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« Reply #15 on: 09 April, 2010, 12:51:35 am »

*inside the fort is a note that reads, "Just as planed".*

*Jams cigarette into ash tray and walks off into the night with a grin on my face*

*watches dmax walk into black bit in the ground*

*he falls into my chair, and is autoed chained to it*

*walks in from the darkness*

Now, why are they so saggy?
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« Reply #16 on: 09 April, 2010, 12:53:36 am »

Doc: I can answer that one...

are you farmiliar with "the Batwing" & "the Goat" ?
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« Reply #17 on: 09 April, 2010, 12:57:42 am »

Doc: I can answer that one...

are you farmiliar with "the Batwing" & "the Goat" ?


No, what is that?
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« Reply #18 on: 09 April, 2010, 12:57:44 am »

*inside the fort is a note that reads, "Just as planed".*

*Jams cigarette into ash tray and walks off into the night with a grin on my face*

*watches dmax walk into black bit in the ground*

*he falls into my chair, and is autoed chained to it*

*walks in from the darkness*

Now, why are they so saggy?

*Eyes narrow*

How far are you willing to go to find out, Missy?
Doc: I can answer that one...

are you farmiliar with "the Batwing" & "the Goat" ?


That was a stupid thing to say. You know damn well I main the "Honest Abe".
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« Reply #19 on: 09 April, 2010, 12:58:24 am »

*inside the fort is a note that reads, "Just as planed".*

*Jams cigarette into ash tray and walks off into the night with a grin on my face*

*watches dmax walk into black bit in the ground*

*he falls into my chair, and is autoed chained to it*

*walks in from the darkness*

Now, why are they so saggy?

*Eyes narrow*

How far are you willing to go to find out, Missy?
Doc: I can answer that one...

are you farmiliar with "the Batwing" & "the Goat" ?


That was a stupid thing to say. You know damn well I main the "Honest Abe".

As far as it takes, bucko.
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« Reply #20 on: 09 April, 2010, 01:01:19 am »

*inside the fort is a note that reads, "Just as planed".*

*Jams cigarette into ash tray and walks off into the night with a grin on my face*

*watches dmax walk into black bit in the ground*

*he falls into my chair, and is autoed chained to it*

*walks in from the darkness*

Now, why are they so saggy?

*Eyes narrow*

How far are you willing to go to find out, Missy?
Doc: I can answer that one...

are you farmiliar with "the Batwing" & "the Goat" ?


That was a stupid thing to say. You know damn well I main the "Honest Abe".

As far as it takes, bucko.

It might be pretty far. I think my balls are extra Saggy today.

(I'm telling you to suck my balls, woman.)
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« Reply #21 on: 09 April, 2010, 01:01:37 am »

Doc: I can answer that one...

are you farmiliar with "the Batwing" & "the Goat" ?


No, what is that?
Doc: >_> um...

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« Reply #22 on: 09 April, 2010, 01:06:30 am »

Doc: I can answer that one...

are you farmiliar with "the Batwing" & "the Goat" ?


No, what is that?
Doc: >_> um...



...still I don't get it...

*inside the fort is a note that reads, "Just as planed".*

*Jams cigarette into ash tray and walks off into the night with a grin on my face*

*watches dmax walk into black bit in the ground*

*he falls into my chair, and is autoed chained to it*

*walks in from the darkness*

Now, why are they so saggy?

*Eyes narrow*

How far are you willing to go to find out, Missy?
Doc: I can answer that one...

are you farmiliar with "the Batwing" & "the Goat" ?


That was a stupid thing to say. You know damn well I main the "Honest Abe".

As far as it takes, bucko.

It might be pretty far. I think my balls are extra Saggy today.

(I'm telling you to suck my balls, woman.)

Why would they be extra saggy?

(Never, man)
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« Reply #23 on: 09 April, 2010, 01:08:28 am »

Doc: okay here...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGZsDIWaP80&feature=related
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« Reply #24 on: 09 April, 2010, 01:17:33 am »

*inside the fort is a note that reads, "Just as planed".*

*Jams cigarette into ash tray and walks off into the night with a grin on my face*

*watches dmax walk into black bit in the ground*

*he falls into my chair, and is autoed chained to it*

*walks in from the darkness*

Now, why are they so saggy?

*Eyes narrow*

How far are you willing to go to find out, Missy?
Doc: I can answer that one...

are you farmiliar with "the Batwing" & "the Goat" ?


That was a stupid thing to say. You know damn well I main the "Honest Abe".

As far as it takes, bucko.

It might be pretty far. I think my balls are extra Saggy today.

(I'm telling you to suck my balls, woman.)

Why would they be extra saggy?

(Never, man)

Because the-

Ohhohoho! Almost got me there, Basszilla

(Oh, we'll see about that, my precious.)

Also, as a side topic:
Dmax, you're adorable.

I know I am.
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« Reply #25 on: 09 April, 2010, 01:19:14 am »

*inside the fort is a note that reads, "Just as planed".*

*Jams cigarette into ash tray and walks off into the night with a grin on my face*

*watches dmax walk into black bit in the ground*

*he falls into my chair, and is autoed chained to it*

*walks in from the darkness*

Now, why are they so saggy?

*Eyes narrow*

How far are you willing to go to find out, Missy?
Doc: I can answer that one...

are you farmiliar with "the Batwing" & "the Goat" ?


That was a stupid thing to say. You know damn well I main the "Honest Abe".

As far as it takes, bucko.

It might be pretty far. I think my balls are extra Saggy today.

(I'm telling you to suck my balls, woman.)

Why would they be extra saggy?

(Never, man)

Because the-

Ohhohoho! Almost got me there, Basszilla

(Oh, we'll see about that, my precious.)

