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Re: So just how saggy are Dmax's balls?
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09 April, 2010, 01:42:13 am »
Quote from: Happy on 09 April, 2010, 01:39:42 am
Quote from: GenericAnimeCharacter on 09 April, 2010, 01:31:12 am
Quote from: Happy on 09 April, 2010, 01:29:18 am
Quote from: GenericAnimeCharacter on 09 April, 2010, 01:19:14 am
Quote from: Happy on 09 April, 2010, 01:17:33 am
Quote from: GenericAnimeCharacter on 09 April, 2010, 01:06:30 am
Quote from: Happy on 09 April, 2010, 01:01:19 am
Quote from: GenericAnimeCharacter on 09 April, 2010, 12:58:24 am
Quote from: Happy on 09 April, 2010, 12:57:44 am
Quote from: GenericAnimeCharacter on 09 April, 2010, 12:51:35 am
Quote from: Happy on 09 April, 2010, 12:48:42 am
*inside the fort is a note that reads, "Just as planed".*
*Jams cigarette into ash tray and walks off into the night with a grin on my face*
*watches dmax walk into black bit in the ground*
*he falls into my chair, and is autoed chained to it*
*walks in from the darkness*
Now, why are they so saggy?
*Eyes narrow*
How far are you willing to go to find out, Missy?
Quote from: Claw Day! on 09 April, 2010, 12:53:36 am
Doc: I can answer that one...
are you farmiliar with "the Batwing" & "the Goat" ?
That was a stupid thing to say. You know damn well I main the "Honest Abe".
As far as it takes, bucko.
It might be pretty
far
. I think my balls are extra Saggy today.
(I'm telling you to suck my balls, woman.)
Why would they be extra saggy?
(Never, man)
Because the-
Ohhohoho! Almost got me there, Basszilla
(Oh, we'll see about that, my precious.)
Also, as a side topic:
Quote from: GenericAnimeCharacter on 15 March, 2010, 05:56:48 pm
Dmax, you're adorable.
I know I am.
Well, how did you grow them in the first place then?
(Precious? You're a digusting young pervert)
When did I say you were adorable?!
Another question that shall go unanswered.
(Yes. Yes, i am. Who else would offer to have a three way with his friend and his girlfriend in a serious manner. They were both present. I said I wanted to watch the buff ginger and his red head GF rail and maybe I would jump in. Sadly I was shot down.)
I don't know, like every morning when you wake up and every night when you go to bed?
If you can't answer questions, maybe you have for me while we wait for it.
(Sadly? As if)
I think you're confusing yourself with people I love. >_>
I'm not sure if that makes sense, but "Yes".
(True, i'm pretty sure she was on her period at the time. That would have been nasty.)
What are you trying to say, Bassasaurs Rex?
>.<
I meant to say, if you have any for me, ask away. Time will make you talk in the end.
(>_>)
You know what I mean, Dmaxicus Non-saggimus
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Re: So just how saggy are Dmax's balls?
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Reply #31
on:
09 April, 2010, 01:56:27 am »
Quote from: GenericAnimeCharacter on 09 April, 2010, 01:42:13 am
Quote from: Happy on 09 April, 2010, 01:39:42 am
Quote from: GenericAnimeCharacter on 09 April, 2010, 01:31:12 am
Quote from: Happy on 09 April, 2010, 01:29:18 am
Quote from: GenericAnimeCharacter on 09 April, 2010, 01:19:14 am
Quote from: Happy on 09 April, 2010, 01:17:33 am
Quote from: GenericAnimeCharacter on 09 April, 2010, 01:06:30 am
Quote from: Happy on 09 April, 2010, 01:01:19 am
Quote from: GenericAnimeCharacter on 09 April, 2010, 12:58:24 am
Quote from: Happy on 09 April, 2010, 12:57:44 am
Quote from: GenericAnimeCharacter on 09 April, 2010, 12:51:35 am
Quote from: Happy on 09 April, 2010, 12:48:42 am
*inside the fort is a note that reads, "Just as planed".*
*Jams cigarette into ash tray and walks off into the night with a grin on my face*
*watches dmax walk into black bit in the ground*
*he falls into my chair, and is autoed chained to it*
*walks in from the darkness*
Now, why are they so saggy?
*Eyes narrow*
How far are you willing to go to find out, Missy?
Quote from: Claw Day! on 09 April, 2010, 12:53:36 am
Doc: I can answer that one...
are you farmiliar with "the Batwing" & "the Goat" ?
That was a stupid thing to say. You know damn well I main the "Honest Abe".
As far as it takes, bucko.
It might be pretty
far
. I think my balls are extra Saggy today.
