Saw it coming in the middle. Didn't laughed.
Eat a bag of dicks!
Where do you buy something like that?
If you need to ask, you can't afford it.
Of course I can.... I can buy anything I want....
Prove it by buying a bag of dicks and posting a picture.
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On second thought, Just buy one and show us the receipt. No need for a picture of a bag of dicks...
But I don't know where to buy one....