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I'd like to discuss something with you. I'm serious, no lie.

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Masterman
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« on: 09 February, 2009, 06:56:32 pm »

There are two awesomes sitting in a corner. One awesome leaves and a loser appears. The remaining awesome reproduces and has 2 kids. One awesome, Two Baby Awesomes, and a loser. The loser kidnaps a baby awesome, and a Terrific appears. The Terrific calls his wife, Fantastic. He asks her to join. The Baby Awesome plays with his friend, Baby Magnificent. Excellent comes to the party with Fantastic. Terrific gets angry and questions Excellent. Fantastic cheated on Terrific. Superb walked in. Fantastic took Excellent behind the bar. Awesome was drunk. The Cool walked in with a stereo and had a weird, contaigous disease. It killed Baby Awesome. Baby Magnificent slapped Superb. Wonderful was outside snortin' the 'rock. The Cool coughed on him. The Great called in an air-strike on the party-house. Stupendous came and so did Marvelous. Outstanding strangled Terrific. Radical bludgeoned Outstanding with a hammer. The Perfect admonished everyone, but had a strong fear of explosives.
The air-strike hit.

Who lived and who is dead?
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« Reply #1 on: 09 February, 2009, 07:00:56 pm »

you died.
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Floyd is the devil.
I SERIOUSLY DREAMT OF FLOYD BEING A KILLER CYBORG WHO RAN 10 TIMES FASTER THAN ANY NORMAL HUMAN, AND THEN KILLED MM, TURNED FEMALE, WENT AFTER ME, AND I DROPPED FROM THE SKYSCRAPER! IT HURTED, BUT I AWAKE CALMLY, THINKING I WOULDN'T SEE YOU AGAIN.
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« Reply #2 on: 09 February, 2009, 07:04:02 pm »

No, I didn't. Masterman has no part in this.



& Phenomenal was at his house.
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« Reply #3 on: 09 February, 2009, 07:04:29 pm »

this topic bores me.
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Floyd is the devil.
I SERIOUSLY DREAMT OF FLOYD BEING A KILLER CYBORG WHO RAN 10 TIMES FASTER THAN ANY NORMAL HUMAN, AND THEN KILLED MM, TURNED FEMALE, WENT AFTER ME, AND I DROPPED FROM THE SKYSCRAPER! IT HURTED, BUT I AWAKE CALMLY, THINKING I WOULDN'T SEE YOU AGAIN.
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« Reply #4 on: 09 February, 2009, 07:04:49 pm »

Quote
Hamsters make good pets
They are soft and are furry
They fit in my ass
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« Reply #5 on: 09 February, 2009, 07:08:29 pm »

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Masterman
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« Reply #6 on: 09 February, 2009, 07:11:30 pm »

this topic bores me.

BECAUSE YOU CAN'T KILL ME, AND IT'S A "read the topic title" SERIOUS ISSUE OF UNRESOLVED CONFLICT THAT CAN'T BE RESOLVED BY SIMPLE PEDESTRIAN MEANS THAT KALEIDISCOPICALLY INCLINE YOUR OWN STUPIDITY TO THE APEX GENERALIZATION OF MERE HUMANS THAT CANNOT CREATE THE CONCEPT OF A MERE KILL AND BE KILLED MURDER CASE.

LET FREEDOM RING, GOD DAMMIT
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Masterman
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« Reply #7 on: 09 February, 2009, 07:11:59 pm »

This topic died.

How felictious.
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HyperOmar
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« Reply #8 on: 09 February, 2009, 07:23:04 pm »

I'VE HEARD THAT BEFORE!

... felictious?
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Masterman
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« Reply #9 on: 09 February, 2009, 07:30:34 pm »

The protagonist in one of the games you're currently playing, says it a good bit.
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« Reply #10 on: 09 February, 2009, 07:32:20 pm »

The protagonist in one of the games you're currently playing, says it a good bit.
Eh. Haven't touched that game in a while... (I'M BETTER THAN YOU AT IT)
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Masterman
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« Reply #11 on: 09 February, 2009, 07:37:45 pm »

Strider disagrees!
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HyperOmar
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« Reply #12 on: 09 February, 2009, 07:40:35 pm »

Strider disagrees!
HIS UP AND DOWN ATTACKS WERE LAME
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« Reply #13 on: 09 February, 2009, 07:42:47 pm »

Back in the with you Masterman.
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« Reply #14 on: 09 February, 2009, 07:43:27 pm »

Back in the with you Masterman.

I think you forgot a word there.
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Floyd is the devil.
I SERIOUSLY DREAMT OF FLOYD BEING A KILLER CYBORG WHO RAN 10 TIMES FASTER THAN ANY NORMAL HUMAN, AND THEN KILLED MM, TURNED FEMALE, WENT AFTER ME, AND I DROPPED FROM THE SKYSCRAPER! IT HURTED, BUT I AWAKE CALMLY, THINKING I WOULDN'T SEE YOU AGAIN.
*no gold, just us*
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