(I'm telling you to suck my balls, woman.)
Why would they be extra saggy?
(Never, man)
Because the-
Ohhohoho! Almost got me there, Basszilla
(Oh, we'll see about that, my precious.)
Also, as a side topic:
Quote from: GenericAnimeCharacter on 15 March, 2010, 05:56:48 pm
Dmax, you're adorable.
I know I am.
Well, how did you grow them in the first place then?
(Precious? You're a digusting young pervert)
When did I say you were adorable?!
Another question that shall go unanswered.
(Yes. Yes, i am. Who else would offer to have a three way with his friend and his girlfriend in a serious manner. They were both present. I said I wanted to watch the buff ginger and his red head GF rail and maybe I would jump in. Sadly I was shot down.)
I don't know, like every morning when you wake up and every night when you go to bed?
If you can't answer questions, maybe you have for me while we wait for it.
(Sadly? As if)
I think you're confusing yourself with people I love. >_>
I'm not sure if that makes sense, but "Yes".
(True, i'm pretty sure she was on her period at the time. That would have been nasty.)
What are you trying to say, Bassasaurs Rex?
>.<
I meant to say, if you have any for me, ask away. Time will make you talk in the end.
(>_>)
You know what I mean, Dmaxicus Non-saggimus
What are your measurements? You never answered, you jerk.
(It was pretty sick that they ended up having sex that day, and i hung out with him the next, walk into his room and as im about to sit on his bed he tells me to check the sheets first. It looked like he sacrificed a goat on his bed.)
Are-Are you saying what I think you're saying?
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Re: So just how saggy are Dmax's balls?
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Reply #32
on:
09 April, 2010, 01:58:48 am »
Quote from: Happy on 09 April, 2010, 01:56:27 am
Quote from: GenericAnimeCharacter on 09 April, 2010, 01:42:13 am
Quote from: Happy on 09 April, 2010, 01:39:42 am
Quote from: GenericAnimeCharacter on 09 April, 2010, 01:31:12 am
Quote from: Happy on 09 April, 2010, 01:29:18 am
Quote from: GenericAnimeCharacter on 09 April, 2010, 01:19:14 am
Quote from: Happy on 09 April, 2010, 01:17:33 am
Quote from: GenericAnimeCharacter on 09 April, 2010, 01:06:30 am
Quote from: Happy on 09 April, 2010, 01:01:19 am
Quote from: GenericAnimeCharacter on 09 April, 2010, 12:58:24 am
Quote from: Happy on 09 April, 2010, 12:57:44 am
Quote from: GenericAnimeCharacter on 09 April, 2010, 12:51:35 am
Quote from: Happy on 09 April, 2010, 12:48:42 am
*inside the fort is a note that reads, "Just as planed".*
*Jams cigarette into ash tray and walks off into the night with a grin on my face*
*watches dmax walk into black bit in the ground*
*he falls into my chair, and is autoed chained to it*
*walks in from the darkness*
Now, why are they so saggy?
*Eyes narrow*
How far are you willing to go to find out, Missy?
Quote from: Claw Day! on 09 April, 2010, 12:53:36 am
Doc: I can answer that one...
are you farmiliar with "the Batwing" & "the Goat" ?
That was a stupid thing to say. You know damn well I main the "Honest Abe".
As far as it takes, bucko.
It might be pretty
far
. I think my balls are extra Saggy today.
(I'm telling you to suck my balls, woman.)
Why would they be extra saggy?
(Never, man)
Because the-
Ohhohoho! Almost got me there, Basszilla
(Oh, we'll see about that, my precious.)
Also, as a side topic:
Quote from: GenericAnimeCharacter on 15 March, 2010, 05:56:48 pm
Dmax, you're adorable.
I know I am.
Well, how did you grow them in the first place then?
(Precious? You're a digusting young pervert)
When did I say you were adorable?!
Another question that shall go unanswered.
(Yes. Yes, i am. Who else would offer to have a three way with his friend and his girlfriend in a serious manner. They were both present. I said I wanted to watch the buff ginger and his red head GF rail and maybe I would jump in. Sadly I was shot down.)
I don't know, like every morning when you wake up and every night when you go to bed?
If you can't answer questions, maybe you have for me while we wait for it.
(Sadly? As if)
I think you're confusing yourself with people I love. >_>
I'm not sure if that makes sense, but "Yes".
(True, i'm pretty sure she was on her period at the time. That would have been nasty.)
What are you trying to say, Bassasaurs Rex?
>.<
I meant to say, if you have any for me, ask away. Time will make you talk in the end.
