IngSlayer
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But now, my ten-day trial has ended.
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Oh hey I justed noticed the title change.
*thumbs up*
I like it.
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 Floyd is the devil.
I SERIOUSLY DREAMT OF FLOYD BEING A KILLER CYBORG WHO RAN 10 TIMES FASTER THAN ANY NORMAL HUMAN, AND THEN KILLED MM, TURNED FEMALE, WENT AFTER ME, AND I DROPPED FROM THE SKYSCRAPER! IT HURTED, BUT I AWAKE CALMLY, THINKING I WOULDN'T SEE YOU AGAIN.
*no gold, just us*
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IngSlayer
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Oh hey I justed noticed the title change.
*thumbs up*
I like it.
Cool ~~~ My brother has been taking me to a Shaolin Temple for a workout. These muscle sores really make me feel near immobile...
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IngSlayer
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It is pretty cool...and painful. But 600 kicks felt less tedious than Leopard.
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IngSlayer
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The workout today hit me the hardest.
I was starting the six hundred kicks. 'Only did one hundred, and I felt overwhelmingly dazed and nauseous. After I retained stability three minutes later, I only did one hundred more before having to quit for the day.
As my older brother and I were leaving, we deduced that the food I ate before leaving probably caused it...aside from not being used to workouts.
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You're gonna carry that weight.
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You should elaborate on the experience. What kind of kicks are these? I didn't know there were Shaolin Temples in Amurica. What's Leopard? Do tell. Details are fun.
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But the most daring thing is to create stable communities in which the terrible disease of loneliness can be cured." - Kurt Vonnegut, jr.
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**** sux.
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"What should young people do with their lives today? Many things, obviously.
But the most daring thing is to create stable communities in which the terrible disease of loneliness can be cured." - Kurt Vonnegut, jr.
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IngSlayer
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There are three types of kicks performed: an inside crescent, an outside crescent, and an axe kick. Fifty are done with each leg for all three types. After a total of three hundred kicks, the next three hundred are performed by shifting between legs for each kick. I'm supposed to do the inwards and outwards over a wooden dummy since I'm new to this. The Leopard I'm referring to has to do with Xingyiquan, one of the major Chinese martial arts. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xingyiquan#Animal_formsLeopard isn't listed, but Tiger is more or less what I am referring to. Reason I'm doing all this? Because I never actually work out. My bro suggested this, so I figured "why not?".
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You should totally stick with it and become Pai Mei or something.
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"What should young people do with their lives today? Many things, obviously.
But the most daring thing is to create stable communities in which the terrible disease of loneliness can be cured." - Kurt Vonnegut, jr.
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You should totally stick with it and become Pai Mei or something.
This would be wonderful
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ganonfloyd
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*has visions of Ing becoming Shaolin master*
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 Floyd is the devil.
I SERIOUSLY DREAMT OF FLOYD BEING A KILLER CYBORG WHO RAN 10 TIMES FASTER THAN ANY NORMAL HUMAN, AND THEN KILLED MM, TURNED FEMALE, WENT AFTER ME, AND I DROPPED FROM THE SKYSCRAPER! IT HURTED, BUT I AWAKE CALMLY, THINKING I WOULDN'T SEE YOU AGAIN.
*no gold, just us*
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