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« Reply #45 on: 24 May, 2009, 10:32:09 pm »

*Throws Cads down a lounge hole that inexplicably appears as the precious falls from the ceiling into my hand*

Precious Count: 1
Inexplicable Lounge Holes: 1
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« Reply #46 on: 24 May, 2009, 10:40:18 pm »

Unfortunately, SUPAH AIDS proves to be too much for ZeldaFan, and she dies.

Only she gets better....well, not really. She comes back as Zombie ZeldaFan.

And then eats Darkblaze's brains, stealing the Precious afterward and shambling off.

"Brainsssssssssss......."

Precious count: 9
Linebeck's Precious Count: 1
Long winded introductions count: 1
Warm nostalgic feeling count: 2
Legend of Zelda references: 1
FALCON PUNCH! count: 1
Spiral power count: 2
Gattai! count: 1
Failure count: 2
Does SomethingTM count: 1
Number of times I've caused Gaffit to get smacked in the head: 1
Using myself as an example count: 1
Eating brains count: 1
Creatures of the sea count: A whole pile of calamari
Squirrel count: 27
Turning people into food count: 1/2
Arson count: 1
Left shoe count: 2 (Well, I have my own...and Cads's now...)
Number of posts spent flat: 2
Zombie ZeldaFan count: 1
Giant ZeldaErmine count: 1
Freddie Mercury count: 2
Cash: $9.94 (Canadian)
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« Reply #47 on: 25 May, 2009, 01:02:17 am »




MARISA STOLE THE PRECIOUS THING: 9000
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« Reply #48 on: 25 May, 2009, 01:04:25 am »

*Walks in*

*Teleports the Precious into back pocket*

Precious count: 1
Screwing Reality count: 1
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« Reply #49 on: 25 May, 2009, 10:02:55 am »

*The Precious slips out of Salty's back pocket and floats away*

*Gaffit deactivates his cloak and walks away with the precious*


Precious Count: 11
# of times precious received without murder: 7
Precious received through retcon: 1
Precious received through point-blank annihilation: 2
# of times burned in a squid-fire: 1
Gods of Valhalla invoked: Quite a few
Precious received through reverse-digestion: 3
Members of the Sciuridae family mind-controlled: 1
Beaver's mind-controlled: 1
Animal rights violated: 3
Gaffit's rights violated: 1
Accidental Self Destruction: 1
Mountie's involved: All of Canada's finest
Pickpocketed Precious: 1
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« Reply #50 on: 25 May, 2009, 10:23:35 am »

I need to find a cure for SUPAH AIDS before i end up like ZF! o_o

*Goes on an epic quest to meet Jesus*
Jesus!
Jesus: Yeah?
Cure me of my SUPAH AIDS pl0x?
Jesus: K.
*CURED*
And jesus?
Jesus: Yeah?
Can i have teh PRECIOUS pl0x?
Jesus: K.
*Precious magically appears in hand*
YAY! TENKS J-MAN!
J-Man: No prob.

Precious Count: 3
Jesus Count: 1
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Its all pointless now.
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« Reply #51 on: 25 May, 2009, 04:06:04 pm »

*beats the first 4 Gunstar Heroes stages, getting 4 Precious* Yay!

*bets them on a casino* *doubles them* YAY!

Precious count: 14
DAT ASS count: 1
SF cartoon reference count: 1
Batman reference count: 1
Gunstar Heroes count: 1
Casino count: 1
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« Reply #52 on: 25 May, 2009, 04:59:35 pm »

Zombie ZeldaFan suddenly pops out of Cads pocket, and kills both him and Omar, cause she can't figure out which one of them has the Precious. but she eventually finds it among their mangled corpses, and steals it.

Precious count: 10
Linebeck's Precious Count: 1
Long winded introductions count: 1
Warm nostalgic feeling count: 2
Legend of Zelda references: 1
FALCON PUNCH! count: 1
Spiral power count: 2
Gattai! count: 1
Failure count: 2
Does SomethingTM count: 1
Number of times I've caused Gaffit to get smacked in the head: 1
Using myself as an example count: 1
Eating brains count: 1
Creatures of the sea count: A whole pile of calamari
Squirrel count: 27
Turning people into food count: 1/2
Arson count: 1
Left shoe count: 2 (Well, I have my own...and Cads's now...)
Number of posts spent flat: 2
Zombie ZeldaFan count: 2
Giant ZeldaErmine count: 1
Freddie Mercury count: 2
Cash: $9.94 (Canadian)
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« Reply #53 on: 25 May, 2009, 05:05:40 pm »

*uses Hammer Head to destroy ZF, gets Precious and Secret Bonus Point*

Voice: You got a Secret Bonus Point!

