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A Hero's Story

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ShyGuyGuy
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« on: 28 August, 2007, 09:51:04 am »

@HMA: No, they won't be captured by carrots, although it would be an intersting plot twist....

Anyways...
(Link is sleeping in a jail cell. He starts to stir, he yawns, and gets up. He realizes that he's in a cell.)Link: Crap! How'd we get here!?
(Everyone else is in the cell as well. Link runs up to Ike)
Link: Where are we???
(They look out of the cell, and see chickens with lasers and whatnot walking around.)
Samus: CHICKENS!!!!!!
(Samus starts to run around in circles screaming)
Samus: HolycrapI'mafraidofchickens!
(She runs into the corner of the cell, and pulls out a teddy bear.)
Samus: I love you Mr. FuzzFuzz!
Yoshi: Where'd that teddy bear come from?
(Link is at the cell door, with a flamethrower, and cut off a part off of the bars.)
Link: Yay!
(Samus, seeing the newly opened door, sprinted out, and ran for the exit. She pounded at the door.)
Samus: Get me outta here!!!
Link: Samus, what's wrong with you?
Samus: I'm afraid of chickens!
Link, Shy Guy, Ike, and Yoshi: ....... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!

10 laughing minutes later...


(Link and co. got outside.)
Link: We're free!
(They saw a mob of about 50,000 million chickens surrounding them, with rifles pointed at them. Samus faints.)
Ike: Well, we're pretty much screwed. Hmm..... WAIT! I can say that thing I've always wanted to say in the face of impending doom. Well, here it goes.
Link: Well, this kinda sucks.
Ike: No! This is impossible! He said it before me! All of those years! Aww.... I'm gonna die here!!!!
(Just then, a giant thundercloud appears, and zaps all the chickens, frying them.)
Link: We're saved!
Yoshi: Food!
(Yoshi started to eat the fried chickens.)
Ike: W-we're alive!
(Samus wakes up)
Samus: Wow. What a nightmare. There were.... *gulp* Chickens everywhere!
(The ninja jumps down from the giant cloud.)
Link: Thanks Mr. Ninja.
Ninja: Look over there!
(Link looks in the opposite direction.)
Link: Where?
(The ninja swipes Link's hat, and flees.)
Link: Hey!!!
(Link got really angry, then smiled.)
Link: Ha! That hat was a decoy! Here’s the REAL hat!
(Link holds up his hat. The ninja swoops in with a vine and grabs the hat, and jumps away.)
Link: He......he got it. B-but....That can't happen!
Samus: Link, it's just a hat.
Link: It's more than a hat.... without it, I have no power! Yeah, I have this whole triangle thing going on, and I keep all the triangles in mah hat! (Where else do you think he keeps all of his items? If my hat is gone, my power is destroyed!
(Link holds up his left hand.)
Link: Look, no triangles! I'm powerless!
Samus: Link....You don't need triangles to be courageous.
(Link sits down, depressed.)
Link: I don't wanna talk about it.
(Yoshi talks to Shy Guy.)
Yoshi: Who is that guy?
Shy Guy: It's Link, you idiot!
Yoshi: ..... Oh.
Ike: Poor Link.... Look at him crying! It's pathetic! I'm gonna help him.
(Ike walks up to Link)
Ike: Link?
Link: Go away.
Ike: Ok.
(Ike walks away.)

LATER......
Ike: Ok guys, we need to get Link's hat back. Now lets go!
(Everyone but Link and Ike board Samus's spaceship.)
Ike: Link, are you coming?
Link: Where are we going?
Ike: To.... uh.... Get pie!
(Link runs onto the ship.)
SEVERAL MINUTES LATER......
Samus: So, where are we going?
Ike: I dunno, isn't there some sort of "Link's Hat" radar?
Samus: Now that I think about it...... No. There isn't.
Ike: A ninja radar?
Samus: Nope.
Ike: Well, then where will we find the ninja?
Huh?: I know where he is.
Ike: Who are you?
The Bum: I'm The Bum.
Ike: How'd you get in our ship?
The Bum: That doesn't matter. What matters is, that I know where the ninja is.

SCENE CHANGE

(The ship is flying for an ominous castle, with lightning clouds and stuff for a creepy effect.)
Ike: Are you sure this is the place, The Bum?
The Bum: Yes, I'm sure.(They land the ship. Ike, Yoshi, Shy Guy, and Samus leave to enter the castle. Link and The Bum are left behind. The Bum holds up a knife to Link.)
Link: *gasp*!
SLICE!!!!
(The knife cut some cheese on a table in half.)
Link: Thanks for cutting the cheese, The Bum.
The Bum: Heh, yeah.....
(The Bum farts, and Link just stares at him for a while.)
MEANWHILE....
Ike: What now?
(Master Hand pops up out of nowhere.)
Master Hand: ROAR!!!!
(An old school Final Fantasy style battle begins. Ike starts swinging his sword randomly, and does 200 damage.)
Ike: Cool! I just swung my sword, and did damage!
(Samus was next. She swung her arm, and did 0 damage.)
Samus: That went about as well as expected.....
(Yoshi threw an egg and did 125 damage. Shy Guy stabbed with his spear, and did 150 damage. Master Hand smashed all of them at the same time with his fist/body.)
Samus: Screw this!
(Samus charged her lazer, and......)
Master Hand: *miss*
Samus: Figures....
(Ike used Aether, *which is a special move that only Ike can do, which he throws his sword in the air, jumps up, does a flip, grabs his sword, and slams down on the enemy, then jumps back upwards, to do MASSIVE DAMAGE!* and it did MASSIVE DAMAGE!)
Yoshi: Show off.
(Master Hand blew up)
Ike: Phew, I'm glad that's over with.
Crazy Hand: O BLAARGAG?!
(BATTLE!)
Ike: Who are you?
Crazy Hand: YO MAMMA!
Ike: M-mom?!? MOM! I thought you were dead!
(Ike started hugging Crazy Hand)
Ike: I love you mom!
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Yeah.... Crazy Hand is Ike's mom. Who knew?
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