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ganonfloyd
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« Reply #105 on: 08 January, 2009, 05:58:23 pm »

*uses Oxygen Destroyer on next poster*
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I SERIOUSLY DREAMT OF FLOYD BEING A KILLER CYBORG WHO RAN 10 TIMES FASTER THAN ANY NORMAL HUMAN, AND THEN KILLED MM, TURNED FEMALE, WENT AFTER ME, AND I DROPPED FROM THE SKYSCRAPER! IT HURTED, BUT I AWAKE CALMLY, THINKING I WOULDN'T SEE YOU AGAIN.
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« Reply #106 on: 08 January, 2009, 06:05:46 pm »

*uses Oxygen Destroyer on next poster*

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« Reply #107 on: 08 January, 2009, 06:06:22 pm »

ACT LIKE ME DAMNIT.
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Floyd is the devil.
I SERIOUSLY DREAMT OF FLOYD BEING A KILLER CYBORG WHO RAN 10 TIMES FASTER THAN ANY NORMAL HUMAN, AND THEN KILLED MM, TURNED FEMALE, WENT AFTER ME, AND I DROPPED FROM THE SKYSCRAPER! IT HURTED, BUT I AWAKE CALMLY, THINKING I WOULDN'T SEE YOU AGAIN.
*no gold, just us*
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« Reply #108 on: 08 January, 2009, 06:07:45 pm »

ACT LIKE ME DAMNIT.

FINE.
MY NAME IS GANONFLOYD
IM ON STEROIDS

HURAAAAAGH!!


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« Reply #109 on: 08 January, 2009, 06:08:30 pm »

*ignore this*

yes, yes I am.
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Floyd is the devil.
I SERIOUSLY DREAMT OF FLOYD BEING A KILLER CYBORG WHO RAN 10 TIMES FASTER THAN ANY NORMAL HUMAN, AND THEN KILLED MM, TURNED FEMALE, WENT AFTER ME, AND I DROPPED FROM THE SKYSCRAPER! IT HURTED, BUT I AWAKE CALMLY, THINKING I WOULDN'T SEE YOU AGAIN.
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« Reply #110 on: 08 January, 2009, 06:09:35 pm »

>_>

*barricades self behind furniture and fires grenade at last poster - the resulting explosion causes no fireworks, and little initial sound, yet there is nothing left of the previous poster and the entire building in which we were in is no more; stands up out of debris, dusts self off and begins walking the Earth to this music*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQvG2SMVl84&feature=related
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ganonfloyd
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« Reply #111 on: 08 January, 2009, 06:13:57 pm »

I can't think of anything more perfect to describe me.

*ignore*
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Floyd is the devil.
I SERIOUSLY DREAMT OF FLOYD BEING A KILLER CYBORG WHO RAN 10 TIMES FASTER THAN ANY NORMAL HUMAN, AND THEN KILLED MM, TURNED FEMALE, WENT AFTER ME, AND I DROPPED FROM THE SKYSCRAPER! IT HURTED, BUT I AWAKE CALMLY, THINKING I WOULDN'T SEE YOU AGAIN.
*no gold, just us*
hip hop
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i <3 b0Ys


« Reply #112 on: 08 January, 2009, 06:14:55 pm »

>_>

*barricades self behind furniture and fires grenade at last poster - the resulting explosion causes no fireworks, and little initial sound, yet there is nothing left of the previous poster and the entire building in which we were in is no more; stands up out of debris, dusts self off and begins walking the Earth to this music*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQvG2SMVl84&feature=related

but..WHY.
I did nothing to you!!
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« Reply #113 on: 08 January, 2009, 06:23:32 pm »

*gets caught bypassing the censors by a mod*

Mod: Now see here young lady, I'm going to have to suspend you for that...

Me: Now, why on Earth would you want to do that?...

*flicks hair away from face with a flourish - shoots alluring stare at mod*

Mod:...uh...*ahem* I-I have to...it's my job...I thi-

Me: Oh dear, I seem to have dropped something. Allow me to pick it up in a tantalizingly slow fashion.

*bends down to pick up the nothing that I dropped in a tantalizingly slow fashion - Mod has a heart attack; walks away*
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« Reply #114 on: 08 January, 2009, 06:25:35 pm »

Also, *IGNORE*

*enters a bar dressed in a fine suit. Approaches the jukebox and scans it for a second, semeingly unaware or unperturbed by the dozen or so men in suits watching from across the bar. Finds a Curtis Mayfield tune and puts it on, only to dodge a blow to the back of the head from a mam from the suit group. Grabs his arm as he tries to pnch and breaks it, then shatters his rib cage with an open palm strike. The rest of the group pull out firearms. What results is a vicious shootout*

*several minutes late,r steps out of the bar, suit nice and clean, just as the Curtis Mayfield song ends*

I can't think of anything more perfect to describe me.
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« Reply #115 on: 08 January, 2009, 06:30:14 pm »

*gets caught bypassing the censors by a mod*

Mod: Now see here young lady, I'm going to have to suspend you for that...

Me: Now, why on Earth would you want to do that?...

*flicks hair away from face with a flourish - shoots alluring stare at mod*

Mod:...uh...*ahem* I-I have to...it's my job...I thi-

Me: Oh dear, I seem to have dropped something. Allow me to pick it up in a tantalizingly slow fashion.

*bends down to pick up the nothing that I dropped in a tantalizingly slow fashion - Mod has a heart attack; walks away*

...






......If looks could kill.....................
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ganonfloyd
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« Reply #116 on: 08 January, 2009, 06:36:52 pm »

I'm glad we understand each other, spring.

anyway

*is awesome, because hip hop is awesome*
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Floyd is the devil.
I SERIOUSLY DREAMT OF FLOYD BEING A KILLER CYBORG WHO RAN 10 TIMES FASTER THAN ANY NORMAL HUMAN, AND THEN KILLED MM, TURNED FEMALE, WENT AFTER ME, AND I DROPPED FROM THE SKYSCRAPER! IT HURTED, BUT I AWAKE CALMLY, THINKING I WOULDN'T SEE YOU AGAIN.
*no gold, just us*
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« Reply #117 on: 10 January, 2009, 06:45:08 pm »

I am the incarnation of awesomeness.
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ganonfloyd
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« Reply #118 on: 10 January, 2009, 07:47:08 pm »

*due to brain damage from liking lolis, forgets that Tony Iommi is the most metal thing ever*
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Floyd is the devil.
I SERIOUSLY DREAMT OF FLOYD BEING A KILLER CYBORG WHO RAN 10 TIMES FASTER THAN ANY NORMAL HUMAN, AND THEN KILLED MM, TURNED FEMALE, WENT AFTER ME, AND I DROPPED FROM THE SKYSCRAPER! IT HURTED, BUT I AWAKE CALMLY, THINKING I WOULDN'T SEE YOU AGAIN.
*no gold, just us*
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« Reply #119 on: 10 January, 2009, 07:48:45 pm »

*Due to not ever watching Detroit Metal City, is oblivious to how metal Krauser really is*
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