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My pristine ways will pierce your terrible methods and force you into submission. My heart burns with intense ferocity, incapable of feeling fear. Don't you ever spout such nonsense in my general direction again, or you will find that your termination will come about faster than Spring spews GIFs.
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This is beyond marvelous. This is excruciatingly pleasant to the eyes.
The amout of detail they put into this gem is truly unfathomable. I'm astoudned, appalled, all of the above.
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And I've only played for 10 minutes.
EDIT: I'm so **** flabbergasted I can't type straight. lolololoolololololol.
Now I'm super-broke. I had to sell off some ****...but it's all good.
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Masterman
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OOOOOOOO
BLADE THRU THE EAR. THAT'S THE SAME THING KRATOS DID TO THAT GUY AT MCDONALDS WHEN HE TOLD HIM HIS CHICKEN SANDWICH COSTED EXTRA BECAUSE HE WAS BALD.
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HOW ABOUT THAT ENDING
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 Floyd is the devil.
I SERIOUSLY DREAMT OF FLOYD BEING A KILLER CYBORG WHO RAN 10 TIMES FASTER THAN ANY NORMAL HUMAN, AND THEN KILLED MM, TURNED FEMALE, WENT AFTER ME, AND I DROPPED FROM THE SKYSCRAPER! IT HURTED, BUT I AWAKE CALMLY, THINKING I WOULDN'T SEE YOU AGAIN.
*no gold, just us*
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The awesome RA on my floor was playing this and I got to see him fight that crab water-horse on Gaia's arm. Later, I saw him ride a Cerberus and **** **** up with that Spartan Phalanx move.
It is indeed everything in MM's posts.
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Masterman
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Holy ****. Just finished Poseidon for the 3rd time in a row.
My god, I want to do it again. It's just...
Let's put it this way. If I were to ever meet Santa Monica, I would circle-jerk them with the antlers I ripped off of the buck that stalks me around 7:00 every night. Then, I'd proceed to get slapped around just for the hell of it. Afterwards, I'd pick up all of the condoms they used on inanimate objects. Women don't put out well enough for Santa Monica.
I mean, it was so cool. It was almost like a gigantic free-for-all.
The gods, Kratos, the titans all climbing up the Mountain. You see one get smacked by a boulder, but you keep going. It's just...it's so beautiful, and the enviornment...the syncing...
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Holy ****. Just finished Poseidon for the 3rd time in a row.
My god, I want to do it again. It's just...
Let's put it this way. If I were to ever meet Santa Monica, I would circle-jerk them with the antlers I ripped off of the buck that stalks me around 7:00 every night. Then, I'd proceed to get slapped around just for the hell of it. Afterwards, I'd pick up all of the condoms they used on inanimate objects. Women don't put out well enough for Santa Monica.
I mean, it was so cool. It was almost like a gigantic free-for-all.
The gods, Kratos, the titans all climbing up the Mountain. You see one get smacked by a boulder, but you keep going. It's just...it's so beautiful, and the enviornment...the syncing...
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Floyd is the devil.
I SERIOUSLY DREAMT OF FLOYD BEING A KILLER CYBORG WHO RAN 10 TIMES FASTER THAN ANY NORMAL HUMAN, AND THEN KILLED MM, TURNED FEMALE, WENT AFTER ME, AND I DROPPED FROM THE SKYSCRAPER! IT HURTED, BUT I AWAKE CALMLY, THINKING I WOULDN'T SEE YOU AGAIN.
*no gold, just us*
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Masterman
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*sigh*
It's okay to feel neglected. lol
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No seriously, the buck.
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Floyd is the devil.
I SERIOUSLY DREAMT OF FLOYD BEING A KILLER CYBORG WHO RAN 10 TIMES FASTER THAN ANY NORMAL HUMAN, AND THEN KILLED MM, TURNED FEMALE, WENT AFTER ME, AND I DROPPED FROM THE SKYSCRAPER! IT HURTED, BUT I AWAKE CALMLY, THINKING I WOULDN'T SEE YOU AGAIN.
*no gold, just us*
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Masterman
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YOU DISAPPOINT ME. AFTER THAT TYPE OF TAUNT, I THOUGHT YOU'D HAVE LIKED TO SETTLE IT WITH A NICE BOWL OF MM BEATDOWN STEW.
GANONFLOYD. Oh yeah, I forgot. There's this guy at my school that's looking forward to Read Dead Redemption, listens to Sleep, AND has a strong obsession for those bald dinosaurs with the hard heads. Hell, he even wore a Dark Side of the Moon shirt today, and has a Tool one too. I swore he was related to you.
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Masterman
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The buck...let's not delve deeper in that. I think it hates me because I touched its mom when she was hurt. I was only trying to help, and those animals are so afraid of humans it isn't funny. I fed her and she recovered, only to get smacked by a Nissan that was flying down the road.
I guess he thinks it's my fault, and seeks revenge on me. I named him Skash.
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I'm too real world tired for a response Mattress. Two exams tomorrow, its tough to balance studying them and keeping you in your place.
Pachycephalosaurus is what you're thinking of. And interesting. He seems awesome.
Its going to do this to you:
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Floyd is the devil.
I SERIOUSLY DREAMT OF FLOYD BEING A KILLER CYBORG WHO RAN 10 TIMES FASTER THAN ANY NORMAL HUMAN, AND THEN KILLED MM, TURNED FEMALE, WENT AFTER ME, AND I DROPPED FROM THE SKYSCRAPER! IT HURTED, BUT I AWAKE CALMLY, THINKING I WOULDN'T SEE YOU AGAIN.
*no gold, just us*
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Masterman
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The Nemesis Whip is the best weapon in the game. Holy ****.
The Nemean Cestus would have been, for the simple fact you used them to beat Hercules' face in, (that was lol) but they're a bit eh. Hades Claws are the most disappointing though. I haven't really had much use of them...
Nemesis Whip Lv. 3
Blades of Exile Lv. 4
Nemean Cestus Lv. 2
Hades Claws Lv. 3
Helios' Head Lv. 1
Bow of Apollo Lv. 2 (MAX)
Hermes' Shoes Lv. 2 (MAX)
...*sigh*
Cronus...oh Cronus...
THAT was a HORRIBLE fate. I thought Kratos was cool, but UF was right. He's a jerk. He is the source of everyone's torment. LOLOLOLOLO
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Masterman
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Yes. My god yes.
Ripping off his giant fingernail...tearing certain sores on his body that burst into blood...getting eaten by him and slashing your way out...(guts and intestines included, he even tries to hold it in which is Grade A comedy, also Grade A sadism on my part)...slamming your giant sword through his forehead...also piercing through his chin and the pointed object surfaces through his mouth. Let's see...
Giant flesh cyclopsi erupt from his boils (quite disturbing)
He gets blinded countless times.
Just.....ohhhhhh
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