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« on: 16 June, 2009, 11:04:20 am »



But I sorta don't have any evidence to back it up....



Little help?
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« Reply #1 on: 16 June, 2009, 11:50:02 am »



But I sorta don't have any evidence to back it up....



Little help?



OBJECTION!



Oh, you foolishly foolish fool, you have foolishly made a foolish mistake in your foolish misidentification of my perfect self with that foolish fool Edgeworth. After all, I am not the evil Gavin.
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« Reply #2 on: 16 June, 2009, 11:57:03 am »




Why are you talking like Franziska von Karma?

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« Reply #3 on: 16 June, 2009, 02:02:43 pm »



Because we dated for a while.



But then she had to go and dump me just because I wasn't into her whole BDSM thing. I mean, seriously, black leather sure looks good on me, but I like my face uncovered.



Ah well, I'm probably better off without her, but that doesn't mean that I don't miss just how she could get sometimes when I'd lick he-
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« Reply #4 on: 16 June, 2009, 02:11:22 pm »





I really wish I didn't press you on that.... I need brain bleach.




See this is the kind of thing that makes me think you're a jackass.
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« Reply #5 on: 16 June, 2009, 02:43:33 pm »



You're just jealous that you've never gotten any and never will. After all, who would want to date you when they could go out with THIS?



Ohhhh ladieeeeeeesss....
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« Reply #6 on: 16 June, 2009, 02:51:39 pm »




What about Ema?



She hates you and is indifferent to me.
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« Reply #7 on: 16 June, 2009, 02:58:53 pm »



Kukukukukukukuku.



And why do you think she hates me now?

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« Reply #8 on: 16 June, 2009, 03:21:27 pm »



Because....



I have....


Evidence!


It says right here that she thinks you're a Glimmerous Fop.

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« Reply #9 on: 16 June, 2009, 03:28:59 pm »

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
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« Reply #10 on: 16 June, 2009, 03:30:03 pm »




You seem to have forgotten something crucial. Such as the emphasis on my previous sentence.



But I suppose that's to be expected, what with your lower-than-average intelligence and all.



So, care to try again? Maybe this time you'll get it right. On the other hand, maybe you just suck so much you'll have to resort to save scumming.
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You're just jealous that you've never gotten any and never will. After all, who would want to date you when they could go out with THIS?



Ohhhh ladieeeeeeesss....



Mr. Gavin, there is a flaw in your testimony.
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« Reply #12 on: 16 June, 2009, 03:32:40 pm »



Mr. Gavin, there is a flaw in your testimony.


I doubt it.
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« Reply #13 on: 16 June, 2009, 03:37:19 pm »


I'm afraid there is.


How could you possibly date Miss Mia Fey...


...When she's been dead for 9 years?
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« Reply #14 on: 16 June, 2009, 03:41:28 pm »



Oh, that? That's so simple, I thought you'd be able to figure it out.



But I suppose I'll do you a favor and explain the obvious.



I'm so sexy it warped space and time.
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