ganonfloyd
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*is a moron named maniac*
>_>
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 Floyd is the devil.
I SERIOUSLY DREAMT OF FLOYD BEING A KILLER CYBORG WHO RAN 10 TIMES FASTER THAN ANY NORMAL HUMAN, AND THEN KILLED MM, TURNED FEMALE, WENT AFTER ME, AND I DROPPED FROM THE SKYSCRAPER! IT HURTED, BUT I AWAKE CALMLY, THINKING I WOULDN'T SEE YOU AGAIN.
*no gold, just us*
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Maniac234678
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*Is a doofus named ganonfloyd*
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ganonfloyd
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well played
*is relatively smart for liking Baldur's Gate II*
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 Floyd is the devil.
I SERIOUSLY DREAMT OF FLOYD BEING A KILLER CYBORG WHO RAN 10 TIMES FASTER THAN ANY NORMAL HUMAN, AND THEN KILLED MM, TURNED FEMALE, WENT AFTER ME, AND I DROPPED FROM THE SKYSCRAPER! IT HURTED, BUT I AWAKE CALMLY, THINKING I WOULDN'T SEE YOU AGAIN.
*no gold, just us*
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Maniac234678
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*Is pretty damn smart for liking Perfect Dark*
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Spring-Loaded
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*is leaning on the counter inside a gun-store behind the register - suddenly, two lolicons who clearly had been fighting for some time burst through the door; grabs a shotgun from out beneath the counter and aims it at the lolis, one of which has a gun*
Me:Hold it right there, goddamnit!!
*the two lolis look up at me*
Loli 1: Look mister, this ain't any of your busine-
Me: I'm makin' it my business! Now toss that gun!
*the Loli does so*
Me: Now you on top, stand up and come to the counter.
*the loli that had the gun slowly gets up and moves to the counter - hits her in the face with the butt of the shotgun as soon as she gets there, knocking her out; calmly lays the shotgun on the counter and moves to the telephone*
Me: Zed? It's Maniac. The spider just caught a coupl'a flies.
*the other Loli passes out*
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ganonfloyd
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I'm going to have to ask that you prohibit yourself from making every one of your posts the greatest I've ever seen.
*IGNORE THIS*
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 Floyd is the devil.
I SERIOUSLY DREAMT OF FLOYD BEING A KILLER CYBORG WHO RAN 10 TIMES FASTER THAN ANY NORMAL HUMAN, AND THEN KILLED MM, TURNED FEMALE, WENT AFTER ME, AND I DROPPED FROM THE SKYSCRAPER! IT HURTED, BUT I AWAKE CALMLY, THINKING I WOULDN'T SEE YOU AGAIN.
*no gold, just us*
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Hawk_v3
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*makes an awesome post for practically every user in this topic*
>_>
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Z911
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I'm a bird lover, who likes paintball and stuff.....and ion cannons...they're charging...
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ganonfloyd
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*runs a talk show with a Mantis and Lava man*
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 Floyd is the devil.
I SERIOUSLY DREAMT OF FLOYD BEING A KILLER CYBORG WHO RAN 10 TIMES FASTER THAN ANY NORMAL HUMAN, AND THEN KILLED MM, TURNED FEMALE, WENT AFTER ME, AND I DROPPED FROM THE SKYSCRAPER! IT HURTED, BUT I AWAKE CALMLY, THINKING I WOULDN'T SEE YOU AGAIN.
*no gold, just us*
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Parrothair (Solid Snake)
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Uh, I have people stabbing each other as my picture thingy.
I really don't have anything better.
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Spring-Loaded
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I think I should consider getting to know the other people here better.
>_>
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IngSlayer
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*Andross bends over once again*
ANDROSS: Oh, there's the quarter I dropped!
IVYSAUR: *Peeking from a corner; speaking in a low, very raspy voice* You basing that turkey today?
ANDROSS: Wha-Who said that?
IVYSAUR: It's time to take a temperature; see if the meat's just right.
ANDROSS: ...
IVYSAUR: *Pounces onto Andross from behind, knocking him over*
ANDROSS: GAH! NO!
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ganonfloyd
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that was horrific and yet amazingly accurate, ing.
*has a very suggestive username at the moment*
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 Floyd is the devil.
I SERIOUSLY DREAMT OF FLOYD BEING A KILLER CYBORG WHO RAN 10 TIMES FASTER THAN ANY NORMAL HUMAN, AND THEN KILLED MM, TURNED FEMALE, WENT AFTER ME, AND I DROPPED FROM THE SKYSCRAPER! IT HURTED, BUT I AWAKE CALMLY, THINKING I WOULDN'T SEE YOU AGAIN.
*no gold, just us*
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flamesnake
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*has duo profile with other me Spring*
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 **** YEAH FLAMESNAKE
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Youef
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When you see a flaming wheel coming at you, run.
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