Also, as a side topic:
Dmax, you're adorable.

I know I am.

that's interesting...

*inside the fort is a note that reads, "Just as planed".*

*Jams cigarette into ash tray and walks off into the night with a grin on my face*

*watches dmax walk into black bit in the ground*

*he falls into my chair, and is autoed chained to it*

*walks in from the darkness*

Now, why are they so saggy?

*Eyes narrow*

How far are you willing to go to find out, Missy?
Doc: I can answer that one...

are you farmiliar with "the Batwing" & "the Goat" ?


That was a stupid thing to say. You know damn well I main the "Honest Abe".

As far as it takes, bucko.

It might be pretty far. I think my balls are extra Saggy today.

(I'm telling you to suck my balls, woman.)

Why would they be extra saggy?

(Never, man)

Because the-

Ohhohoho! Almost got me there, Basszilla

(Oh, we'll see about that, my precious.)

Also, as a side topic:
Dmax, you're adorable.

I know I am.

Well, how did you grow them in the first place then?

(Precious? You're a digusting young pervert)

When did I say you were adorable?!
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« Reply #26 on: 09 April, 2010, 01:29:18 am »

*inside the fort is a note that reads, "Just as planed".*

*Jams cigarette into ash tray and walks off into the night with a grin on my face*

*watches dmax walk into black bit in the ground*

*he falls into my chair, and is autoed chained to it*

*walks in from the darkness*

Now, why are they so saggy?

*Eyes narrow*

How far are you willing to go to find out, Missy?
Doc: I can answer that one...

are you farmiliar with "the Batwing" & "the Goat" ?


That was a stupid thing to say. You know damn well I main the "Honest Abe".

As far as it takes, bucko.

It might be pretty far. I think my balls are extra Saggy today.

(I'm telling you to suck my balls, woman.)

Why would they be extra saggy?

(Never, man)

Because the-

Ohhohoho! Almost got me there, Basszilla

(Oh, we'll see about that, my precious.)

Also, as a side topic:
Dmax, you're adorable.

I know I am.

Well, how did you grow them in the first place then?

(Precious? You're a digusting young pervert)

When did I say you were adorable?!

Another question that shall go unanswered.

(Yes. Yes, i am. Who else would offer to have a three way with his friend and his girlfriend in a serious manner. They were both present. I said I wanted to watch the buff ginger and his red head GF rail and maybe I would jump in. Sadly I was shot down.)

I don't know, like every morning when you wake up and every night when you go to bed?
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« Reply #27 on: 09 April, 2010, 01:31:12 am »

*inside the fort is a note that reads, "Just as planed".*

*Jams cigarette into ash tray and walks off into the night with a grin on my face*

*watches dmax walk into black bit in the ground*

*he falls into my chair, and is autoed chained to it*

*walks in from the darkness*

Now, why are they so saggy?

*Eyes narrow*

How far are you willing to go to find out, Missy?
Doc: I can answer that one...

are you farmiliar with "the Batwing" & "the Goat" ?


That was a stupid thing to say. You know damn well I main the "Honest Abe".

As far as it takes, bucko.

It might be pretty far. I think my balls are extra Saggy today.

(I'm telling you to suck my balls, woman.)

Why would they be extra saggy?

(Never, man)

Because the-

Ohhohoho! Almost got me there, Basszilla

(Oh, we'll see about that, my precious.)

Also, as a side topic:
Dmax, you're adorable.

I know I am.

Well, how did you grow them in the first place then?

(Precious? You're a digusting young pervert)

When did I say you were adorable?!

Another question that shall go unanswered.

(Yes. Yes, i am. Who else would offer to have a three way with his friend and his girlfriend in a serious manner. They were both present. I said I wanted to watch the buff ginger and his red head GF rail and maybe I would jump in. Sadly I was shot down.)

I don't know, like every morning when you wake up and every night when you go to bed?

If you can't answer questions, maybe you have for me while we wait for it.

(Sadly? As if)

I think you're confusing yourself with people I love. >_>
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« Reply #28 on: 09 April, 2010, 01:39:42 am »

*inside the fort is a note that reads, "Just as planed".*

*Jams cigarette into ash tray and walks off into the night with a grin on my face*

*watches dmax walk into black bit in the ground*

*he falls into my chair, and is autoed chained to it*

*walks in from the darkness*

Now, why are they so saggy?

*Eyes narrow*

How far are you willing to go to find out, Missy?
Doc: I can answer that one...

are you farmiliar with "the Batwing" & "the Goat" ?


That was a stupid thing to say. You know damn well I main the "Honest Abe".

As far as it takes, bucko.

It might be pretty far. I think my balls are extra Saggy today.

(I'm telling you to suck my balls, woman.)

Why would they be extra saggy?

(Never, man)

Because the-

Ohhohoho! Almost got me there, Basszilla

(Oh, we'll see about that, my precious.)

Also, as a side topic:
Dmax, you're adorable.

I know I am.

Well, how did you grow them in the first place then?

(Precious? You're a digusting young pervert)

When did I say you were adorable?!

Another question that shall go unanswered.

(Yes. Yes, i am. Who else would offer to have a three way with his friend and his girlfriend in a serious manner. They were both present. I said I wanted to watch the buff ginger and his red head GF rail and maybe I would jump in. Sadly I was shot down.)

I don't know, like every morning when you wake up and every night when you go to bed?

If you can't answer questions, maybe you have for me while we wait for it.

(Sadly? As if)

I think you're confusing yourself with people I love. >_>

I'm not sure if that makes sense, but "Yes".

(True, i'm pretty sure she was on her period at the time. That would have been nasty.)

What are you trying to say, Bassasaurs Rex?
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