Sonic Z

It’s a bit longer than the previous ones, but not much really…I like parodying things.
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Chapter 4 – The Power of Sally Sue

In downtown Station Square, outside a tall sky scraper a teenage girl had Cream and Cheese held hostage and had a gun pointed at them while several police officers further away had their guns pointed at the girl. She had long elegant blonde hair, golden eyes; she wore a white dress which sparkled and shoes to match.

As Sonic, Tails and Knuckles approached the area, Tails set it to auto-pilot and the three of them hopped out and landed right in front of the officers a moment before Sonic said, “We’ll take it from here, guys. We’re gonna need some room to sort this out, health and safety reasons, of course.”

Cream cheerfully smiled as they arrived. “Sonic, Tails, Knuckles! Thank goodness you’re here!”

“We’ll take her down in no time, Cream.” Knuckles said before cracking his knuckles.

As the officers backed up quite a bit towards safe spots further away, the Psychic Angel looked at the teenage girl holding Cream hostage and asked, “So who’s this?”

“That there is Sally Sue, she’s related to the original Mary Sue, and that spells trouble.”

“So she’s really good at pulling off crap which she really shouldn’t be able to do?”

“Sadly, yes. We’ve beaten her once before but it was quite difficult.”

“Well then, this shouldn’t take too long, you guys will get beat up for about five minutes, then due to sheer willpower, you’ll keep trying and she’ll become shocked by your efforts, back down slightly and eventually lose.”

“That actually sounds pretty accurate.” Sonic said, nodding briefly.

“So when you said she could pull off things she shouldn’t be able to do, what did you mean by that?” she asked, turning to Sonic.

Sonic looked over at Sally Sue to see she was holding two cars in both hands. “Pretty much that.”

A moment later, Sally threw the cars at the three of them who ran off in different directions towards her while the angel girl landed on a pavement nearby and yelled, “I’ll just yell random things from a great distance away!”

Sally punched down a lamppost as Sonic approached her and attempted to whack him with it as he jumped up and tried to spin attack her. She hit him with the steel pole and sent Sonic flying through a store window. Tails randomly took out a wrench and threw it at her, which she blocked with her arm and knocked it into the air. Tails jumped up and kicked it at her again, which she whacked out the way.

Meanwhile, Knuckles ran towards her from behind and as he threw a punch, she quickly turned around and grabbed his fist. She then threw a punch which Knuckles whacked out the way then countered with another punch which she dodged before attacking with a kick which Knuckles ducked under. While this was going on, Tails dropped down, took out an orange laser cannon and charged it up then fired a moment after Sally punched Knuckles across the street.

It was a direct hit and she went flying, hit the ground twice and slammed through a wall. As Knuckles got back up, he said, “We’re gonna catch hell for that one.”

“Why?” Tails asked.

“Violence against girls, even if they’re evil.”

“That’s ridiculous.”

As this was going on, Sonic finally climbed out of the window a moment before the angel said, “Well you sure took your time.”

“Being hit by a steel pole hurts quite a lot, you know.” He said while slowly walking towards Tails and Knuckles.

While Tails and Knuckles were busy discussing the stupidity of double standards and occasional swearing and Cream and Cheese were left clueless, Sally Sue quickly appeared with a wreaking ball, aiming straight for Tails.

After seeing the wreaking ball, Sonic frantically yelled, “Tails! Bend over!”

Tails scratched his forehead in confusion. “Bend over? Am I in a slash fic again?”

Knuckles quickly ducked and Tails was hit by the wreaking ball, Sonic then yelled, “Sorry! I meant duck, not bend over! I have no idea why I said that…”

Knuckles walked over to Sonic and said, “Honesty, bend over?”

Sonic shrugged. “Duck, bend over, same thing.”

“Except one is used in sexual subtext.”

As Sonic and Knuckles continued arguing, Sally Sue transformed her right arm into a minigun and aimed at the two of them shortly after Tails had recovered. Sonic and Knuckles noticed her a moment before she fired and quickly jumped out the way as she randomly fired around the area.

Tails ran back, frantically waving his arms and yelling, “Run awaaaaay!” before jumping behind a car. He then popped his head out seconds later and said, “To devise a plan!” before hiding again.

Sally Sue continued firing at the three of them while any civilians who happened to be around continued to stand there while Cream and Cheese stood near a building watching. Sally Sue soon stopped to reload, and Tails then took the opportunity to throw a wrench at her head, hitting her and knocking her to the ground.

