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« on: 26 December, 2010, 11:16:19 pm »

between Batman with planning, Bugs Bunny after being antagonized by everyone involved in this, post-spinach Popeye, Rocky after an inspirational training montage, Genesis-era Super Sonic with 999 rings, a five bad band of SNK bosses including the 2002 version of Omega Rugal, Johan from Rage of the Dragons, Gold EX Sol-Badguy, Magneto, and Neowave Geese, the Jaquio from Ninja Gaiden with no screen for his fireballs to fly outside of, pre-crisis Superman, and the Hulk after losing a long game of Monopoly...
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« Reply #1 on: 26 December, 2010, 11:18:08 pm »

Post-spinach Popeye dominates, no contest.
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« Reply #2 on: 26 December, 2010, 11:20:16 pm »

Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagaan defeats all of them.
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« Reply #3 on: 26 December, 2010, 11:59:58 pm »

Rocky is the only one who defeats them... in time.

Think about it, Batman becomes a crotchety old man whose pissed off that he can't wear the cowl anymore and continue reminding everyone that his parents are DEEEEEEEAAAAAAAD. Sonic, being a hedgehog, has a 5 year life expectancy. Same for Bugs Bunny. The SNK bosses would all eventually kill each other, Rugal coming out on top and then retiring to his mansion before likely killing himself because he's his only worthy adversary left. Sol-Badguy continues living in a nuclear wasteland of a post-apocalyptic future where war is probably a form of currency by now. Magneto loses his powers in the stupidest way possible. Twice. Jaquio is either defeated by a man in a one-piece leather suit, so essentially a man swimming in his own juices, or gets control over... demonic powers to... does he even know what his own goddamn motivation is? The Ninja Gaiden Wiki doesn't! Pre-Crisis Superman is doomed to be retconned until nothing remains of him. Neowave Geese and Johan are to fade into obscurity because I sure as hell don't know who they are. Hulk is going to be well... Hulk for the rest of Bruce Banners life, destined to be a miserable killing machine for all time. And I'll give Popeye three years before he dies of kidney failure caused by oxalic acid poisoning in a time period where they're still using peg legs.

Rocky on the other hand, happily retires with a little bistro of his own, a son that comes to respect him, and enough titles under his belt to be happy with his accomplishments.

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« Reply #4 on: 27 December, 2010, 02:36:21 am »

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« Reply #5 on: 27 December, 2010, 03:04:32 am »

Yukari Yakumo, no contest.
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« Reply #6 on: 27 December, 2010, 11:44:28 am »

Rocky is such a loser.
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« Reply #7 on: 28 December, 2010, 12:43:36 pm »

SUDDENLY.


Brock Sampson after being hit by a truck, Ridley while holding onto a Metroid jar in a space station, Hulk Hogan after hulking up, Spiritomb with Wonder Guard, Lu Bu at Hu Lao Gate, and an evil lawn gnome appear.
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« Reply #8 on: 28 December, 2010, 12:53:28 pm »

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« Reply #9 on: 28 December, 2010, 01:13:10 pm »

Spiritomb with Wonder Guard gets hits by Toxic and dies in a matter of turns.
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« Reply #10 on: 28 December, 2010, 01:17:27 pm »

And yet none of his foes has Toxic, let alone any poison moves. And if they use Pokemon against him, then it wouldn't be Brock/Ridley/etc. vs. Spiritomb.
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« Reply #11 on: 28 December, 2010, 01:25:15 pm »

Almost everything can use Toxic.
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« Reply #12 on: 28 December, 2010, 01:39:24 pm »

But Ridely can't learn any TMs...
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« Reply #13 on: 28 December, 2010, 01:42:31 pm »

Maybe he can. Have you ever tried using one on him?
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« Reply #14 on: 28 December, 2010, 01:43:55 pm »

Yes, I know this because he's too intelligent and wishes to not partake in these cheesy topics.
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