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ganonfloyd
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« Reply #120 on: 10 January, 2009, 09:01:24 pm »

*is a moron named maniac*

>_>
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I SERIOUSLY DREAMT OF FLOYD BEING A KILLER CYBORG WHO RAN 10 TIMES FASTER THAN ANY NORMAL HUMAN, AND THEN KILLED MM, TURNED FEMALE, WENT AFTER ME, AND I DROPPED FROM THE SKYSCRAPER! IT HURTED, BUT I AWAKE CALMLY, THINKING I WOULDN'T SEE YOU AGAIN.
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« Reply #121 on: 10 January, 2009, 09:02:39 pm »

*Is a doofus named ganonfloyd*
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ganonfloyd
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« Reply #122 on: 10 January, 2009, 09:04:31 pm »

well played

*is relatively smart for liking Baldur's Gate II*
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I SERIOUSLY DREAMT OF FLOYD BEING A KILLER CYBORG WHO RAN 10 TIMES FASTER THAN ANY NORMAL HUMAN, AND THEN KILLED MM, TURNED FEMALE, WENT AFTER ME, AND I DROPPED FROM THE SKYSCRAPER! IT HURTED, BUT I AWAKE CALMLY, THINKING I WOULDN'T SEE YOU AGAIN.
*no gold, just us*
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« Reply #123 on: 10 January, 2009, 09:06:46 pm »

*Is pretty damn smart for liking Perfect Dark*
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« Reply #124 on: 11 January, 2009, 12:48:40 am »

*is leaning on the counter inside a gun-store behind the register - suddenly, two lolicons who clearly had been fighting for some time burst through the door; grabs a shotgun from out beneath the counter and aims it at the lolis, one of which has a gun*

Me:Hold it right there, goddamnit!!

*the two lolis look up at me*

Loli 1: Look mister, this ain't any of your busine-

Me: I'm makin' it my business! Now toss that gun!

*the Loli does so*

Me: Now you on top, stand up and come to the counter.

*the loli that had the gun slowly gets up and moves to the counter - hits her in the face with the butt of the shotgun as soon as she    gets there, knocking her out; calmly lays the shotgun on the counter and moves to the telephone*

Me: Zed? It's Maniac. The spider just caught a coupl'a flies.

*the other Loli passes out*
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ganonfloyd
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« Reply #125 on: 11 January, 2009, 01:01:41 am »

I'm going to have to ask that you prohibit yourself from making every one of your posts the greatest I've ever seen.

*IGNORE THIS*
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Floyd is the devil.
I SERIOUSLY DREAMT OF FLOYD BEING A KILLER CYBORG WHO RAN 10 TIMES FASTER THAN ANY NORMAL HUMAN, AND THEN KILLED MM, TURNED FEMALE, WENT AFTER ME, AND I DROPPED FROM THE SKYSCRAPER! IT HURTED, BUT I AWAKE CALMLY, THINKING I WOULDN'T SEE YOU AGAIN.
*no gold, just us*
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« Reply #126 on: 11 January, 2009, 10:18:17 am »

*makes an awesome post for practically every user in this topic*

>_>
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« Reply #127 on: 11 January, 2009, 09:23:10 pm »

I'm a bird lover, who likes paintball and stuff.....and ion cannons...they're charging...
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« Reply #128 on: 11 January, 2009, 09:25:09 pm »

*runs a talk show with a Mantis and Lava man*
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I SERIOUSLY DREAMT OF FLOYD BEING A KILLER CYBORG WHO RAN 10 TIMES FASTER THAN ANY NORMAL HUMAN, AND THEN KILLED MM, TURNED FEMALE, WENT AFTER ME, AND I DROPPED FROM THE SKYSCRAPER! IT HURTED, BUT I AWAKE CALMLY, THINKING I WOULDN'T SEE YOU AGAIN.
*no gold, just us*
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« Reply #129 on: 12 January, 2009, 12:30:09 am »

Uh, I have people stabbing each other as my picture thingy.

I really don't have anything better.
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« Reply #130 on: 12 January, 2009, 12:47:05 am »

I think I should consider getting to know the other people here better.




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« Reply #131 on: 12 January, 2009, 03:59:51 pm »

*Andross bends over once again*

ANDROSS: Oh, there's the quarter I dropped!

IVYSAUR: *Peeking from a corner; speaking in a low, very raspy voice* You basing that turkey today?

ANDROSS: Wha-Who said that?

IVYSAUR: It's time to take a temperature; see if the meat's just right.

ANDROSS: ...

IVYSAUR: *Pounces onto Andross from behind, knocking him over*

ANDROSS: GAH! NO!
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ganonfloyd
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« Reply #132 on: 12 January, 2009, 05:09:32 pm »

that was horrific and yet amazingly accurate, ing.

*has a very suggestive username at the moment*
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Floyd is the devil.
I SERIOUSLY DREAMT OF FLOYD BEING A KILLER CYBORG WHO RAN 10 TIMES FASTER THAN ANY NORMAL HUMAN, AND THEN KILLED MM, TURNED FEMALE, WENT AFTER ME, AND I DROPPED FROM THE SKYSCRAPER! IT HURTED, BUT I AWAKE CALMLY, THINKING I WOULDN'T SEE YOU AGAIN.
*no gold, just us*
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« Reply #133 on: 12 January, 2009, 08:26:38 pm »

*has duo profile with other me Spring*
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« Reply #134 on: 12 January, 2009, 10:10:16 pm »

When you see a flaming wheel coming at you, run.
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