This is after the third dungeon....So you know....
That part at the temple of time was pretty cool.... I liked that you could choose what to say when to jumped in to save Impa.... Picked the late option.... Felt pretty damn good.... Delivered like a true hero....
And Groose trying to tag along was pretty funny.... I'm staring to like the guy.... But Cawlin can go **** himself.... He's a **** and a kiss ass.... And Karane is better off with Pipit....
I kinda don't like how you can't play just anything with the harp.... I was hoping it'd be like the ocarina and you could play whatever where you want.... But I'm sure it'll have it's uses somehow....
I just got past the part where you beat up The Imprisoned myself. When I first saw that thing I was like "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!" But then I saw it's legs and I lol'd. And then I saw it's toes and I lol'd some more. Seriously, the villains in this game are just so ridiculous it removes every element of terror about them. Ghirahim is a gay rapist who does these stupid stances while he's talking to you, and The Imprisoned is...yeah.So today I started off my day by beating the fu
ck out of Ghirahim. He wasn't too hard, after I figured out how to misdirect him and knock his projectiles back at him blah blah shield stuff. The Beetle's one of the better tools to come out of Zelda.
So then it was off to
Death MounEldin Volcano. Hurr, moles. Fu
ck year bombs. Digging is cool. That gambling Minesweeper gets you SO MUCH MONEY. Knocking goblins down slopes was fun as all hell. HERP DERP
FIREEARTH TEMPLE, WHERE'D ALL THIS LAVA COME FROM. Those fu
cking Lizalfos were hard as fu
ck at first, but then I figured out that hitting them with a Skyward Strike after they jump back before they attack knocks 'em down for an easy Fatal Blow. Rolling around on the eye was interesting, but slow. Indiana Jones time.
Scaldera's actually pretty easy, but you're going to need to load up on bombs at least one time. And when you do, those fireballs are going to hurt you. But then you beat it and it's time for Impa to be something of a bi
And then Lanayru. Sweet God this place takes SO MUCH FUCKING TIME. Hurr, teeny little robots. Screw quicksand and the horse it rode in on. Beetle Bomber is cool as all get out. Urgh, time for a temple WITH MORE QUICKSAND. Time stuff is cool though. The Bag of Winds is fun. Arachnos was actually kind of easy, since he telegraphed how I'd have to swing to hurt his claw eyes. It was annoying having to chase him down in the sand though.
And yeah, when I met Impa I said the late thing too. It's absolutely the most badass thing possible to say at that moment.By the way, given that Ghirahim's so...fruity. I redid his title.
GHIRAHIM
DEMON (GAY)LORD
