Hey mister, where you headed? Are you in a hurry?

[ganonfloyd]

Honorable mention? :3

You could go all the way kid. You just need the heart.

[HyperOmar]

Omar (SLEEPER CHOICE)

*stunned* WHAT DO YOU MEAN SLEEPER CHOICE?

[ganonfloyd]

Omar (SLEEPER CHOICE)

*stunned* WHAT DO YOU MEAN SLEEPER CHOICE?

BECAUSE NO ONE ELSE WILL PICK YOU UNLESS THEY DO IT TO PROVE THIS STATEMENT WRONG.

[HyperOmar]

Omar (SLEEPER CHOICE)

*stunned* WHAT DO YOU MEAN SLEEPER CHOICE?

BECAUSE NO ONE ELSE WILL PICK YOU UNLESS THEY DO IT TO PROVE THIS STATEMENT WRONG.

Excellent.

WFUR

[ganonfloyd]

http://www.wfuramfm.com/

[Masterman]

I would post M. Bison sex BUT STANDARDS WON'T LET ME.

[Fuuka Yamagishi]

Honorable mention? :3

You could go all the way kid. You just need the heart.

I won't disappoint you!

[ganonfloyd]

I would post M. Bison sex BUT STANDARDS WON'T LET ME.

I'm glad you've arrived.

I've been feeling own and need a good duel. Even though we both know what will happen, I challenge you.

Honorable mention? :3

You could go all the way kid. You just need the heart.

I won't disappoint you!

Good! Now go fight that moose for your first task. Barehanded.

[Masterman]

You can't finish me. I am Majin Masterman. I'll crush you.

[ganonfloyd]

I'm glad to see your spirit hasn't died yet.

*assume battle stance. Everyone in the small town flees, knowing what is to follow*

[flamesnake]

*is a tumbleweed and rolls by*

[Masterman]

*thrusts hand forward and shoots an Atomic Blast at you*

Pathetic town. I care not for the survival of these worthless pedestrians. *demonic smile*

*punches the ground and heat-seekin' spikes close-in on you*

*phases as I walk*

[ganonfloyd]

*Counters Atomic Blast with an infinite number of Sonic Booms*

*sends fireballs into the air, causing spikes to fly towards them*

Not bad Mattressman. Not bad.

[Fuuka Yamagishi]

Alright, captain!
*Rips shirt off, revealing an unimpressive body, not fat, but not muscled at all*
...
*Grabs moose by the antlers and flips it over shoulder as it lets out a moosey cry*
*Hair turns blue and a puts on a bandanna*
You'll get no sympathy from me!
*The moose stands up and charges, but I sidestep and trip it as falls into mud*
*Grabs the moose and slams it into a some trees, before spinning it around and hurling it like a steroid abusing olympian right into Masterman*
*Walks slowly up to the moose, obvious fear in it's eyes*
*Grins and grabs the moose by the neck*
*Carries the moose over to a nearby cliff*
This is where it ends, moosey.
*Lets go of the moose while it cries out a moosey "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO"*

[ganonfloyd]

Alright, captain!
*Rips shirt off, revealing an unimpressive body, not fat, but not muscled at all*
...
*Grabs moose by the antlers and flips it over shoulder as it lets out a moosey cry*
*Hair turns blue and a puts on a bandanna*
You'll get no sympathy from me!
*The moose stands up and charges, but I sidestep and trip it as falls into mud*
*Grabs the moose and slams it into a some trees, before spinning it around and hurling it like a steroid abusing olympian right into Masterman*
*Walks slowly up to the moose, obvious fear in it's eyes*
*Grins and grabs the moose by the neck*
*Carries the moose over to a nearby cliff*
This is where it ends, moosey.
*Lets go of the moose while it cries out a moosey "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO"*

Best post I've seen in a long, long time.