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Hey mister, where you headed? Are you in a hurry?

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ganonfloyd
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« Reply #15 on: 03 May, 2009, 10:08:53 pm »

Alright, captain!
*Rips shirt off, revealing an unimpressive body, not fat, but not muscled at all*
...
*Grabs moose by the antlers and flips it over shoulder as it lets out a moosey cry*
*Hair turns blue and a puts on a bandanna*
You'll get no sympathy from me!
*The moose stands up and charges, but I sidestep and trip it as falls into mud*
*Grabs the moose and slams it into a some trees, before spinning it around and hurling it like a steroid abusing olympian right into Masterman*
*Walks slowly up to the moose, obvious fear in it's eyes*
*Grins and grabs the moose by the neck*
*Carries the moose over to a nearby cliff*
This is where it ends, moosey.
*Lets go of the moose while it cries out a moosey "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO"*

Best post I've seen in a long, long time.
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Floyd is the devil.
I SERIOUSLY DREAMT OF FLOYD BEING A KILLER CYBORG WHO RAN 10 TIMES FASTER THAN ANY NORMAL HUMAN, AND THEN KILLED MM, TURNED FEMALE, WENT AFTER ME, AND I DROPPED FROM THE SKYSCRAPER! IT HURTED, BUT I AWAKE CALMLY, THINKING I WOULDN'T SEE YOU AGAIN.
*no gold, just us*
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