OFF SOMEWHRE IN THE DESERT ON A MILITARY BASE
Scientist: *injects dead guy with something* ....hmm... nothing seems to be happening...
A few minutes later the sirens are turned on
Soldier: *runs up to general McSuck*
General McSuck: What is it soldier!?
Soldier: SIR MCSUCK SIR-
General McSuck: Dont say my name maggot!
Soldier: Sorry sir McSuck sir oh sorry sir McSuck sir!
General McSuck: Forget it! Just tell me the news
Soldier: The scientists created the thing for dead people but..
General McSuck: But what soldier!?
Soldier: They killed the scientists and now ****ing zombies are everywhere
general McSuck:.. oh no..
SEVERAL HOURS LATER
THE BASE IS ON FIRE AND ZOMBIES ARE RUNNING AROUND AND SPREADING TO THE DIFFERENT REGIONS LIKE THE PLAGUE
That was probably the greatest post I've ever seen, ever.
Now I have to go. Bye guys :/
