Masterman
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« Reply #75 on: 21 September, 2009, 10:23:09 pm » |
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I'm going to violate you. With my "**** face". *coughVancough*
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HyperOmar
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« Reply #76 on: 21 September, 2009, 10:30:14 pm » |
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CHESTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-I'M GONNA VIOLATE YOU!
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Masterman
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« Reply #77 on: 21 September, 2009, 10:38:52 pm » |
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*images of wife race through head* *extreme close-up of my furious eyeball* *emerges from energy built from rage inside* ***** face*
*thrusts sword in you and you explode as I stand, head-down sword by side, and jingle my hat*
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HyperOmar
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« Reply #78 on: 21 September, 2009, 10:40:54 pm » |
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Who are you doing that to?
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Masterman
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« Reply #79 on: 21 September, 2009, 10:43:30 pm » |
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The world.
Oh snap. *high-fives self*
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HyperOmar
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« Reply #80 on: 21 September, 2009, 10:45:16 pm » |
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*stares, then leaves*
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Masterman
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« Reply #81 on: 21 September, 2009, 10:48:41 pm » |
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You can't-nevermind. It's been this way for 2 and a half years now, MM. Let it go.
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*jingles hat*
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HyperOmar
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« Reply #82 on: 21 September, 2009, 10:50:05 pm » |
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*points towards you before leaving* *possessed dolls appear out of nowhere*
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« Reply #83 on: 21 September, 2009, 10:51:31 pm » |
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Forget it, MM. Its Random Junk.
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Floyd is the devil.
I SERIOUSLY DREAMT OF FLOYD BEING A KILLER CYBORG WHO RAN 10 TIMES FASTER THAN ANY NORMAL HUMAN, AND THEN KILLED MM, TURNED FEMALE, WENT AFTER ME, AND I DROPPED FROM THE SKYSCRAPER! IT HURTED, BUT I AWAKE CALMLY, THINKING I WOULDN'T SEE YOU AGAIN.
*no gold, just us*
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Masterman
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« Reply #84 on: 21 September, 2009, 10:54:58 pm » |
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My attitude is celibate. I don't give a ****.
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HyperOmar
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« Reply #85 on: 21 September, 2009, 10:58:20 pm » |
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WHATEH
GOTTA GO TO BED, SEE YA IN MY LUCID DREAMS
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Masterman
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« Reply #86 on: 21 September, 2009, 11:12:01 pm » |
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I just want to appear at your house and scare the **** out of you...ONE time.
I'd hide in your closet whispering eat fist and then I'll burst out with a rubber glove on screaming YEEAASSHH. Fist pump included.
The silence would be pretty awkward afterwards though...so..I'd just kick your ass at NxC and leave it at that.
Greatest mystery ever. Who is Omar? Now if you're an assassin cyborg from the future like I think you are, then I'd just use the rubber glove and **** myself for your entertainment because let's be honest, I'd be pretty screwed in that situation.
I'll be there. One day. I'll put it on my bucket list.
I'd go visit Floyd, but he'd probably have surprise underground turrets and suicidal bomber-bees in his yard. Watching from his window and laughing at the person who just got ****ed the hell up.
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« Reply #87 on: 21 September, 2009, 11:13:17 pm » |
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I'd go visit Floyd, but he'd probably have surprise underground turrets and suicidal bomber-bees in his yard. Watching from his window and laughing at the person who just got ****ed the hell up.
Slappin' this bad boy in the ol' sigg-a-roney.
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Floyd is the devil.
I SERIOUSLY DREAMT OF FLOYD BEING A KILLER CYBORG WHO RAN 10 TIMES FASTER THAN ANY NORMAL HUMAN, AND THEN KILLED MM, TURNED FEMALE, WENT AFTER ME, AND I DROPPED FROM THE SKYSCRAPER! IT HURTED, BUT I AWAKE CALMLY, THINKING I WOULDN'T SEE YOU AGAIN.
*no gold, just us*
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Maniac234678
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« Reply #88 on: 21 September, 2009, 11:40:55 pm » |
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I was this close to moving to NJ 10 years back, so if I did, I'd go visit Gfloyd and relay what kinds of armaments his lawn has to you.
Unfortunately for you, I didn't.
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ganonfloyd
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« Reply #89 on: 21 September, 2009, 11:48:02 pm » |
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I was this close to moving to NJ 10 years back, so if I did, I'd go visit Gfloyd and relay what kinds of armaments his lawn has to you.
Unfortunately for you, I didn't.
You would see nothing, I'm currently in Philadelphia. Jersey is on the weekends now.
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Floyd is the devil.
I SERIOUSLY DREAMT OF FLOYD BEING A KILLER CYBORG WHO RAN 10 TIMES FASTER THAN ANY NORMAL HUMAN, AND THEN KILLED MM, TURNED FEMALE, WENT AFTER ME, AND I DROPPED FROM THE SKYSCRAPER! IT HURTED, BUT I AWAKE CALMLY, THINKING I WOULDN'T SEE YOU AGAIN.
*no gold, just us*
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