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« Reply #15 on: 13 October, 2008, 09:33:30 pm »

Mark Wahlberg >>>>>>>>Keanu Reeves
Fact.

The Matrix >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The Happening

Both true statements.....very true. I do believe that Dmax and Choronzon are locked in waht I like to call a "John Woo moment".



im sorry, but your dumb.



O har har har.

I dont like that pic, The white guy is getting hurt. Smiley

Now please, Leave your meaning less comments where they belong.

In fooby's Profile.

Now go, go comment like the wind.

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« Reply #16 on: 13 October, 2008, 09:36:55 pm »

i'm sorry, but Max Payne is going to suck like a $20 prostitute.

so it's going to not be good at sucking? 

So by that logic, it's going to be a good movie is what you're saying?
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« Reply #17 on: 13 October, 2008, 09:42:27 pm »

oh luminus, you always find some way to make me sound wrong. laugh laugh laugh

*audience*: HAHAHAHA!


ah... ok, try a $200 dollar ****.
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« Reply #18 on: 13 October, 2008, 09:47:53 pm »

For $200 I better get one hell of a good time.

So are you saying Max Payne is going to be one hell of a good time?
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« Reply #19 on: 13 October, 2008, 10:06:34 pm »

i'm tired of analogies. its gonna suck worse than The Land Before Time movies.
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« Reply #20 on: 13 October, 2008, 10:38:54 pm »

Dmax's feelings are hurt because I was confused with him by someone and I said they "may as well have spit in my face, comparing me to him".

Or because of him being a joke on this site; either or.
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« Reply #21 on: 16 October, 2008, 06:05:15 pm »

Dmax's feelings are hurt because I was confused with him by someone and I said they "may as well have spit in my face, comparing me to him".

Or because of him being a joke on this site; either or.

>_>

when did that happen?

i just dont like you because your black annoying.
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« Reply #22 on: 16 October, 2008, 06:29:36 pm »

THIS MOVIE'S GONNA BE AWESOME
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« Reply #23 on: 16 October, 2008, 06:44:04 pm »

oh shoot all of its 9 reviews on Rotten Tomatoes are negative
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« Reply #24 on: 16 October, 2008, 08:28:08 pm »

oh shoot all of its 9 reviews on Rotten Tomatoes are negative

It is a videogame movie; I haven't seen a good one yet and the critics will not be kind.

Dmax's feelings are hurt because I was confused with him by someone and I said they "may as well have spit in my face, comparing me to him".

Or because of him being a joke on this site; either or.

>_>

when did that happen?

i just dont like you because your black annoying.

Lmao; you'll have to do much worse than that, you poor fool.
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« Reply #25 on: 16 October, 2008, 09:07:46 pm »

oh shoot all of its 9 reviews on Rotten Tomatoes are negative

its like i'm psychic, except it didn't take any special powers. >_>
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« Reply #26 on: 17 October, 2008, 07:34:18 am »

oh shoot all of its 9 reviews on Rotten Tomatoes are negative

It is a videogame movie; I haven't seen a good one yet and the critics will not be kind.

Dmax's feelings are hurt because I was confused with him by someone and I said they "may as well have spit in my face, comparing me to him".

Or because of him being a joke on this site; either or.

>_>

when did that happen?

i just dont like you because your black annoying.

Lmao; you'll have to do much worse than that, you poor fool.

You never explained when that happened.

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oh shoot all of its 9 reviews on Rotten Tomatoes are negative

its like i'm psychic, except it didn't take any special powers. >_>

I beleive they call that "Lucky".

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THIS MOVIE'S GONNA BE AWESOME

this x10
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« Reply #27 on: 17 October, 2008, 10:10:33 am »

Let me explain. You accused me of doing what you've always done (being dumb) without any provocation. Then you made some cryptic statement about something you made up.

If you're going to try to start trouble, you can't be a complete jackass and be so hypocritical.
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« Reply #28 on: 17 October, 2008, 05:28:05 pm »

the valkyries are about the only thing that looks cool in this, and they got them wrong... this movie will be fail.
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« Reply #29 on: 17 October, 2008, 11:52:10 pm »

MOST DISAPPOINTING MOVIE EVER

But why do you say they got the valkyries wrong?
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