Chapter 1: Introductions -------------------
[character is seen lying in a vast field]
[character]: [stirs] ugh.... where am i? [lifts head up]
[character quickly scrambles up into a sitting position looking around franticly]
[character]: WHAT THE HELL!? where am? i was just i bed! WHAT THE ****!?
[character cautiously gets up checking all around him. all he sees is a vast expanse of knee-high shrubbery trailing off forever in all directions]
[character]: Did i miss something? [starts wandering off]
[character continues walking for a long time. eventually he hears something snap behind him. he turns around just in time to see a shape retreating into the bushes several feet behind him]
[character]: O_O [starts to back up slowly] [hears another SNAP behind him] WHO'S THERE!?
[character is now turning in circles trying to get a glimpse of who/whatever is stalking him]
[character]: Sh-show yourself! *makes threatening gesture*
[a man in a nicely pressed business suit stands up out of the brush several feet away]
[man in business suit]: So sorry. Hope i didn't give you too much of a fright?
[character]: the hell is your problem!? why are you following me?
[man in business suit]: so sorry. my name is Roger, i'll be your guide.
[character]: guide? guide for what? whats going on here?
[Roger]: You really don't need to worry about it. i would highly recommend just forgetting the whole thing and enjoying your time here. there really is so much you can enjoy right here. Tea?
[both characters are now sitting at a table that has appeared in the field holding tea cups]
[character]: uh, no thanks. [puts down tea cup] Look, i don't know how i got here, i just want out. You're supposed to be my guide. Get me outta here.
[Roger]: Are you... quite sure? i mean you can do whatever you want here. Money? [piles of money appear] Fast cars? [corvette appears] Sex? [2 women show up hold each other] Its all right there at your fingertips. some more so than others... if you catch my drift.
So why don't we just sit back, relax and enjoy our tea, shall we? [takes sip of tea]
[character]: Look, i don't know who you are, but i want out of here. [stands up] i don't want any more of this creepy, randomly appearing ****. Just tell me how to get out and i'll do it myself.
[Roger]: ...I see. Well if you are intent on getting back home--
[character]: I am.
[Roger]: Then i guess i can't stop you. The exit is right over there [points behind character at no discernible point]
[character looks from Roger to where he is pointing and back again]
[character]: [starts walking away from table] So where is it exactly? i don't see anything over here. [looks back to find Roger, the table, money, corvette, and women are gone] [turns back to find himself in dining room of a large mansion] Woah. where the hell....?
[*EDITED*]