Now that it's fresh in my head:
Worst GamesWatch_Dogs
What a POS game. So hyped after all the trailers and **** but then when this game boots in your system you immediately realize you're going to regret getting it even before actually playing it. The game is Assassin's Creed 3 with phones and social media and that already is enough reason to bury this franchise before it even gets running. The only cool thing about this game was Clara and some of the multiplayer. Clara was genuinely a cool character and the multiplayer had its moments. But the severe cheese and maize that plagued the story made it laughable and I was unable to progress at a certain point. The hacking became more annoying than anything especially with the descriptions of the various locals. It was funny at first, but then it was like it deteriorated into sex jokes because they knew they wouldn't get any other laughs otherwise. It's pathetic.
The cars and the crash system was god awful. You could go full speed and hit a freaking wall and your car would barely have a dent, much less get totaled. The police was brain-dead usually and you could evade them by sitting behind those things you can trigger; they protrude up from the road at the press of a button but I forget what they are called, and you could hide behind them and the police wouldn't figure out what to do so they would leave. The story is terrible and the main character is the most forgettable, cheesy, and worthless character you will ever play in any game ever. Oh, Aiden is so mysterious with a troubled past and a gravely voice. His daughter got killed and now he wants revenge. All of a sudden, when he covers his mouth he becomes undetectable to everyone. Even when THEY KNOW WHO HE IS AND WHAT HE WEARS HALFWAY THROUGH THE GAME, the locals still ignore him when he's running through the streets. A lone man can tank through endless amounts of hoodlums, drug dealers, and veteran soldiers but everyone else takes one shot and dies.
This game had a nice setup with the blackout section at the beginning, but it was a bumpy descent into hell afterward and I had more fun in hell than I did playing this game. This game exemplifies the "games this generation suck" opinion that I have. Awful.
The missions are repetitive, the villains are stereotypical and lame, only one character is actually cool (Jordi was alright too), the combat was atrocious, and the hacking was annoying. Not to mention the "stealth" they were going for is pretty much null and void during 85% of the combat scenarios. Sneak through an entire building of bad guys? Oh, we'll just force you to fight them anyway. The actual forced sneaking sections had Uncharted-esque stealth, which means that you can pretty much get detected at a moment's notice for no reason because the AI has Superman vision. Anothere thing; you could trigger explosions by hacking nearby electronics and **** right? So how about this: you hack a nearby cellphone and make it vibrate on the floor, surprising nearby AI enemies and prompting them to go investigate while being really creeped out, sounds cool right? You can do this an endless amount of times and the AI will constantly get surprised by the SAME VIBRATION and have the exact same reaction. It can be an endless loop. Atleast TRY to variate their actions..but no, Ubisoft put all their effort into the profiling system and trying to make every pedestrian NPC different from one another. Who the **** cares about pedestrian NPC's? Make your GAME good and then worry about NPC's but Ubisoft is too moronic and worried about gimmicks that they forgot to make the actual game good. The Ubisoft company is full of ADD chimpanzees that get boners when their bright ideas seem cool on paper but ****ing abysmal in practice.
How much worse could it get?
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The ending.
I had to watch the ending on Youtube because I couldn't finish the game. They are setting up for a second game possibly combining this with Assassin's Creed. Ubisoft can drink diarrhea. This game was so poor, unfinished, and lackluster that I think they KNOW the game sucked and the only way to appeal to fans is by combining the series. This game is balls and almost as bad as Kabuki Warriors. KABUKI WARRIORS. It ain't worth $10 and I would honestly feel cheated if I paid $5 for it. Even the most unknowing of teens would hate this game.
Yeah, everything is connected to each other except for "Watch_Dogs" and "Good game". Watch_Dogs is on Jupiter while good game is in Timbuktu, as far away from Watch_Dogs as possible.
1/10guess i should do a blog or something instead of leaving the rants here.
