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« Reply #90 on: 15 July, 2009, 05:26:23 pm »

ARGH, FINE. *breaks the chair* THERE. NOW, CAN WE GET TO THE PART EVERYBODY CARES ABOUT?
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« Reply #91 on: 15 July, 2009, 05:27:34 pm »


The part where you go to jail?
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« Reply #92 on: 15 July, 2009, 05:28:25 pm »

Omar was ready to face the cameramen, the cops, the taser...and his destiny. However, he had something else planned...
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« Reply #93 on: 15 July, 2009, 05:28:55 pm »

NO, NO. THE PART WHERE I START SLAUGHTERING MYSELF.
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« Reply #94 on: 15 July, 2009, 05:30:04 pm »


Oh go ahead... you're going to hell anyway.
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« Reply #95 on: 15 July, 2009, 05:32:12 pm »

ASKLFJOISDGUJPDOBIKDOFHPKSOPGOG

WHY TO MAKE IT LONGER? I'LL JUST BLOW MYSELF UP. *swallows bombs* THERE. NOW HERE COMES THE FIREWORKS! *explodes*
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« Reply #96 on: 15 July, 2009, 05:34:17 pm »


One less evil in the world.


Damn now I need to find someone else..

(Getting off the comp now)
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« Reply #97 on: 15 July, 2009, 05:37:20 pm »

*in Heaven, staring from a cloud* Whoa... I never thought a soulless body could end up like that...
Meh... *takes out a piece of paper* ... as long as this still goes, I'll be fine. *paper dissappears* *whistles the Paper Mario File Select music*
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« Reply #98 on: 15 July, 2009, 05:39:17 pm »

(On the Wii.)

You know...Suicide is considered a one way ticket to hell in most religions.
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« Reply #99 on: 15 July, 2009, 05:40:04 pm »

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« Reply #100 on: 15 July, 2009, 05:43:20 pm »

Indeed...*pulls lever and a trap door opens on the cloud you are on and you plummit straight to hell*

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« Reply #101 on: 15 July, 2009, 05:46:10 pm »

*falls to hell* I HAVE NO REGREEEEETTTTTSSSSS! *falls on Styx* GRAHBALGEGALGLHBLGLAHGLBLAH *gets out of Styx* ... *stares at Charon on a small boat next to me* Hm. I missed.
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« Reply #102 on: 15 July, 2009, 05:48:08 pm »

*remembers the phone to get across the Styx in Zork: Grand Inquisitor*

*cries*
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« Reply #103 on: 15 July, 2009, 05:48:27 pm »

*kid' eyes are all wide*

Omar thought hew was taking the easy way out, yet little did he know the trials he would be forced to face...
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« Reply #104 on: 15 July, 2009, 05:50:36 pm »

*kid' eyes are all wide*

Omar thought hew was taking the easy way out, yet little did he know the trials he would be forced to face...
*ding!* Hey! Now that I'm here, at hell, and bored like hell, I'll give myself a handicap! *stares at a waterfall* I'll go back to where the alive ones reside... by climbing that waterfall! La la la lala!
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