Scribblenauts

[Gaffit]

From Joystick:

1. One level we played placed us in the desert with a thirsty, thirsty man. A cue appeared as we began the level: "Refresh him!" Of course, writing water would suffice -- but that's not very original, is it? My first time through, I managed to summon an oasis. It appeared, I dropped it into the ground, the man fell in, and the Starite appeared. At the end of the level, the game gave me a score based on how far I went over par (the target number of items you can beat the level with), and awarded me badges -- achievements for clever word usage.
Justin fed the man pomegranates until he fell victim to an overstuffed slumber. He created some lemonade, which the man then poured down his gullet -- level complete! Randy created a coffee shop. It appeared, the man ordered a cup o' joe at the carry-out window, drank it -- level complete!

2. Another level placed a pool of water with a shark inside between us and the Starite. While a few options may have allowed us to circumvent the shark-infested waters, we all decided to take him out. I tried dropping a sword on its head pointy-side down, but it bounced harmlessly off its thick hide. I then dropped a hair dryer into the water with more electrifying, fruitful results.
Chris attempted to drop dynamite into the water, though the splash extinguished the fuse. He then threw waterproof C Four into the water, effectively recreating the ending of Jaws. J.C. created a Kraken, which fought with and ultimately bested the shark.
Andrew created a teleporter in an attempt to instantly apparate to the Starite -- instead, it took him to a medieval world where he was besieged by shadowy assassins. He tried distracting them with candy -- really, Andrew? -- then created a fairly anachronistic nuke. The nuke didn't detonate, however, so andrew created a laser rifle to take out the assassins. One of his lasers grazed the aforementioned WMD, and blew up the entire level.


3. Ludwig was tasked with navigating through a zombie apocalypse to reach a helicopter with his brains in tact. He attempted to hold the undead off with a wall, but he couldn't get build it fast enough to hold off the horde. He whipped out a shotgun, but their numbers were too large to dispatch with a firearm.
Naturally, his next instinct was to craft a time machine, which took him into the prehistoric ages. Of course, he was surrounded by unfriendly dinos, so he made a robot dinosaur, which he then mounted and used to destroy his scaly adversaries.

[Z911]

T-Rex vs. Robot Army.

[I_like_Nonon]

Cthulu vs Rick Astley

[Mr. Death]

Jesus vs a Taco with a flamethrower

[Spring-Loaded]

Tank vs. Godzilla on a motorcycle

[I_like_Nonon]

Nostalgia critic vs Angry Video Game Nerd

[I_like_Nonon]

Incidentally, Linkara vs Dr. Insano

[zeldafan42]

*is mad that I can't view the entire topic because of crappy DSi memory limitations*

I MUST HAVE THIS GAME!!!

Hmmm...I wonder....
S-c-r-i-b-b-l-e-n-a-u-t-s

.....it didn't work.

[Gaffit]

Worth a decent enough shot. 

[k3v]

One more month

[Gaffit]

One more month

My DS snapped in half so some of the buttons don't work. I need a new one before then...

[zeldafan42]

So...

The Starite is in the tree.

How are you planning to get it out?

My plan: Catapault + Platypus
( I mostly want an excuse to use the word Platypus )

[k3v]

Flood+ark



Or Wood Termites.

[Gaffit]

Texting Driver.

[Spring-Loaded]

Scabies.