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The Slaughterhouse: where the CoWs go to die

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« Reply #75 on: 18 August, 2009, 03:53:54 pm »

Marcus: favorite candy?
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« Reply #76 on: 18 August, 2009, 03:55:22 pm »

Nothing to worry about this. Ignoring him is sometimes the best course of action.

"My turn? Well... hum... Mr Gaffit. You have a great great great grandson... so... Are you married? Is your wife beautiful?"
"Of course not! He raped someone in the street, that's obvious! What a dumb question!"
"Actually, he may not be married yet, Jhur."
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« Reply #77 on: 18 August, 2009, 04:00:21 pm »

@ Marcus: Necco. Long story there, but suffice it to say, it saved my life.

@ Mizielli: I'm still a bachelor, which considering Gaffit V first showed up about 100 years ago, it doesn't really make sense that he'd be my great great great grandson anymore. Maybe V's just some random crazy person going around time and telling people he's there their great grand-whatever. Or a clone of mine has gotten loose... I'll have to check the charts on the latter...
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« Reply #78 on: 18 August, 2009, 04:03:54 pm »

Really? *saddened* I put those in to widen my repertoire, not push the limits of technology which Dmax seems to have done in the char swap battle we've been having.
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« Reply #79 on: 18 August, 2009, 04:07:40 pm »

Doc: someone is in the bathroom with the lights offll, is the guy spanking it or unleashing the dogs of war in the dark bathroom?


*crosses Gaffit's name off list*
Marcus: Dammit, out of leads
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« Reply #80 on: 18 August, 2009, 04:13:59 pm »

What sort of battles amuse you the most?
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« Reply #81 on: 18 August, 2009, 05:39:24 pm »

Favorite element?

Least favorite element?

Paper or plastic?
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« Reply #82 on: 18 August, 2009, 08:19:24 pm »

Bob: Excuse the lack of my glowing text effect....ZF is Wii Posting.

What inspired you to join the Clash?

Also, which character from pop culture would be your dream opponent?
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« Reply #83 on: 18 August, 2009, 09:14:46 pm »

@ Hawk: Well I'm just saying that from a tech battle perspective. Full on battle, and I think we'd still have a pretty decent throwdown. Query, is technology that is simply "animated" still under your influence?

@ Doc: I honestly wouldn't stick around long enough to find out.

@ Judg: Fun ones. Ones where no one gives a crap who wins or loses. Only about making the battle as epic as possible. I've only had a couple of those. They come when I've won a couple battles already and I don't mind losing one, and my opponent feels the same. They can happen under different circumstances, but that's just when their most prevalent. Personally, I like watching the new crew fight, with Dr. Beta, W.A.R. and Drake, mostly cause I feel they haven't reached their full potential yet. Whereas I like to consider myself a bit over the hill when it comes to fighting, hence my quasi-retirment.

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Element: Grey. When True invented that element, **** hit the fan. Fighting him during that cheap-ass time period was so fun.

Least Favorite Element: Heart. I have none.

Plastic. It's enviromentally friendly. And it smells nice when burnt.

@ ZF: Not much actually, like Nik I was simply surfing the multi-verse and happened to stumble upon this tournament. When I was filling out my participation application, it asked what weapons I was going to use. I first chose ToolBox, which I made for my college science fair, and then I was asked about a second. Well I hadn't really invented anything else yet, so in the midst of my thought, I gazed out my window onto my front porch and there it was, a mint condition completely retro 1960's LawnChair. I took it into my garage and a couple weeks later, LawnChair Mark I was born. Which is strangely a nice turn of events. It appears that even across the multiverse, no one has ever really invented a good fighting style against LawnChairs before.

My dream opponent? I'd probably have to go against the Elric Brothers. I gotta admit, the kids have skills.
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« Reply #84 on: 18 August, 2009, 11:37:18 pm »

"In what do you have faith?"
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« Reply #85 on: 19 August, 2009, 04:11:26 am »

...Uhm, you'd have to expand on that.

And I like fun battles too, remind me to try my best to give you one.
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« Reply #86 on: 19 August, 2009, 04:15:13 pm »

Gaffit: Who do I worship? Well I've killed a couple of Gods already, so I'm not exactly sure any of them want me worshipping them anymore...

@ Hawk: If I ever get my ass out of retirement, I'll take you up on that. Or maybe I'll just do it for kicks. Who knows?
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« Reply #87 on: 19 August, 2009, 04:19:02 pm »

What did you mean by the animated question?
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« Reply #88 on: 19 August, 2009, 04:27:04 pm »

Gaffit: My Animation ability. The ability to bring non-sentient objects to sentience. I just wasn't sure if you were able to hijack technology even if it was sentient and had a will of it's own.
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« Reply #89 on: 19 August, 2009, 04:28:45 pm »

....*thinks* Depends on the item, I guess.
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