Masterman
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*walks by topic* *is a normal pedestrian minding his own business, consumed in the everyday lifestyle of the average joe*
*sips coffee from mug and reads newspaper, sitting in comfortable chair in "Strider's Kitchen". (his diner)
Hiryu: Wassup, D? D-Boy: Bah, chillin. Those fools and their issues. I want no part of it. Hiryu: You've been part of it for 2 years now. Your deaths complete the cycle of that one city whose name I've forgotten... D: Random ****? Hiryu: No...
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HyperOmar
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*appears from nowhere* The cheese is on position. *disappears*
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Ƨɒlƚy
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*Pokes head up*
Mr. Bates, reporting in.
*Head disappears*
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Masterman
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Hiryu: D, get back out there. You're doing no good as an everyday commoner, go back to fighting aimlessly. D: *slams mug on table* NO GOD DAMMIT. Scourge: Do it. Weregarurumon: Yeah. Noctis: It's the only way. Noob Saibot: ... Steve Fox: They want to try you, guv! Magma Dragoon: Go for it. Demyx: ROCK ON....Masterman
*name echoes as screen goes black, is seen lying in the middle of a field, drenched by the pouring rain where I was defeated a while ago*
*heart boils with courage, it roars with 1000 beats*
*bursts with power as a concussive overload obliterates the area around me*
*eyes burn with the fury of determination*
*jingles hat*
The Inferno Heart, lives forever.
*slightly different aura* *more of a holyish aura, insane smile fades, and for once feels complete*
...But one thing remains unchanged.
I'LL TAKE ON ALL OF YOU GOSH DAMMIT. COME AT MEEEEE!!!!!
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His brain.
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HyperOmar
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*rolls into scene with a shotgun*
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Ƨɒlƚy
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So, it's MM time once again, is it?
Then I suppose that you'll be needing... THIS CHAIR.
THIS CHAIR IS AN EYESORE. THISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIRTHISCHAIR
*At every repetition of the phrase "This Chair" MM is hit by a chair fired at lightspeed*
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Masterman
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*everytime chair hits* Ouch.Ouch.Ouch.Ouch.Ouch.Ouch.Ouch.Ouch.Ou-
*falls backwards and sinks into the earth, only to reappear rising behind you and finding your weakness*
As I recall.....
/b/
TAKE THAT!
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Masterman
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*doesn't even know what it means, but knows it has something to do with 4ch*
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HyperOmar
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... *drinks from soda can*
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Masterman
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*physical copy of self crushes your soda can and uses the cap to rake your eyeball out*
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HyperOmar
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*is made of solid metal*
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Ƨɒlƚy
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/b/ is not my weakness, MM.
IT IS MY STRENGTH!! (and my own personal army, but that's another story)
*Shoves MM's head into Goatse's ass*
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Masterman
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*muffles words* WHAT!? I'VE BEEN LIED TO! Upgraded, you fool! YOU TOLD ME THAT WAS HIS WEAKNESS!!!
... I'll be back. Tomorrow. THEN THE REAL BATTLE BEGINS. I've gotta go...
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Study...for a test...AND YOUR WEAKNESSES!!! *drops smoke bombs as I teleport to Hell*
... EDIT: I ****ING BEASTED MYSELF WITH BOMBS.
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Ƨɒlƚy
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I ****ED MYSELF WITH BOMBS.
Oh you.
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