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evilspacehopper: A tale of despair and stupidity....

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« Reply #15 on: 22 May, 2010, 10:55:42 am »

Ok, first, takes a big, BIG tank. The 10000 cubic meter one. Then fills it. No, not water, we want something a little more effectife for the job... try melted lead, this should be enough. Then obviously, anything short of a oceanic rift would looks ridiculous, so locate yourself above one. I suggest the deepest one near Japan, so when it's over, you can go there to complete the trip.
Do not forget to prepare a plutonium-mercury sausage to make sure the aforementionned tank is not going up and that no living creature can approaches this. Adding anti tanks mines in the mix would spice it up, but I'll rather avoid it, as it may turn it rather unstable.
Cover the whole preparation with a triple layered sheet of boiled human skin, preferably one-legged communist rappers able to speak afrikaaner at more than 200 words by minutes, using their ears to play yo-yo at the same time, but given the rarity of such a product, underage GameFAQS users will do.
When the whole thing is ready, dive it and set it on fire with ice as a fire starter, hang it by the neck at max depth for 1,000,000,000 years (Not a single second sooner or later or it must be started over from the beginning!), put it on a cat proprelled rocket toward Jupiter and leaves it here until the entire plutonium disintegrate and it's ready! My advice: add paprika.

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There has to be a way of drowning out the negative... Any ideas? Please nothing lame....
... I may have been a little litteral into understanding that statement, right?
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« Reply #16 on: 22 May, 2010, 05:11:25 pm »

shinbo anime is plural

you may end up watching another mediocre shinbo anime like maria+holic down the line

you can stop yourself by not doing so
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« Reply #17 on: 22 May, 2010, 10:18:29 pm »

anime directed by shinbo
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« Reply #18 on: 23 May, 2010, 12:54:12 am »

Ok, first, takes a big, BIG tank. The 10000 cubic meter one. Then fills it. No, not water, we want something a little more effectife for the job... try melted lead, this should be enough. Then obviously, anything short of a oceanic rift would looks ridiculous, so locate yourself above one. I suggest the deepest one near Japan, so when it's over, you can go there to complete the trip.
Do not forget to prepare a plutonium-mercury sausage to make sure the aforementionned tank is not going up and that no living creature can approaches this. Adding anti tanks mines in the mix would spice it up, but I'll rather avoid it, as it may turn it rather unstable.
Cover the whole preparation with a triple layered sheet of boiled human skin, preferably one-legged communist rappers able to speak afrikaaner at more than 200 words by minutes, using their ears to play yo-yo at the same time, but given the rarity of such a product, underage GameFAQS users will do.
When the whole thing is ready, dive it and set it on fire with ice as a fire starter, hang it by the neck at max depth for 1,000,000,000 years (Not a single second sooner or later or it must be started over from the beginning!), put it on a cat proprelled rocket toward Jupiter and leaves it here until the entire plutonium disintegrate and it's ready! My advice: add paprika.
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« Reply #19 on: 23 May, 2010, 01:45:42 pm »

Ok, first, takes a big, BIG tank. The 10000 cubic meter one. Then fills it. No, not water, we want something a little more effectife for the job... try melted lead, this should be enough. Then obviously, anything short of a oceanic rift would looks ridiculous, so locate yourself above one. I suggest the deepest one near Japan, so when it's over, you can go there to complete the trip.
Do not forget to prepare a plutonium-mercury sausage to make sure the aforementionned tank is not going up and that no living creature can approaches this. Adding anti tanks mines in the mix would spice it up, but I'll rather avoid it, as it may turn it rather unstable.
Cover the whole preparation with a triple layered sheet of boiled human skin, preferably one-legged communist rappers able to speak afrikaaner at more than 200 words by minutes, using their ears to play yo-yo at the same time, but given the rarity of such a product, underage GameFAQS users will do.
When the whole thing is ready, dive it and set it on fire with ice as a fire starter, hang it by the neck at max depth for 1,000,000,000 years (Not a single second sooner or later or it must be started over from the beginning!), put it on a cat proprelled rocket toward Jupiter and leaves it here until the entire plutonium disintegrate and it's ready! My advice: add paprika.

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Good.... I'm learning....

Anyway....

Now I'm hot because the weather is hot no less.... Due to this weird coincidence I'm wearing shorts.... I like shorts, they are comfy and easy to wear!
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« Reply #20 on: 24 May, 2010, 07:07:46 am »

The weather is currently ridiculous. It feels like I'm in the desert everytime I leave my house to walk somewhere, it just makes me not wanna leave my house. What the **** happened over the last week to make it so damn hot all of a sudden?
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« Reply #21 on: 24 May, 2010, 07:18:53 am »

One good thing about the hot weather is that it adds to the feel of RDR....

But that still doesn't change the fact that I'm thirsty and I have to go to the shops to buy a drink but it's too hot and I do wanna go....

It's too hot for tea.... The tap water round here is ****.... No way I'm drinking milk in this weather.....
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« Reply #22 on: 24 May, 2010, 07:25:15 am »

I'm at lunch in my college right now, and I wanna go get a kebab, but I don't wanna leave the school and enter the desert once more...
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« Reply #23 on: 24 May, 2010, 07:28:18 am »

I just downloaded the RDR soundtrack.... If I do go to the shops then I'll play it as I walk under the harsh sun....

If only I had a horse....
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« Reply #24 on: 24 May, 2010, 07:29:05 am »

RDR soundtrack where?
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« Reply #25 on: 24 May, 2010, 07:33:51 am »

It came with the game.... I had a code.... It's an awesome soundtrack!
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« Reply #26 on: 24 May, 2010, 07:36:35 am »

Imma look it up on Youtube at some point.
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« Reply #27 on: 13 February, 2011, 09:39:16 am »

Did you hear that sound?

It's time for a RE-VIVE-ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!

But seriously.... Time to get this old thing movin' again....

Now here's the thing.... I don't think I have anything to talk about.... So why do this now? Well I dare say it's all in the title.... No not the despair.... That part is a lie.... But enough talk....

What do you guys put in your topics like this? I ask because I can't be bothered to read them at this time....

But now I've just thought about how I'm typing and I've messed up my flow.... You know like when you think about breathing....

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Ah **** now I can't type or breath right.... And now I'm thinking about blinking too.... I can't do anything automatically right now.... ****....

Well I'm ending this here for now....
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« Reply #28 on: 13 February, 2011, 12:16:08 pm »

oh hay i forgot this existed
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« Reply #29 on: 13 February, 2011, 03:38:52 pm »

i no rite

Seriously I was bored so I clicked on this board and was like "I had a topic here once right? What was it called?" And then I saw 'stupidity' and was like that's gotta be it.... Turns out it wasn't and I deleted the post from MM's topic and put it in mine.... Where the real stupidity is at....

Although the stupidity is more of a fabricated lie set up to lower expectations of the topic making the normal parts look alot better and the crap parts normal....

What I mean to say is what the hell am I doing with this topic now?
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