Precious Count: 4
Secret Bonus Point Count: 1
# of lazy Precious gets: 1
Precious recieved via Team Fortress 2 methods: 1
# of times sleep has beaten me: 1
Thanks I owe giant mutant flies: 1
Dynamite Headdy references: 1
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« Reply #54 on: 25 May, 2009, 05:11:13 pm »

MA, MA, MA-MA MARUYAMA! *takes Floyd's Precious*

Precious count: 13
DAT ASS count: 1
SF cartoon reference count: 1
Batman reference count: 1
Gunstar Heroes count: 1
Casino count: 1
Maruyama count: 1
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« Reply #55 on: 25 May, 2009, 05:19:14 pm »

ZeldaFan presses the ESC key on her keyboard and respawns in town. She then buys some new equipment, spending $6.00 (Canadian) and ventures back out into the wilds. Soon, she comes across Omar. She quickly draws her newest weapon, Paco the Mexican Baseball Bat and uses it to bludgeon Omar to death. She then steals the Precious, and his wallet, which contains 5 pesos, a stick of spearmint gum, and a coupon for Pizza Hut.

Precious count: 11
Linebeck's Precious Count: 1
Long winded introductions count: 1
Warm nostalgic feeling count: 2
Legend of Zelda references: 1
Diablo II references: 1
FALCON PUNCH! count: 1
Spiral power count: 2
Gattai! count: 1
Failure count: 2
Does SomethingTM count: 1
Paco the Mexican Baseball Bat count: 1
Number of times I've caused Gaffit to get smacked in the head: 1
Using myself as an example count: 1
Eating brains count: 1
Creatures of the sea count: A whole pile of calamari
Squirrel count: 27
Turning people into food count: 1/2
Arson count: 1
Left shoe count: 2
Number of posts spent flat: 2
Zombie ZeldaFan count: 2
Giant ZeldaErmine count: 1
Freddie Mercury count: 2
Wallet looting count: 2
Loot: $6.94 (Canadian) 5 pesos, a stick of spearmint gum, a Pizza Hut coupon
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« Reply #56 on: 25 May, 2009, 05:33:19 pm »

HEY, I'M NOT THAT POOR. *starts beating up ZF in a manly, full of effects way with each word* WHERE. I. LIVE. PESOS. COST. LESS!!! *smashes her against a wall* *juggles her Precious*

Precious count: 13
DAT ASS count: 1
SF cartoon reference count: 1
Batman reference count: 1
Gunstar Heroes count: 1
Casino count: 1
Maruyama count: 1
Awesome beating up count: 1
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« Reply #57 on: 25 May, 2009, 06:54:14 pm »

*Quickly runs by Cads from behind while swiping the Precious from his hands and trying to avoid what looks like a potential **** scene*

O_o

Precious Count: 12
# of times precious received without murder: 8
Precious received through retcon: 1
Precious received through point-blank annihilation: 2
# of times burned in a squid-fire: 1
Gods of Valhalla invoked: Quite a few
Precious received through reverse-digestion: 3
Members of the Sciuridae family mind-controlled: 1
Beaver's mind-controlled: 1
Animal rights violated: 3
Gaffit's rights violated: 1
Accidental Self Destruction: 1
Mountie's involved: All of Canada's finest
Pickpocketed Precious: 2
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« Reply #58 on: 25 May, 2009, 07:17:38 pm »

*coughthat'sOmarcough*


ZeldaFan pulls out the Four Sword, which causes her to split into 4 ZeldaFans, each wearing a different colored shirt. Purple ZeldaFan runs in front of Gaffit and uses her jiggle physics to distract him. At the same time, Blue ZeldaFan and Red ZeldaFan both silently moved into position. Upon a signal from Green ZeldaFan, they both drew their swords and proceeded to stab Gaffit into a unidentifiable bloody pulp. Then Purple ZeldaFan takes the Precious.

Precious count: 12
Linebeck's Precious Count: 1
Number of ZeldaFans: 4
Long winded introductions count: 1
Warm nostalgic feeling count: 3
Legend of Zelda references: 2
Diablo II references: 1
FALCON PUNCH! count: 1
Spiral power count: 2
Gattai! count: 1
Failure count: 2
Does SomethingTM count: 1
Paco the Mexican Baseball Bat count: 1
Number of times I've caused Gaffit to get smacked in the head: 1
Using myself as an example count: 1
Eating brains count: 1
Creatures of the sea count: A whole pile of calamari
Squirrel count: 27
Turning people into food count: 1/2
Arson count: 1
Number of posts spent flat: 2
Zombie ZeldaFan count: 2
Giant ZeldaErmine count: 1
Freddie Mercury count: 2
Wallet looting count: 2
Loot: $6.94 (Canadian) 5 pesos, a stick of spearmint gum, a Pizza Hut coupon, Cads's left shoe.
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« Reply #59 on: 25 May, 2009, 07:24:40 pm »

*coughthat'sOmarcough*
Shut up! >_> <_<
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