She got up, rubbing her forehead in frustration and started yelling at them. “That’s it! Now I’m mad! That was totally cheap!”

“Seemed like the perfect attack then.” Sonic replied.

“I’ll let you have that one, Sonic…and may I say, that comeback was pretty lame.”

“There wasn’t much to work with there, give me a break.”

“Well let’s see you work with this!” And with that, she fired angelic laser beams around the area, blowing up random things as the civilians fled the scene while Cream and Cheese ducked.

Tails soon popped up from the car and fired a laser beam from his cannon which Sally Sue dodged. Knuckles jumped out and tried to punch her but missed as she jumped back. Sonic then slide tackled her and knocked her back, then flipped and spin attacked her towards Tails who grabbed her feet and spun her round twice before throwing her towards Knuckles. Knuckles quickly jumped up and punched her out of the city, but before flying off she yelled, “I’ve signed on for at least 30 more chapters so you haven’t seen the last of me!”

After a few moments of looking up into the sky, Knuckles turned to Sonic and said, “What did she mean by that?”

He shrugged. “Beats me.”

Psychic Angel floated over to Sonic and said, “The “not getting what you’re talking about” thing is starting to get old.”

“I honestly don’t know.”

“Well you should.”

Cream and Cheese quickly rushed over to the four of them and she curtsied. “Thank you for saving me again, guys. You all fought very bravery.”

“Very bravery?” Psychic Angel inquired. “You guys were getting your asses kicked!”

“It’s called being supportive.” Sonic replied as he turned to her.

“Well I’m just being honest.”

“I thought you said your friends would turn up anyway?”

“Actually, you said that, and I’m surprised they haven’t.”

Knuckles suddenly said, “I should probably get back to the floating island before the Master Emerald ends up getting taken again. I’ll see you guys round.” He waved from behind as he walked off.

“Nice seeing ya, Knuckles.” Sonic shouted back. He then turned to Cream and continued his inner monologue which was long forgotten. “So this polite and sugary sweet bunny here is Cream the Rabbit, who is personally too nice for her own good, but then again she’s only six...or so I heard.”

“So Cream, what are you doing here?” Tails asked.

“I was just coming out of the shopping mall as that girl was being fired at by police.”

“Oh, well let’s get back to my base.” Tails said before running off and jumping in the tornado. Sonic, Cream and Cheese slowly made their way there and hopped in also.

Meanwhile, Shadow was busying chasing two figures atop a train as they came out of a tunnel. As the two figures reached the end of the train they spun around. The first was a hedgehog made of ice, being dark blue while the tips of his spikes and the centre of his stomach was light blue, and his eyes were green. The second was a hedgehog completely made of black mist and his eyes were white. The hedgehog made of ice was called Sonny the Hedgehog while the black hedgehog was called Shade the Hedgehog.

As Shadow reached them, Sonny saluted him then flipped off the edge while Shade stayed.

“So who are you?” Shadow asked.

“Shade the Hedgehog, one of those legendary hero types. I’m like, totally mysterious and dark.”

Shadow quirked an eyebrow. “Are you making fun of me?”

“No, I’m totally serious.”

“So how did you get the information on the Metallix thing?”

“Because as heroes, it’s what we do. I’ve gotta get going, I look forward to seeing you again sometime soon.” He said before flipping off the edge.

Sonic, Tails, Cream and Cheese soon arrived at the base and entered through the garage. P.A.L greeted the three as they arrived. “Welcome back, Sonic, Tails and Cream. Oh, and Cheese too.”

“Hey P.A.L.” Tails said as he got out. “Is everything fine?”

“Perfectly fine. A shame about you guys getting slapped about.”

Psychic Angel crossed her arms. “See, even he says it.”

“I’d like to see you do any better.” Sonic said as he rolled his eyes.

A moment later, Amy ran into the garage and hugged Sonic, which is to be expected. “Sonic! Thank goodness you’re safe! You should have let me help out against that mean old Sue. You had a really tough time beating her.”

“It would have been hard either way, but thanks for caring.” He then slipped out of her grasp and moved back a few feet. “So when are you going to make others aware of your presence and not make it seem like I’m talking to myself?” He said quietly to the angel.

“I don’t know, sometime soon I guess. I’m a little hesitant on the idea.”

“Why?” Sonic asked.

“Well, Amy for one thing, considering anyone who happens to be female and talk to you once in a while is considered a threat…”

“Amy’s not so bad; you guys will get along just fine.”

