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This is going to sound weird, but I was with my wife for ten years before I realized the reason she wasn't getting pregnant was because we didn't have a second bed in our house.
>_>
So has she been secretly getting abortions for the last ten years cause we don't have the room for a kid or...
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Judgemasta
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I've had married sex 7 times and I have a total of 6 std's...
>:U AND SHE'S STiLL NOT PREGNANT
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ganonfloyd
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I've had married sex 7 times and I have a total of 6 std's...
>:U AND SHE'S STiLL NOT PREGNANT
what a ****... |
 Floyd is the devil.
I SERIOUSLY DREAMT OF FLOYD BEING A KILLER CYBORG WHO RAN 10 TIMES FASTER THAN ANY NORMAL HUMAN, AND THEN KILLED MM, TURNED FEMALE, WENT AFTER ME, AND I DROPPED FROM THE SKYSCRAPER! IT HURTED, BUT I AWAKE CALMLY, THINKING I WOULDN'T SEE YOU AGAIN.
*no gold, just us*
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Judgemasta
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I've had married sex 7 times and I have a total of 6 std's...
>:U AND SHE'S STiLL NOT PREGNANT
what a ****... i made the dog pee on her >:] |
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Gaffit
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I'm white, my wife's white, my daughter's white, and my son's black.
<_<
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Z911
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I'm white, my wife's white, my daughter's white, and my son's black.
<_<
Lawsuit. >_> |
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GSD
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My wife pissed me off so I went on a killing spree. Now I have 100% Corruption and Evil. ): I'm white, my wife's white, my daughter's white, and my son's black.
<_<
XD |
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Judgemasta
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I'm white, my wife's white, my daughter's white, and my son's black.
<_<
......XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD |
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Spring-Loaded
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I'm white, my wife's white, my daughter's white, and my son's black.
<_<
I would buy this game from this knowledge alone. |
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ganonfloyd
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I'm white, my wife's white, my daughter's white, and my son's black.
<_<
that may be the most insanely funny thing I've ever heard from a video game. *Christmas Lists Fable II* |
Floyd is the devil.
I SERIOUSLY DREAMT OF FLOYD BEING A KILLER CYBORG WHO RAN 10 TIMES FASTER THAN ANY NORMAL HUMAN, AND THEN KILLED MM, TURNED FEMALE, WENT AFTER ME, AND I DROPPED FROM THE SKYSCRAPER! IT HURTED, BUT I AWAKE CALMLY, THINKING I WOULDN'T SEE YOU AGAIN.
*no gold, just us*
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Judgemasta
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Well I guess I'm going to post my fable moment of the day...
My friend and I were playing co-op, and my wife in the game just nagged me about needing a new house and furniture...
So I'm like alrighty okay fine...
I sent my friend to go see what kind of furniture the store has, and he tells me over private chat, that the store only has the book on furniture...
So I snap finally after being aggravated by that plus thousands of little kids asking me for autographs and ladies wanting to marry and **** me...
So I go all black (got the goth achievement 8D!)
and proceded to destroy the town, and my friend is chasing me trying to calm me down XD.
>:l all over furniture
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Gaffit
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Well I guess I'm going to post my fable moment of the day...
My friend and I were playing co-op, and my wife in the game just nagged me about needing a new house and furniture...
So I'm like alrighty okay fine...
I sent my friend to go see what kind of furniture the store has, and he tells me over private chat, that the store only has the book on furniture...
So I snap finally after being aggravated by that plus thousands of little kids asking me for autographs and ladies wanting to marry and **** me...
So I go all black (got the goth achievement 8D!)
and proceded to destroy the town, and my friend is chasing me trying to calm me down XD.
>:l all over furniture
That's probably why the old Heroes guild was destroyed. Countrymen could get rid of heroes or funiture, but one of them had to go. So then women burned down the heroes guild and the rest is history. |
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ProtoOmegaWeapon
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I'm white, my wife's white, my daughter's white, and my son's black.
<_<
You do not know how much I just loled. |
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