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flamesnake
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Public Announcement
The MK cast could not make it. They are busy with their economic failure.
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 **** YEAH FLAMESNAKE |
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Masterman
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Scorpion: GOD ****ING DAMMIT. CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS SUB-ZERO?
S-Zero: *shakes head uncaring*
Johnny Cage: Will I be in the next game?
Shao: **** you.
Goro: ? *tears roll down his cheeks*
Quan Chi: *talking on phone* I THOUGHT YOU SAID I WAS DLC FOR MK vs DC!? What the hell! I WAS IN THE INTRO. ...I TOOK THAT RENDER FOR NO REASON? ...BURN IN HELL. *slams phone*
Shinnok: I suck.
Kintaro: No arguments there.
Raiden: I fight Superman!
Jax: I fight Lex.
Reptile: How the hell did YOU make it to MK vs. DC?
Jax: Perfect attendance.
Reptile: ...
Noob Saibot: Why am I so underrated?
Cyrax, Smoke, and Stryker: You suck.
Rain: I'm sooo obscure...
Ermac: I can make things float.
Mileena: I'll bite you.
Ermac: No thanks.
Motaro: *sobs*
Frost: We're falling apart.
Mavado: I suck so hard, both of mu fatalities were the same thing...
Darrius: Who the hell am I?
Havok: CANNIBAL.
Shang: Souls!
Mokap: Meh.
Baraka: I get uglier each game...don't put me in the next!
Kung Lao: I have the best fatalities, yet Liu Kang gets better treatment...
Liu: I can kick you 200 times in midair...
Kung: I can cut you in ****ing half with my HAT.
Liu: I'm a zombie.
Kung: Stay that way.
Sonya: My boobs got bigger.
Kenshin: I CAN'T SEE.
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ganonfloyd
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Mavado: I suck so hard The most true thing I've ever read. Mavado blows. |
 Floyd is the devil.
I SERIOUSLY DREAMT OF FLOYD BEING A KILLER CYBORG WHO RAN 10 TIMES FASTER THAN ANY NORMAL HUMAN, AND THEN KILLED MM, TURNED FEMALE, WENT AFTER ME, AND I DROPPED FROM THE SKYSCRAPER! IT HURTED, BUT I AWAKE CALMLY, THINKING I WOULDN'T SEE YOU AGAIN.
*no gold, just us*
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Masterman
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I've always hated him. He was so lame and empty. Kobra is just as bad. And Darrius.
Oh Darrius.
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ganonfloyd
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Mavado will always remain my most hated MK character. Especially since Midway has this thing of trying to make him better than Kano.
Which is impossible.
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Floyd is the devil.
I SERIOUSLY DREAMT OF FLOYD BEING A KILLER CYBORG WHO RAN 10 TIMES FASTER THAN ANY NORMAL HUMAN, AND THEN KILLED MM, TURNED FEMALE, WENT AFTER ME, AND I DROPPED FROM THE SKYSCRAPER! IT HURTED, BUT I AWAKE CALMLY, THINKING I WOULDN'T SEE YOU AGAIN.
*no gold, just us*
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Masterman
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lol Kano owns so much he didn't make a remark above. But, Darrius is just stupid. He's just........THERE. For no reason. He's my most hated. Kira sucks too. And that one guy Han-Tsu...he was pretty much canon-fodder. Jarek was empty too.
Mavado has a brother?
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