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Anime news, with your host, ILS! Fourth edition!

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« on: 31 July, 2007, 01:16:23 pm »

Note, all jokes are meant to make you laugh. For every failed attempt at doing so, I will be shot. So please, dear god laugh!!


Hello again everyone! We've (already) hit our FOURTH edition of anime news! Yay!

Today's super special ultra top story: The anime, Naruto, Is coming to Denmark. Yes, it is. There will be shown one version on TV, the edited kiddy version. The other version, the uncut version, will be available for a free download at the same day the kiddy version is shown on TV. This move has caused thousands of danish Naruto fans, to orgams simultaniously. It is estimated, that more than 5 gallons of *** are now covering Denmark.

Newspost #1: Today was the day that marked the 4th million jokes containing "Desu" appeared on 4chan. Everyone celebrated. "We expect this worn out joke to reach at least 8 million jokes within the end of the year.

Newspost #2: Massive anime hatred has spawned on the infamous SSBB General board. This could be due to the massive amounts of "Naruto for brawl!!!" and "Goku for brawl!!!!" Topics. No one has as of this moment made a "L for brawl!!!!!" Topic, but they are expected to pop up very soon.

Newspost #3: Today, Pokémon aired it's 500th season, entitled, "Pokémon, advanced mega ultra super duper ahsisgai adventure!!!" Ash has still not hit puberty, and is only in possesion of his Pikachu.

Newspost #4: After participating in "Fullmetal alchemist, the conqueror of Shamballa" Edward Elric today suddenly began running around, screaming "I ****ing hate nazis!!!!!!" He is currently hospitalized. "I don't know what happened to him.....but he's still teh sex!" Says one of his loyal fangirls.

Newspost #5: Yugi Moto, the king of games, was today hospitalized after being shot in the shoulder. He tried stopping an armed bank robbery. He played his Dark Magician card, then his "Magic hat" card. The robbers looked at him, and shot him. "It's annoying, they don't know the rules!" He said in an earlier interview.


That concludes todays Anime News. My name is ILS, signing off!
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« Reply #1 on: 31 July, 2007, 01:18:41 pm »

*Stands in the doorway, holding my magnum*
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« Reply #2 on: 31 July, 2007, 01:21:33 pm »

*shoots ILS 5 times*
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« Reply #3 on: 31 July, 2007, 01:22:30 pm »

*Stands in the doorway, holding my magnum*

....Crap.

*shoots ILS 5 times*

Meh, at least you found one of the jokes funny <_<
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« Reply #4 on: 31 July, 2007, 01:23:23 pm »

Oh wait...

*shoots ILS two more times*

They were good ^^
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« Reply #5 on: 31 July, 2007, 01:25:36 pm »

Oh wait...

*shoots ILS two more times*

They were good ^^

Note, all jokes are meant to make you laugh. For every failed attempt at doing so, I will be shot. So please, dear god laugh!!

......Why do you shoot me if they were good ;_;
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« Reply #6 on: 31 July, 2007, 01:26:09 pm »

Yeah, they were good...I'd shoot you if I wasn't out of bullets
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« Reply #7 on: 31 July, 2007, 01:26:40 pm »

Oh, I read that wrong...

umm...

NO RE-FUNDS!
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*also notes to make a L for brawl topic*
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« Reply #8 on: 31 July, 2007, 01:26:58 pm »

Yeah, they were good...I'd shoot you if I wasn't out of bullets

Shot yourself too many times in the foot?
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« Reply #9 on: 31 July, 2007, 01:27:59 pm »

Yeah, they were good...I'd shoot you if I wasn't out of bullets

Shot yourself too many times in the foot?

No, I had a shoot-out this afternoon in another topic
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« Reply #10 on: 31 July, 2007, 01:28:19 pm »

did you win?
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« Reply #11 on: 31 July, 2007, 01:28:53 pm »

Yeah, they were good...I'd shoot you if I wasn't out of bullets

Shot yourself too many times in the foot?

No, I had a shoot-out this afternoon in another topic

Ah....Just goes to show that I miss all the action when I FINALLY decide to take a one day break.
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« Reply #12 on: 31 July, 2007, 01:29:25 pm »

Currently still going on
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« Reply #13 on: 01 August, 2007, 04:30:59 am »

*Shows ILS gun*
For every joke that diddnt make me laugh, I will shoot you. I will fire the gun 5 times, but I will load up the amount of joke that didnt make me laugh.
*Turns around, loads gun*
*Fires 5 times, each giving off a loud noise but none atcually firing*
You got lucky!
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