http://bbs.stardestroyer.net/viewtopic.php?t=118771I don't know how to describe this except as what is essentially a book on the internet.
The gist is that God has given up on Humans and has closed off access to heaven, giving Satan permission to destroy humanity in 2004. When this is broadcasted throughout Earth, many people die from the initial shock as Satan prepares to invade. The problem is Satan believes that the armies of Earth have the same level of technology as they did 2,000 years ago, and go into the fight prepared for sieges against arrows and swords. The results are hilarious.
My favorite part so far is when Satan attempts to gather information by sending a Succubus to Washington D.C. in order to get information out of Bill Clinton. After brief flirting, Bill shows her the trunk of his car revealing an automatic shotgun which he fires into her face. When asked how he knew she was a demon, he calmly replies, “I’ve been married to Hilary for thirty years. Believe me, after going through that, I have no trouble recognizing a fiend from hell.”
President Bush is disappointed that this will likely cost them at least another seat on the Senate.