Message #949893

[Gaffit]

*The clouds thicken and spread, eventually encompassing the entire field of vision*

*In the middle of a darkened room, Rief sits in a central chair, his leg propped on top of the other and a big grin on his face*

Rief: Status report.

Lotus: We appear to be in top shape.

Rief: "We appear to be in top shape, Captain"

Lotus: The day I call you captain is the day you choke on your internal organs.

Rief: Daw, I love you too Lotus!

Lotus: **** monkey...

Beta: All secondary systems are go!

W.A.R.: Weapons and Defensive systems are online and functioning to their maximum capacity.

Drake: Our enemy appears to be dead ahead Captain!

Rief: See? He called me "Captain", how hard is that? Good work greenie. Lotus, kill the cover, W.A.R., prepare us for combat, Drake, you... monitor something... let's begin our maiden voyage.

*As the clouds disperse, a massive mech the size of the moon stands before all who oppose it*