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« Reply #75 on: 31 December, 2008, 06:51:56 pm » |
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*spouts some incoherent nonsense*
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« Reply #77 on: 31 December, 2008, 08:24:00 pm » |
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*rolls over in bed to see a guy lying next to me*
Guy: Oh, hey honey...I've been meaning to ask you something - what is it that you-
I've been meaning to ask you something - why the **** are you still here?
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I_like_Nonon
The one and only ILS
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That guy
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« Reply #78 on: 31 December, 2008, 08:31:11 pm » |
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Batman is awesome. Batman kicks all kinds of ass, and is the best superhero to ever grace god's green earth.
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« Reply #79 on: 31 December, 2008, 08:37:19 pm » |
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Excuse me for a moment.
*presses secret button within statue-bust revealing firemen poles in the wall; slides down pole into secret otaku cave, now wearing my Pervman costume*
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Z911
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« Reply #80 on: 31 December, 2008, 08:43:24 pm » |
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*Writes overly long story about someone involving John Woo-like action and sex scenes*
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IngSlayer
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« Reply #82 on: 31 December, 2008, 08:44:57 pm » |
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AT HAWK:
See this cannon? It's powerful enough to destroy five planets at once at the speed of light.
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Hawk_v3
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« Reply #83 on: 31 December, 2008, 08:45:51 pm » |
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*skip me*
Response: *cries*
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Z911
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« Reply #84 on: 31 December, 2008, 08:48:15 pm » |
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*Ing*
Peach is the cutest thing ever, and I just love the smell of car exhaust or at least questioning about it to people.
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Maniac234678
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« Reply #85 on: 31 December, 2008, 09:01:02 pm » |
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I'm worried about becoming as jaded and cynical as Maniac is.
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« Reply #86 on: 31 December, 2008, 09:07:10 pm » |
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We'll discuss this later.
*hangs up phone and tosses it onto poolside chair; swan dives into pool filled to the brim with Touhous and Touhou merchandise*
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« Reply #87 on: 31 December, 2008, 09:37:14 pm » |
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*enters a bar dressed in a fine suit. Approaches the jukebox and scans it for a second, semeingly unaware or unperturbed by the dozen or so men in suits watching from across the bar. Finds a Curtis Mayfield tune and puts it on, only to dodge a blow to the back of the head from a mam from the suit group. Grabs his arm as he tries to pnch and breaks it, then shatters his rib cage with an open palm strike. The rest of the group pull out firearms. What results is a vicious shootout*
*several minutes late,r steps out of the bar, suit nice and clean, just as the Curtis Mayfield song ends*
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I SERIOUSLY DREAMT OF FLOYD BEING A KILLER CYBORG WHO RAN 10 TIMES FASTER THAN ANY NORMAL HUMAN, AND THEN KILLED MM, TURNED FEMALE, WENT AFTER ME, AND I DROPPED FROM THE SKYSCRAPER! IT HURTED, BUT I AWAKE CALMLY, THINKING I WOULDN'T SEE YOU AGAIN.
*no gold, just us*
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IngSlayer
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« Reply #88 on: 04 January, 2009, 05:37:27 pm » |
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[Sees a catgirl]
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[Flesh turns green, muscles begin to build, and eyes turn yellow]
[Rips off shirt, screaming in extreme anger]
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Zigzagoon
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Zigzagoon!
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« Reply #89 on: 04 January, 2009, 06:36:58 pm » |
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What? You use Peach?...
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Peach ditto NOW!
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