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I've been home with my sister as she watches reality shows all day

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« on: 30 December, 2010, 07:05:18 pm »

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD KILL ME!!!

KILLLLLLL MEEEEEEEEE!
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« Reply #1 on: 30 December, 2010, 07:06:24 pm »

*Stops sharpening ax*

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« Reply #2 on: 30 December, 2010, 07:09:54 pm »

*Slams his face against a wall*

I can't take it anymore man!

I... I just can't.

She's been sitting next to me all day! She's sitting there right now and she doesn't even notice that I'm writing this! She's gone man, gone! She's just sitting there, watching women give manicures to a gay guy for fabulous prizes. No offense to gay people, but that is the actual goddamn show we're watching right now.

I... I...

*Incoherent weeping*
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« Reply #3 on: 30 December, 2010, 07:16:57 pm »

There is only one thing you can do now.

No pants. No underwear. Crazy Train. Speakers at 11.

AIR GUITAR
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« Reply #4 on: 30 December, 2010, 07:44:21 pm »

http://newssbb.smfforfree3.com/index.php/board,10.0.html
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« Reply #5 on: 31 December, 2010, 11:14:05 am »

G.T.L.
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« Reply #6 on: 31 December, 2010, 01:05:58 pm »

G.T.L.
GTL? Get The Liquor?

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Yeah that'll work.
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« Reply #7 on: 31 December, 2010, 01:13:20 pm »

Considering that you didn't just do something else, I think that this is a symptom of a severe mental illness. The only prescription that I could assign you is a bullet and a revolver; the matter of who is given the dosage is up to you.
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« Reply #8 on: 31 December, 2010, 01:34:10 pm »

Considering that you didn't just do something else, I think that this is a symptom of a severe mental illness. The only prescription that I could assign you is a bullet and a revolver; the matter of who is given the dosage is up to you.
I have a couple computer games. But I think I'll take the prescription anyway.
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« Reply #9 on: 31 December, 2010, 09:34:17 pm »

Considering that you didn't just do something else, I think that this is a symptom of a severe mental illness. The only prescription that I could assign you is a bullet and a revolver; the matter of who is given the dosage is up to you.

*Sets bullet on gun*

Work....Come on you stupid thing!
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Aww yeah!
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« Reply #10 on: 31 December, 2010, 11:43:13 pm »

fuckin' guidos
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« Reply #11 on: 01 January, 2011, 10:18:30 am »

**** that **** show.
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« Reply #12 on: 01 January, 2011, 12:15:37 pm »

**** yeah that **** show!

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« Reply #13 on: 01 January, 2011, 02:06:45 pm »

Considering that you didn't just do something else, I think that this is a symptom of a severe mental illness. The only prescription that I could assign you is a bullet and a revolver; the matter of who is given the dosage is up to you.

*Sets bullet on gun*

Work....Come on you stupid thing!

Apply directly to the forehead.
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