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The Cooldown (White Flame of the Dancing Moon IX: The Savior of the Broken)

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Masterman
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« Reply #420 on: 01 October, 2009, 08:59:06 pm »

*walks by topic* *is a normal pedestrian minding his own business, consumed in the everyday lifestyle of the average joe*

*sips coffee from mug and reads newspaper, sitting in comfortable chair in "Strider's Kitchen". (his diner)

Hiryu: Wassup, D?
D-Boy: Bah, chillin. Those fools and their issues. I want no part of it.
Hiryu: You've been part of it for 2 years now. Your deaths complete the cycle of that one city whose name I've forgotten...
D: Random ****?
Hiryu: No...
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HyperOmar
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« Reply #421 on: 01 October, 2009, 09:01:03 pm »

*appears from nowhere* The cheese is on position. *disappears*
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« Reply #422 on: 01 October, 2009, 09:09:42 pm »

*Pokes head up*

Mr. Bates, reporting in.

*Head disappears*
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Masterman
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« Reply #423 on: 01 October, 2009, 09:13:17 pm »

Hiryu: D, get back out there. You're doing no good as an everyday commoner, go back to fighting aimlessly.
D: *slams mug on table* NO GOD DAMMIT.
Scourge: Do it.
Weregarurumon: Yeah.
Noctis: It's the only way.
Noob Saibot: ...
Steve Fox: They want to try you, guv!
Magma Dragoon: Go for it.
Demyx: ROCK ON....Masterman

*name echoes as screen goes black, is seen lying in the middle of a field, drenched by the pouring rain where I was defeated a while ago*

*heart boils with courage, it roars with 1000 beats*

*bursts with power as a concussive overload obliterates the area around me*

*eyes burn with the fury of determination*

*jingles hat*

The Inferno Heart, lives forever.

*slightly different aura* *more of a holyish aura, insane smile fades, and for once feels complete*

...But one thing remains unchanged.

I'LL TAKE ON ALL OF YOU GOSH DAMMIT. COME AT MEEEEE!!!!!

...

...

His brain.
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HyperOmar
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« Reply #424 on: 01 October, 2009, 09:14:42 pm »

*rolls into scene with a shotgun*
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« Reply #425 on: 01 October, 2009, 09:17:12 pm »

So, it's MM time once again, is it?

Then I suppose that you'll be needing... THIS CHAIR.

THIS CHAIR IS AN EYESORE. THISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIR


*At every repetition of the phrase "This Chair" MM is hit by a chair fired at lightspeed*
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Masterman
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« Reply #426 on: 01 October, 2009, 09:21:30 pm »

*everytime chair hits*
Ouch.Ouch.Ouch.Ouch.Ouch.Ouch.Ouch.Ouch.Ou-

*falls backwards and sinks into the earth, only to reappear rising behind you and finding your weakness*

As I recall.....

/b/

TAKE THAT!
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Masterman
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« Reply #427 on: 01 October, 2009, 09:22:39 pm »

*doesn't even know what it means, but knows it has something to do with 4ch*

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HyperOmar
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« Reply #428 on: 01 October, 2009, 09:23:27 pm »

... *drinks from soda can*
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Masterman
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« Reply #429 on: 01 October, 2009, 09:25:28 pm »

*physical copy of self crushes your soda can and uses the cap to rake your eyeball out*
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HyperOmar
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« Reply #430 on: 01 October, 2009, 09:26:39 pm »

*is made of solid metal*
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Ƨɒlƚy
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« Reply #431 on: 01 October, 2009, 09:27:21 pm »

/b/ is not my weakness, MM.

IT IS MY STRENGTH!! (and my own personal army, but that's another story)

*Shoves MM's head into Goatse's ass*
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HyperOmar
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« Reply #432 on: 01 October, 2009, 09:32:28 pm »

/b/leh.
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Masterman
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« Reply #433 on: 01 October, 2009, 09:33:19 pm »

*muffles words* WHAT!? I'VE BEEN LIED TO! Upgraded, you fool! YOU TOLD ME THAT WAS HIS WEAKNESS!!!

...
I'll be back. Tomorrow. THEN THE REAL BATTLE BEGINS.
I've gotta go...

...

...

Study...for a test...AND YOUR WEAKNESSES!!! *drops smoke bombs as I teleport to Hell*

...
EDIT: I ****ING BEASTED MYSELF WITH BOMBS.
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« Reply #434 on: 01 October, 2009, 09:36:40 pm »

I ****ED MYSELF WITH BOMBS.
Oh you.
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