K3V Rates and Reviews the 33 Dethklok songs! With a description included for all

[k3v]

22.  Song: Birthday Dethday
      Album: Dethalbum
      Episode: Birthdayface
     


   Oh, it’s the lovely dethday song. I *****ng love this song. The chorus just makes me smile. RSVP PLEASE FOR THE DETH OF THEE. Like damn guys, that part is just sexcellent. Now, the first solo is great, but the second one is just “eh” for me. But it doesn’t matter since the main part is the chorus! It’s just a huge “in your face song” with a bunch of birthday wishes to you all.

“One more year of further suffering
There's no point of **** bluffing
Open up your DETHDAY present
It's a box of *****ng  nothing”

To me, that’s the highlight of the song. Not only is it a great song, but if you can understand what Smalls is actually saying, it makes it that much better. So just think, whenever you’re feeling down and out, and it’s your birthday, just pop this into your stereo, computer, or whatever.

[k3v]

21.  Song: Duncan Hills Coffee Jingle
      Album: Dethalbum (Bonus)
      Episode: The Curse of Dethklok
     


   Yes, we now come to the famous Jingle. Most notably known for its solo. I mean why wouldn’t you like it other than for the solo? It’s just lovely. It’s one of dethkloks more famous solo’s and everyone always wants it on some damn video game. I mean it’s a great song, but it’s a shame it’s short. Then again, it’s a jingle, so what are you supposed to expect from it. Overall: lovely song sick solo, and deserves a nice 21st place.

[k3v]

22.  Song: The Long Vikings
      Album: Dethalbum
      Episode: N/A
       


   This is the second song in which I believe is part of the Trifecta. This is The Lost Vikings. An excellent song. Throughout the song all I can think of are warriors on horses traveling across the lands. And the drums are just sick, as it adds on to the theme of the song. I think Smalls does an excellent job on vocals as well. This song is like Thunderhorse, except for galloping notes, its galloping drums. I really think this is an underrated song as well. I never see a lot of people talk about it. The best part is definitely when Smalls says “But we won’t stop searching…” followed by just sick drum playing. It’s just a kickass song overall.

[k3v]

21.  Song: Volcano
      Album: Dethalbum II
      Episode: Dethdoubles
     

       This song is just dark. And for some reason when I listen to this I do think of a volcano about to erupt or whatever. Nice job Dethklok. As said before, it’s a nice dark song with sick song sections. As you will notice again, Smalls voice sounds once again different. What I really like about this song is that one noticeable part where Nathan sings, and we hear chants in the background. Such an excellent part. And for some reason, this has a Vivaldi feel. For an outro song of an album it’s pretty badass, but I don’t think it can beat an outro like Detharmonic (excluding the theme song after it) But again, that shouldn’t discourage anyone. This song is just dark and brutal, with lovely drums. And as with many Dethklok songs, this one has a lovely solo as well.

[ganonfloyd]

*waits for moar*

[k3v]

FFFFFFF I NEED TO MAKE MORE WRITE UPS

DOING SOME TODAY

[Random]

Ahem.

[ganonfloyd]

Meha.

[k3v]

>_>

I just figured people didn't care anymore. I'll get around to it.

[Random]

Listening to "Detharmonic" the other day, I remembered that I care.

[k3v]

OK WATCHING SEASON 3 FINALE GOT BE PUMPED SO IM GONNA FINISH THIS

[Maniac234678]

lol/33