(>_>)
You know what I mean, Dmaxicus Non-saggimus
What are your measurements? You never answered, you jerk.
(It was pretty sick that they ended up having sex that day, and i hung out with him the next, walk into his room and as im about to sit on his bed he tells me to check the sheets first. It looked like he sacrificed a goat on his bed.)
Are-Are you saying what I think you're saying?
If I tell you, you have to tell me why your balls are so saggy.
(>_>. sometimes it looks like that, yeah)
What do you think im saying?
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Re: So just how saggy are Dmax's balls?
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09 April, 2010, 02:34:59 am »
Quote from: GenericAnimeCharacter on 09 April, 2010, 01:58:48 am
Quote from: Happy on 09 April, 2010, 01:56:27 am
Quote from: GenericAnimeCharacter on 09 April, 2010, 01:42:13 am
Quote from: Happy on 09 April, 2010, 01:39:42 am
Quote from: GenericAnimeCharacter on 09 April, 2010, 01:31:12 am
Quote from: Happy on 09 April, 2010, 01:29:18 am
Quote from: GenericAnimeCharacter on 09 April, 2010, 01:19:14 am
Quote from: Happy on 09 April, 2010, 01:17:33 am
Quote from: GenericAnimeCharacter on 09 April, 2010, 01:06:30 am
Quote from: Happy on 09 April, 2010, 01:01:19 am
Quote from: GenericAnimeCharacter on 09 April, 2010, 12:58:24 am
Quote from: Happy on 09 April, 2010, 12:57:44 am
Quote from: GenericAnimeCharacter on 09 April, 2010, 12:51:35 am
Quote from: Happy on 09 April, 2010, 12:48:42 am
*inside the fort is a note that reads, "Just as planed".*
*Jams cigarette into ash tray and walks off into the night with a grin on my face*
*watches dmax walk into black bit in the ground*
*he falls into my chair, and is autoed chained to it*
*walks in from the darkness*
Now, why are they so saggy?
*Eyes narrow*
How far are you willing to go to find out, Missy?
Quote from: Claw Day! on 09 April, 2010, 12:53:36 am
Doc: I can answer that one...
are you farmiliar with "the Batwing" & "the Goat" ?
That was a stupid thing to say. You know damn well I main the "Honest Abe".
As far as it takes, bucko.
It might be pretty
far
. I think my balls are extra Saggy today.
(I'm telling you to suck my balls, woman.)
Why would they be extra saggy?
(Never, man)
Because the-
Ohhohoho! Almost got me there, Basszilla
(Oh, we'll see about that, my precious.)
Also, as a side topic:
Quote from: GenericAnimeCharacter on 15 March, 2010, 05:56:48 pm
Dmax, you're adorable.
I know I am.
Well, how did you grow them in the first place then?
(Precious? You're a digusting young pervert)
When did I say you were adorable?!
Another question that shall go unanswered.
(Yes. Yes, i am. Who else would offer to have a three way with his friend and his girlfriend in a serious manner. They were both present. I said I wanted to watch the buff ginger and his red head GF rail and maybe I would jump in. Sadly I was shot down.)
I don't know, like every morning when you wake up and every night when you go to bed?
If you can't answer questions, maybe you have for me while we wait for it.
(Sadly? As if)
I think you're confusing yourself with people I love. >_>
I'm not sure if that makes sense, but "Yes".
(True, i'm pretty sure she was on her period at the time. That would have been nasty.)
What are you trying to say, Bassasaurs Rex?
>.<
I meant to say, if you have any for me, ask away. Time will make you talk in the end.
(>_>)
You know what I mean, Dmaxicus Non-saggimus
What are your measurements? You never answered, you jerk.
(It was pretty sick that they ended up having sex that day, and i hung out with him the next, walk into his room and as im about to sit on his bed he tells me to check the sheets first. It looked like he sacrificed a goat on his bed.)
Are-Are you saying what I think you're saying?
If I tell you, you have to tell me why your balls are so saggy.
(>_>. sometimes it looks like that, yeah)
What do you think im saying?
Ok, on the count of three. 1...2...3 GO!
(Then I made his brothers wrestle on it, not noticing it at first, then fully noticing it. I lol'd.)
That...That you don't love Dmax.
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Re: So just how saggy are Dmax's balls?
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09 April, 2010, 06:09:27 am »
Do your balls hang low
Does it wobble to the flo
Does it soften in the light
are they firm, are it cold
Could you tuck it in your briefs
If ya dry, to make ya cool
Do your balls. Hang. Low.
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Re: So just how saggy are Dmax's balls?
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Sea Bass....You never answered my question...I'm not amused.
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