I think everyone would be better off not hearing the voices of this site's members. Their typing style won't translate well to spoken word.
I can change my voice to fit my typing style.... Though I do seem to stop talking mid sentence.... But continue with a revised version of the rest.... And I really do pack my words with sexual implications....
It'd only fail if you've been reading it wrong.... Though judging from you reactions you have.... Although I'm sure you either give give words an American accent or some crappy "brittish" one.... Stop that already....