http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VODiCAdSIFM&playnext_from=TL&videos=MXMFbGKaebQ&feature=subI haven't M. Bison'd so hard since GoW3. I think Jesus is just TRYING to make me jizz in public. Right about now...I wouldn't care. I'll cum and dickslap someone in the eye. Killzone 3 will make you kill anybody for no reason.
Also, profound sadness has been coined as the new thing you say when something goes wrong. The whole school is saying it, even though half the people don't even know what it means.
Teacher: YOU MADE A 21 ON YOUR EXAM.
*with a blank expression on face*
Roid: PROFOUND SADNESS.
Coach: YOU'RE NOT STARTING IN THE GREEN AND WHITE GAME FRIDAY. ALL BECAUSE YOU SAID YOU HAD THE SHITS TODAY.
Razz: PROFOUND SADNESS.
Mom: YOU NEED A HAIRCUT.
Me: PROFOUND SADNESS.
*looks in cabinet* *no more Captain Crunch*
Me: PROFOUND SADNESS.
I dunno why, but it's so catchy. I'm even using it in conversations now.