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« Reply #30 on: 24 May, 2009, 02:04:21 am »

"...how uncomfortable...again."

ZeldaFan quickly uses her Spiral Power to Gattai with the Giant Ermine, become Giant ZeldaErmine!

She then quickly uses her new found ermineatude to give Ermine the sad ermine eyes. This makes Ermine so sad he gladly gives the Precious to GZE, who then runs off to Canada. 

Precious count: 5
Long winded introductions count: 1
Warm nostalgic feeling count: 2
Spiral power count: 2
Gattai! count: 1
Failure count: 1
Number of times I've caused Gaffit to get smacked in the head: 1
Using myself as an example count: 1
Creatures of the sea count: A whole pile of calamari
Squirrel count: 27
Arson count: 1
Number of posts spent flat: 2
Giant ZeldaErmine count: 1
Freddie Mercury count: 2
Cash: $12.96 (Canadian)
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« Reply #31 on: 24 May, 2009, 02:06:13 am »

*Gaffit activates Operation Mountie Search And Destroy*

*A team of crack Mountie's track down ZF and trap her in a fishnet, while confiscating the precious and handing it over to Gaffit*

Precious Count: 9
# of times precious received without murder: 4
Precious received through retcon: 1
Precious received through point-blank annihilation: 2
# of times burned in a squid-fire: 1
Gods of Valhalla invoked: Quite a few
Precious received through reverse-digestion: 2
Members of the Sciuridae family mind-controlled: 1
Animal rights violated: 2
Gaffit's rights violated: 1
Accidental Self Destruction: 1
Mountie's involved: All of Canada's finest
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« Reply #32 on: 24 May, 2009, 02:09:48 am »

Ermine: *Follows* Now that we are in Canada....

*A Giant Beaver comes up behind Gaffit just as he received the precious. The Giant Beaver munches up Gaffit into his mouth, spits out the precious, making sure Gaffit is still in his mouth, chews a few times and then *

Giant Beaver: Fighting over this thing eh? *Hands the Precious to me*

Ermine: Thanks bud!

Precious Count: 7
Precious Fail: 1
Suffocated someone by using a Badger to bury them in the ground: 1
# of times precious received without murder: 1
Precious Ermine Get: 1
Giant Ermine Stomp: 2
Giant Badger Nom Nom: 2
Happy Squirrel Item Get: 1
Cry Squirrel ;_;: 1
Smack Upside head: 1
Giant Beaver Canada Nom: 1
Eh: 1
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« Reply #33 on: 24 May, 2009, 02:13:47 am »

*From within the Giant Beaver, Gaffit slaps another Mind Control chip on the Beaver's insides and begins controlling it from within*

*Gaffit makes the Giant Beaver snatch the Precious back from Ermine and then dive into the river, making his getaway the Atlantic Ocean*

Precious Count: 10
# of times precious received without murder: 6
Precious received through retcon: 1
Precious received through point-blank annihilation: 2
# of times burned in a squid-fire: 1
Gods of Valhalla invoked: Quite a few
Precious received through reverse-digestion: 3
Members of the Sciuridae family mind-controlled: 1
Beaver's mind-controlled: 1
Animal rights violated: 3
Gaffit's rights violated: 1
Accidental Self Destruction: 1
Mountie's involved: All of Canada's finest
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« Reply #34 on: 24 May, 2009, 02:16:27 am »

Giant Beaver: *Soon digests the chip and starts working on digesting Gaffit inside him* Eh? What happened?

Precious Count: 7
Precious Fail: 2
Suffocated someone by using a Badger to bury them in the ground: 1
# of times precious received without murder: 1
Precious Ermine Get: 1
Giant Ermine Stomp: 2
Giant Badger Nom Nom: 2
Happy Squirrel Item Get: 1
Cry Squirrel ;_;: 1
Smack Upside head: 1
Giant Beaver Canada Nom: 1
Eh: 2
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« Reply #35 on: 24 May, 2009, 02:24:19 am »

ZeldaFan returns to normal. Shrugging her shoulders, she quickly pays one of the Mounties $3.02 (Canadian) to free her. She then hops aboard the S.S. Linebeck and chases the beaver, firing cannon balls at it, until one hits it, knocks the Precious through the air, and it lands on the deck of the S.S. Linebeck. However, at that moment, ZeldaFan realizes she needs to go to bed because she has work in the morning. So instead, Linebeck manages to grab it.

Precious count: 5
Linebeck's Precious Count: 1
Long winded introductions count: 1
Warm nostalgic feeling count: 2
Legend of Zelda references: 1
Spiral power count: 2
Gattai! count: 1
Failure count: 2
Number of times I've caused Gaffit to get smacked in the head: 1
Using myself as an example count: 1
Creatures of the sea count: A whole pile of calamari
Squirrel count: 27
Arson count: 1
Number of posts spent flat: 2
Giant ZeldaErmine count: 1
Freddie Mercury count: 2
Cash: $9.94 (Canadian)
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« Reply #36 on: 24 May, 2009, 02:26:50 am »

*I come out of nowhere and take the Precious from Linebeck and attempt to land in the water and swim away but I an up landing in the maw of a Giant Otter*

*I fall asleep inside*

Precious Count: 8
Precious Fail: 2
Suffocated someone by using a Badger to bury them in the ground: 1
# of times precious received without murder: 1
Precious Ermine Get: 1
Giant Ermine Stomp: 2
Giant Badger Nom Nom: 2
Happy Squirrel Item Get: 1
Cry Squirrel ;_;: 1
Smack Upside head: 1
Giant Beaver Canada Nom: 1
Eh: 2
Landing in an Otter's mouth: 1
Fall Alseep Get: 1
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« Reply #37 on: 24 May, 2009, 08:06:51 am »

Without warning, ZeldaFan spontaneously pops into existence inside the Giant Otter's mouth as she pops in real quick before work to check on how things are going. She Does SomethingTM, when the dust clears from her Doing SomethingTM, Ermine is now half-Oreo, she has the Precious, and she's flying on a plane to Hawaii.

