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« on: 26 December, 2009, 08:06:53 pm » |
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*to the beat of the Chappelle's Show "Turn My Headphones Up" skit*
No weapons here. Just fisticuffs. One on one, multiman, tag team, whatever. Just fight.
*waits*
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 Floyd is the devil.
I SERIOUSLY DREAMT OF FLOYD BEING A KILLER CYBORG WHO RAN 10 TIMES FASTER THAN ANY NORMAL HUMAN, AND THEN KILLED MM, TURNED FEMALE, WENT AFTER ME, AND I DROPPED FROM THE SKYSCRAPER! IT HURTED, BUT I AWAKE CALMLY, THINKING I WOULDN'T SEE YOU AGAIN.
*no gold, just us*
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Masterman
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« Reply #1 on: 27 December, 2009, 12:21:29 am » |
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*sits outside in lounge chair*
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Spring-Loaded
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« Reply #2 on: 27 December, 2009, 01:51:37 am » |
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*drives by real slow; eyes MM while driving at 10 mph*
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ganonfloyd
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« Reply #3 on: 27 December, 2009, 12:18:28 pm » |
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*throws trash can at MM*
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Floyd is the devil.
I SERIOUSLY DREAMT OF FLOYD BEING A KILLER CYBORG WHO RAN 10 TIMES FASTER THAN ANY NORMAL HUMAN, AND THEN KILLED MM, TURNED FEMALE, WENT AFTER ME, AND I DROPPED FROM THE SKYSCRAPER! IT HURTED, BUT I AWAKE CALMLY, THINKING I WOULDN'T SEE YOU AGAIN.
*no gold, just us*
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Youef
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« Reply #4 on: 27 December, 2009, 01:35:08 pm » |
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*Runs in and blocks trash can with a simple kick.*
Don't worry, MM. I'll fight on your side today.
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Spring-Loaded
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« Reply #5 on: 27 December, 2009, 01:36:43 pm » |
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*peels out; drive toward MM's South Central LA house, jumps out and tackles him as car runs up onto the porch*
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ganonfloyd
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« Reply #6 on: 27 December, 2009, 01:39:11 pm » |
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*cracks knuckles*
Youef. We meet.
*gets in fightin' stance*
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Floyd is the devil.
I SERIOUSLY DREAMT OF FLOYD BEING A KILLER CYBORG WHO RAN 10 TIMES FASTER THAN ANY NORMAL HUMAN, AND THEN KILLED MM, TURNED FEMALE, WENT AFTER ME, AND I DROPPED FROM THE SKYSCRAPER! IT HURTED, BUT I AWAKE CALMLY, THINKING I WOULDN'T SEE YOU AGAIN.
*no gold, just us*
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Masterman
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« Reply #7 on: 27 December, 2009, 11:52:47 pm » |
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*kicks you off*
MY HOUSE!!
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH THAT COST ME!?
*gets into Steve Fox-esque boxer stance* *snubs nose and shuffles around you*
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Spring-Loaded
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« Reply #8 on: 27 December, 2009, 11:56:08 pm » |
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*looks askance at MM as he stumbles around me;tilts head, stretching neck*
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Masterman
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« Reply #9 on: 28 December, 2009, 12:03:01 am » |
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*kicks left foot forward and plants it into the earth to maintain stability as he thrusts his right fist forward at phenomenal velocity* *the force of the punch rips the grass from the lawn and rumbles the vicinity*
HAHAHAHHAHAHA.
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Spring-Loaded
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« Reply #10 on: 28 December, 2009, 01:00:32 pm » |
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*leaps into a corkscrew flip, causing clothes to flutter, letting feet light upon the incoming punch; balances on one foot atop MM's extended fist*
Aheh.
*front flips forward into a downward ax kick, the heel of which slices through the very smog-filled, L.A. afternoon air, hurtling toward the crown of MM's head*
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Masterman
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« Reply #11 on: 28 December, 2009, 05:48:01 pm » |
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*smashes into the lawn head-first with feet in the air*
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*spins in place like a spinning top, creating a vortex, pulling you into the rapid spinning kicks*
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Spring-Loaded
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« Reply #12 on: 29 December, 2009, 01:50:20 am » |
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*manages to block and deflect the first few kicks , yet is hit by others while being sucked into mini-whirlwind; grabs a hold of your feet, flips and throws you forward, immediately running after, low to the ground*
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Youef
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« Reply #13 on: 31 December, 2009, 03:25:03 am » |
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*Runs in from the right, intercepting Spring, stops, and delivers a kick straight to his face.*
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Spring-Loaded
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« Reply #14 on: 31 December, 2009, 01:03:27 pm » |
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*spots kick as times slows; bends backwards and goes into rockstar slide through the grass as roundhouse kick passes right above face*
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