Masterman
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If you do, I will march down to your house with my son a couple of years from now and force you to take care of him for three months.
Yes. I went there.
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ganonfloyd
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I'd train him to be a competent MM destroyer.
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Floyd is the devil.
I SERIOUSLY DREAMT OF FLOYD BEING A KILLER CYBORG WHO RAN 10 TIMES FASTER THAN ANY NORMAL HUMAN, AND THEN KILLED MM, TURNED FEMALE, WENT AFTER ME, AND I DROPPED FROM THE SKYSCRAPER! IT HURTED, BUT I AWAKE CALMLY, THINKING I WOULDN'T SEE YOU AGAIN.
*no gold, just us*
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ganonfloyd
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Also I live up in relation to you.
And if you don't give in to my request by next weekend, I'll post it, PM it to you, make it my profile, everything in my power.
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Floyd is the devil.
I SERIOUSLY DREAMT OF FLOYD BEING A KILLER CYBORG WHO RAN 10 TIMES FASTER THAN ANY NORMAL HUMAN, AND THEN KILLED MM, TURNED FEMALE, WENT AFTER ME, AND I DROPPED FROM THE SKYSCRAPER! IT HURTED, BUT I AWAKE CALMLY, THINKING I WOULDN'T SEE YOU AGAIN.
*no gold, just us*
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Masterman
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He'd never listen to you. He'll LOVE his father! Oh how he would ruin you.....plus, just think of the chaos of when I come to pick him up. Oh my word. Blondie couldn't save you. No. No amount of Stoner Rock would dissuade me. Nothing in your arsenal could stop me. I'd keep moving. Eventually, I would place my hand on your doorknob. Kind of like the Hunter scene in RE1. I'll never play you either. It's already bad enough getting killed by you here. You'll never win Floyd. You always think you have the upper hand on ME. I'll show you. I'll do....something. YOU HEAR ME FLOYD?I might just be rambling on about nonsense. I don't care! Zyrtec is a helluva pill. FLOOOOYYYYYD.
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Masterman
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Sorry. Don't ever threaten me like that again.
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ganonfloyd
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I have my ways Mattress. He will see the fail you ooze, the love of catfish and Scourge, and he will see me and all the things I can offer him. And he will come to embrace Stoner Rock and Castlevania to use it against you and your feebleness. You will be Zeus and he will be Kratos at the end of God of War 2m except there will be no one to help you.
And you will do as I say. Once is all that is required.
You will find that just as defiance has its price, so obedience has its reward.
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Floyd is the devil.
I SERIOUSLY DREAMT OF FLOYD BEING A KILLER CYBORG WHO RAN 10 TIMES FASTER THAN ANY NORMAL HUMAN, AND THEN KILLED MM, TURNED FEMALE, WENT AFTER ME, AND I DROPPED FROM THE SKYSCRAPER! IT HURTED, BUT I AWAKE CALMLY, THINKING I WOULDN'T SEE YOU AGAIN.
*no gold, just us*
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Masterman
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Your big talk won't stop this inevitable BEATDOWN.
My pristine ways will pierce your terrible methods and force you into submission. My heart burns with intense ferocity, incapable of feeling fear. Don't you ever spout such nonsense in my general direction again, or you will find that your termination will come about faster than Spring spews GIFs.
Better yet, this animosity hasn't erupted in a while. I may be getting rusty. Still, not rusty enough to forget how to put "MOLE" in MOLESTATION. COME.
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ganonfloyd
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Your words are as empty as your soul.
If you want to prove yourself though Mattress... if you want to back up that tongue of yours... you know where to find me. But until then, you'll continue to wallow in your shallow little puddle of failure and catfish juices, and there you will remain, until I will otherwise.
Never forget Mattress. Never forget that I smashed through suspension to crush you. There is nothing I can not do when it comes to ending you.
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Floyd is the devil.
I SERIOUSLY DREAMT OF FLOYD BEING A KILLER CYBORG WHO RAN 10 TIMES FASTER THAN ANY NORMAL HUMAN, AND THEN KILLED MM, TURNED FEMALE, WENT AFTER ME, AND I DROPPED FROM THE SKYSCRAPER! IT HURTED, BUT I AWAKE CALMLY, THINKING I WOULDN'T SEE YOU AGAIN.
*no gold, just us*
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Masterman
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AGGGGGGGHHHHHHH.I'LL GET YOU FLOYD.*kills Mark Lanegan* Never forget that I smashed through suspension to crush you. There is nothing I can not do when it comes to ending you.
You didn't do a thing. You just got lucky. Your sheer desire to strike agony and sorrow syringes into my body is disturbing. .....I'll be back. ...Sometime. *runs off*
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ganonfloyd
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Mark Lanegan's voice would crush you if you even tried to get near him.
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Floyd is the devil.
I SERIOUSLY DREAMT OF FLOYD BEING A KILLER CYBORG WHO RAN 10 TIMES FASTER THAN ANY NORMAL HUMAN, AND THEN KILLED MM, TURNED FEMALE, WENT AFTER ME, AND I DROPPED FROM THE SKYSCRAPER! IT HURTED, BUT I AWAKE CALMLY, THINKING I WOULDN'T SEE YOU AGAIN.
*no gold, just us*
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Masterman
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I've tried my hardest to avoid spoiling myself...but dammit...
I JUST READ THE ENDING AND I DIDN'T EVEN MEAN TO.
I've been trying to erase it from my mind but ****. I barely glanced at the comment and now it has been engraved in my mind forever. I'm so close to going ballistic.
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Masterman
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False Alarm. Turns out, it was a hoax. I had to mark his reply as spam for such bull cahones.
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ganonfloyd
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*sits back in chair, grinning*
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Floyd is the devil.
I SERIOUSLY DREAMT OF FLOYD BEING A KILLER CYBORG WHO RAN 10 TIMES FASTER THAN ANY NORMAL HUMAN, AND THEN KILLED MM, TURNED FEMALE, WENT AFTER ME, AND I DROPPED FROM THE SKYSCRAPER! IT HURTED, BUT I AWAKE CALMLY, THINKING I WOULDN'T SEE YOU AGAIN.
*no gold, just us*
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