“We are talking about the same pink hedgehog, right?”

“At least I hope so.”

Suddenly, the doorbell was heard. Tails ran off to answer it as he said, “I’ll get it!”

“Don’t worry, Tails.” P.A.L began. “I can ea-“

“NO! I’ll get it!” Tails yelled.

“Okay, okay, you get it.”

“You bet I will.” He said before answering the door. He saw Blaze the Cat right before his eyes standing on the welcome mat. “Oh, Blaze! Come on in!” he said before grabbing her hand and pulling her inside the house. “So what brings you here?”

“Well, one minute I was fighting Eggman Nega in this high revolutionary space station, and then some reaction from the Sol emeralds caused me to appear on this planet. Then I soon saw this black hedgehog who was challenging this robot to a breakdancing contest. He showed me to this house, where I’m telling you all this now.”

“Well that okay, I could work on a way to get you back tomorrow, but in the meantime you can stay here.”

“In other words, it’ll probably be like several months before you do finally come up with a way, right?”

“Most likely.” Tails said with a shrug. “So before you ask, this place is like a base which Sonic, Knuckles and I usually meet up from time to time to take down evil and such.”

“Like a superhero team style thing?”

“How so?” asked an intrigued Tails.

“Like this.”

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Sonic, Tails and Knuckles were sitting round a table in a basement eating a pizza and had special leather outfits on. The leather outfits were fully black and they all had a different symbol on the front of their suits. Sonic had a blue circled space on the front and in the middle was the Sonicteam logo which was also blue. He had a blue line going from his shoulders to his hands. He also had a blue line going from his waist down to his feet. Around his waist he had a blue belt with the Sonicteam symbol on it and on both sides he has two small pouches to put things in.

The top half of the gloves were black with the Sonicteam symbol while the bottom half was blue. Around the fingers were three blue lines. His shoes matched his gloves. Tails and Knuckles outfits were also the same, but slightly different. Tails lines were orange and he had a picture of his two tail’s on his suit while Knuckles one had red lines and had a picture of his fist on the suit.

To the right of them was a large widescreen which suddenly switched on and the president appeared. Tails quickly pointed at the screen and yelled, “Holy fish paste! It’s the president!”

“Hello, boys.” He greeted them. “Eggman is up to his old tricks again.”

“Just tell us where.” Sonic said with a nod while Knuckles pounded his fists together.

“He’s outside Casinopolis right now. I look forward to hearing good news from you three.” The president said before disconnecting.

Tails quickly stood up and yelled, “To the tornadomobile!” he then stroked his chin and said, “Nah, that sounds stupid...to the shipmobile!...nah, that sounds lame. Oh screw it, to the tornado!” he yelled before running off five feet to the right and jumping in, while Sonic and Knuckles were there waiting for him.

Tails turned on the engine and blasted through a wall, going at 100 miles an hour on a path towards Casinopolis.

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“I should probably just leave it there.” After a few moments of silence, Blaze then said, “I’ve been told I have a wild imagination at times.”

“I suggested we should have done that, but Sonic and Knuckles disagreed.”

“Regardless of how unnecessary and lame the concept of the idea is, it does seem quite amusing.”

“I know!” Tails replied in agreement.

Sonic walked in seconds later and saw Blaze and continued his ongoing inner monologue. “Well look at that, it’s Blaze the Cat. She’s as dedicated to her job as Knuckles is, and probably as stubborn as Shadow to match. Though she softened up a bit overtime...Oh, hey Blaze, did you come to visit?”

“Not intentionally, anyway. It’s a long story.”

“You can tell it after I show you around.” Tails said before grabbing her hand and heading towards the exit.

“Its fine, Tails, I don’t want to be too much of a hassle for you.” Blaze said.

“Nonsense! I like to show people around.” Tails replied before they left the room.

Psychic Angel appeared next to Sonic and then said, “He sure likes to show people around.”

“It’s his house so it’s totally fine.” Sonic replied.

“By the way, the name is Crystal, just for your convenience.”

“Thanks for the info.”

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SA2 walked onto the right side of a set with some notes. In the middle of the set was a red curtain which opened to reveal a picture of Metal Sonic leading hundreds of robots. SA2 began to read out the notes. “So after those few chapters of…whatever, we move on to the real story. Since it’s a Sonic story, obviously, we’ll start with Sonic’s part…you’ll see what I’m talking about eventually. So stay tuned for the Metallix Saga…” SA2 looked up. “We really didn’t have a good name for it.”