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« Reply #15 on: 27 April, 2010, 06:33:47 pm »


BUT I AM AWESOME AND HAVE MONEY AND CARE AND I'M SEXY AND I HAVE AN ACCENT AND I'M AWESOME!!

NOT GOOD ENOUGH
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« Reply #16 on: 27 April, 2010, 06:38:22 pm »


BUT I AM AWESOME AND HAVE MONEY AND CARE AND I'M SEXY AND I HAVE AN ACCENT AND I'M AWESOME!!

NOT GOOD ENOUGH

I SHOOT LAZERS FROM MY EYES!
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« Reply #17 on: 27 April, 2010, 06:40:05 pm »


BUT I AM AWESOME AND HAVE MONEY AND CARE AND I'M SEXY AND I HAVE AN ACCENT AND I'M AWESOME!!

NOT GOOD ENOUGH

I SHOOT LAZERS FROM MY EYES!

ILL THINK ABOUT IT. MAIL ME YOUR RESUME
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« Reply #18 on: 27 April, 2010, 06:46:46 pm »


BUT I AM AWESOME AND HAVE MONEY AND CARE AND I'M SEXY AND I HAVE AN ACCENT AND I'M AWESOME!!

NOT GOOD ENOUGH

I SHOOT LAZERS FROM MY EYES!

ILL THINK ABOUT IT. MAIL ME YOUR RESUME
Wait what am I applying for?

If it's the boyfriend thing then I still need a girlfriend to enter right?

But where can I find one?
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« Reply #19 on: 27 April, 2010, 06:48:07 pm »


BUT I AM AWESOME AND HAVE MONEY AND CARE AND I'M SEXY AND I HAVE AN ACCENT AND I'M AWESOME!!

NOT GOOD ENOUGH

I SHOOT LAZERS FROM MY EYES!

ILL THINK ABOUT IT. MAIL ME YOUR RESUME
Wait what am I applying for?

If it's the boyfriend thing then I still need a girlfriend to enter right?

But where can I find one?

hmm, a good guy would already have found one.
you must be lying
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« Reply #20 on: 27 April, 2010, 06:50:29 pm »


BUT I AM AWESOME AND HAVE MONEY AND CARE AND I'M SEXY AND I HAVE AN ACCENT AND I'M AWESOME!!

NOT GOOD ENOUGH

I SHOOT LAZERS FROM MY EYES!

ILL THINK ABOUT IT. MAIL ME YOUR RESUME
Wait what am I applying for?

If it's the boyfriend thing then I still need a girlfriend to enter right?

But where can I find one?

hmm, a good guy would already have found one.
you must be lying

Wait.... I just.... Have trouble with the asking out bit.... I.... I'm awesome.... Masterman said so!
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« Reply #21 on: 27 April, 2010, 08:53:26 pm »


BUT I AM AWESOME AND HAVE MONEY AND CARE AND I'M SEXY AND I HAVE AN ACCENT AND I'M AWESOME!!

NOT GOOD ENOUGH

I SHOOT LAZERS FROM MY EYES!

ILL THINK ABOUT IT. MAIL ME YOUR RESUME
Wait what am I applying for?

If it's the boyfriend thing then I still need a girlfriend to enter right?

But where can I find one?

hmm, a good guy would already have found one.
you must be lying

Wait.... I just.... Have trouble with the asking out bit.... I.... I'm awesome.... Masterman said so!

He was just being nice.
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« Reply #22 on: 27 April, 2010, 09:02:59 pm »

DON'T LISTEN TO HER HOPPER.
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« Reply #23 on: 27 April, 2010, 09:07:24 pm »

DON'T LISTEN TO HER HOPPER.

LEAVE, VILE BEAST
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« Reply #24 on: 27 April, 2010, 09:16:23 pm »

*toothy grin* *grin quickly dissolves into a horrified frown as MM looks behind Bass and sees the same butcher knife a doctor used to circumcise MM's dog years ago*

*quickly evacuates the premises*
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« Reply #25 on: 28 April, 2010, 02:56:51 pm »

*grabs MM*

No we must stay and FIGHT!

I'll calm her with my secret weapon.... My smile.... It's never failed....


*turns to Bass and smiles*

*is surrounded by love bubbles and a bishie sparkle*

I'm sorry if we've troubled you....

*slowly shakes head with eyes closed still smiling with open hand stretched out*

Rae....

*looks directly into Bass's eyes*
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« Reply #26 on: 28 April, 2010, 05:20:18 pm »


BUT I AM AWESOME AND HAVE MONEY AND CARE AND I'M SEXY AND I HAVE AN ACCENT AND I'M AWESOME!!

NOT GOOD ENOUGH

I SHOOT LAZERS FROM MY EYES!

ILL THINK ABOUT IT. MAIL ME YOUR RESUME
Wait what am I applying for?

If it's the boyfriend thing then I still need a girlfriend to enter right?

But where can I find one?

hmm, a good guy would already have found one.
you must be lying

I have a girlfriend. I think MM and Choro do too.



Am I a good guy?
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« Reply #27 on: 28 April, 2010, 05:27:36 pm »

Bah, money, who cares about that...

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...****. >_<
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But... if our leaders actually reflected the wants of the people... then we'd be a democracy, and that's just gross.
Stalin was that **** guy who pops the ball during a basketball game and ruins it for everyone.
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« Reply #28 on: 29 April, 2010, 12:51:51 am »

Bah, money, who cares about that...

...

...

...

...****. >_<

It's not the money that's important here.

Mine >>>>>>>>>>>>>> YOURS!

HAHAHAHA


BUT I AM AWESOME AND HAVE MONEY AND CARE AND I'M SEXY AND I HAVE AN ACCENT AND I'M AWESOME!!

NOT GOOD ENOUGH

I SHOOT LAZERS FROM MY EYES!

ILL THINK ABOUT IT. MAIL ME YOUR RESUME
Wait what am I applying for?

If it's the boyfriend thing then I still need a girlfriend to enter right?

But where can I find one?

hmm, a good guy would already have found one.
you must be lying

I have a girlfriend. I think MM and Choro do too.



Am I a good guy?

...good point.

*grabs MM*

No we must stay and FIGHT!

I'll calm her with my secret weapon.... My smile.... It's never failed....


*turns to Bass and smiles*

*is surrounded by love bubbles and a bishie sparkle*

I'm sorry if we've troubled you....

*slowly shakes head with eyes closed still smiling with open hand stretched out*

Rae....

*looks directly into Bass's eyes*

*grbas his hand, hurls him to the ground and stabs his eyes out*
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« Reply #29 on: 29 April, 2010, 12:53:37 am »

I make my gf make me sandwiches all night

I don't even eat any. And it was her birthday
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