Precious count: 6
Linebeck's Precious Count: 1
Long winded introductions count: 1
Warm nostalgic feeling count: 2
Legend of Zelda references: 1
Spiral power count: 2
Gattai! count: 1
Failure count: 2
Does SomethingTM count: 1
Number of times I've caused Gaffit to get smacked in the head: 1
Using myself as an example count: 1
Creatures of the sea count: A whole pile of calamari
Squirrel count: 27
Turning people into food count: 1/2
Arson count: 1
Number of posts spent flat: 2
Giant ZeldaErmine count: 1
Freddie Mercury count: 2
Cash: $9.94 (Canadian)
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« Reply #38 on: 24 May, 2009, 09:32:31 am »

*wakes up*

What a good sleep.

*plane crashes right in front of me due to giant mutant flies attacking it. Precious rolls out in front of me*

Oh my.

*gets precious*

Precious Count: 3
# of lazy Precious gets: 1
Precious recieved via Team Fortress 2 methods: 1
# of times sleep has beaten me: 1
Thanks I owe giant mutant flies: 1
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« Reply #39 on: 24 May, 2009, 10:57:11 am »

*goes into a river, searches for Precious* ... *picks up 2 precious AND a fish*

*stares at prizes continuously, smiling*

Precious count: 3
DAT ASS count: 1
SF cartoon reference count: 1
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« Reply #40 on: 24 May, 2009, 08:33:22 pm »

ZeldaFan tracks down Omar until she finally manages to corner him in a dark alley. She slowly pulls back her fist, which begins to glow bright red.

"Fallllllllcooooooonnn~ PAWNCH!"

She hits Omar with a Falcon Punch so hard, it also kills his ancestors. She picks the Precious up off of his smoking corpse and hides it in her pocket.

Precious count: 7
Linebeck's Precious Count: 1
Long winded introductions count: 1
Warm nostalgic feeling count: 2
Legend of Zelda references: 1
FALCON PUNCH! count: 1
Spiral power count: 2
Gattai! count: 1
Failure count: 2
Does SomethingTM count: 1
Number of times I've caused Gaffit to get smacked in the head: 1
Using myself as an example count: 1
Creatures of the sea count: A whole pile of calamari
Squirrel count: 27
Turning people into food count: 1/2
Arson count: 1
Number of posts spent flat: 2
Giant ZeldaErmine count: 1
Freddie Mercury count: 2
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« Reply #41 on: 24 May, 2009, 08:48:43 pm »

ZeldaFan tracks down Omar until she finally manages to corner him in a dark alley. She slowly pulls back her fist, which begins to glow bright red.

"Fallllllllcooooooonnn~ PAWNCH!"

She hits Omar with a Falcon Punch so hard, it also kills his ancestors. She picks the Precious up off of his smoking corpse and hides it in her pocket.
*slaps ZF* My ancestors are deeeeeaaaaaddddd.

*takes 2 Precious from her*

Precious count: 4
DAT ASS count: 1
SF cartoon reference count: 1
Batman reference count: 1
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« Reply #42 on: 24 May, 2009, 10:19:19 pm »

*Jumps in front of omar, as pet pig tackles him from behind*
*Grabs precious as it falls*
MUHAHA!

Precious count: 1
Pig double team: 1
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Its all pointless now.
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« Reply #43 on: 24 May, 2009, 10:27:42 pm »

Unfortunately for Cads, both he and his pig catch Swine Flu and get too sick to fight back.

Taking advantage of their moment of weakness, ZeldaFan nabs the precious. And also steals Cads's left shoe.

Precious count: 8
Linebeck's Precious Count: 1
Long winded introductions count: 1
Warm nostalgic feeling count: 2
Legend of Zelda references: 1
FALCON PUNCH! count: 1
Spiral power count: 2
Gattai! count: 1
Failure count: 2
Does SomethingTM count: 1
Number of times I've caused Gaffit to get smacked in the head: 1
Using myself as an example count: 1
Creatures of the sea count: A whole pile of calamari
Squirrel count: 27
Turning people into food count: 1/2
Arson count: 1
Left shoe count: 2 (Well, I have my own...and Cads's now...)
Number of posts spent flat: 2
Giant ZeldaErmine count: 1
Freddie Mercury count: 2
Cash: $9.94 (Canadian)
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« Reply #44 on: 24 May, 2009, 10:30:57 pm »

ACK!
*Goes into science lab, spends countless hours inventing vaccinne*
*Injects self*
...

AAACK!
*Vaccinne fails, giving me SUPAH AIDS*
>_>
<_<
*Spits on ZF, giving her SUPAH AIDS, nabbing precious as she gets sick*

Precious Count: 2
Pig Double team: 1
Vaccine Fail: 1
SUPAH AIDS attack: 1
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Its all pointless now.
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