Spring-Loaded
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Japanese people apparently get sick playing FPS's more than other
My gf also can't play Portal or watch me play the Kane and Lynch 2 demo with the shaky cam on.
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Z911
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"O, oblivious, naive Humanity...How ignorant we truly are-safe only in our blind view of the world. We are merely caretakers. For when the Ancients return, we shall be swept aside like driftwood on the tide of destruction..."
The Darkness Cums...
These Ancient dudes sound like some friendly nice people.
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Ƨɒlƚy
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did somebody mention pokemon seizures?
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Z911
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Alexandra Roivas Boobs, yay. Blondes aren't really my thing, but she seems cute enough. Pious Augustus Well with a name like that, he's already beaten out our heroine in terms of coolness until I play the game finally. Ellia Reminds me way too much of Cleopatra, it's nice we have more than one vaginas to keep this game from being a sausagefest though. Karim Here we have a Persian guy with a torch. Dr. Maximillian Roivas Some pirate dude pretending to be a doctor. Dr. Edward Roivas And this guy.
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Z911
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How far on the Awesome scale would you put this?
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Z911
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**** it, I'm starting now.
And what do I see first?
A quote from Edgar Allen Poe and some red zombie thing saying "Nintendo".
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Z911
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"There is not enough space on Slot B memory card"
Who the ****'s talking about using the slot B card? I'm using the first one, ****.
*Continue without saving*
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Z911
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Ah yes, one of these games. I need to turn the **** brightness up on my TV to see anything.
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Ahriman
Guest
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Well Darkness is in the name, you should've seen it coming.
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Z911
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Two weeks later after finding out her grandfather got caught in the giant slushy machine, Alex finds that the fireplace is still burning despite no one feeding it.
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Z911
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"A grand piano stands here, awaiting the hands of a decent musician. Unfortunately, Edward never really lived up to that description, and as such, the piano fell into disuse."
I misread "piano" as plane somehow and thought Edward was so bad that he caused a fatal plane crash.
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Z911
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"A globe cradled in a wooden frame, its glossy surface is painted in the likeness of an ancient map. A lens is situated in the northern hemisphere, above a label reads: "There be dragons here."
I sure hope there'll be dragons, because this game's starting to bore me.
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Z911
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Well this isn't looking good for the game, because I already have no clue what to do. I got this key from some radio or playbox or whatever and I've looked all throughout the mansion and got nothing.
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