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« on: 23 November, 2011, 02:49:39 pm »

"i named my hard drive "dat ass" so every month my computer asks me to back dat ass up"
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« Reply #1 on: 23 November, 2011, 03:35:01 pm »

That's quite amusing.
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« Reply #2 on: 23 November, 2011, 06:56:38 pm »

That's quite comical, old boy.
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« Reply #3 on: 23 November, 2011, 10:35:57 pm »

oboyoboyoboy new useless posters
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« Reply #4 on: 24 November, 2011, 03:12:28 am »

Actually he's not new at all....
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« Reply #5 on: 17 December, 2011, 06:28:11 pm »

oboyoboyoboy new useless posters

Go **** yourself!
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« Reply #6 on: 17 December, 2011, 06:37:27 pm »

Oh you....
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« Reply #7 on: 17 December, 2011, 06:51:33 pm »

Unfortunately, I've not yet found a female version of myself, and the possibility of cloning is still decades in the future.
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« Reply #8 on: 17 December, 2011, 08:32:21 pm »

salty expects nothing less than himself in women
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« Reply #9 on: 17 December, 2011, 08:34:18 pm »

salty expects nothing less than himself in women
well it's not like I'm going to **** a male version of myself. I'm not gay after all
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« Reply #10 on: 18 December, 2011, 10:35:36 am »

Well seeing as cloning would be incest and you can't clone anyway you may as we just impregnate a hot woman and when she gives birth to a girl leave her and take the baby raise her to be like you and hope that she'll love you in the end.... Though to avoid incest altogether you could adopt.... And I have to agree I like the sound of the later part.... Hmmm....
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« Reply #11 on: 18 December, 2011, 12:25:25 pm »

Every single time I think I'm fucked up, along comes ESH...
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« Reply #12 on: 18 December, 2011, 12:54:23 pm »

Isn't it great knowing whatever you do you'll never be creepier than me.... Just think of the uses for knowing such information alone.... You could do some really creepy **** with someone and when they start to get creeped out show them something I've said/done and you'll look normal.... You could get away with so much....

Works for me too because they don't know that I'm me...
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« Reply #13 on: 18 December, 2011, 01:17:03 pm »

*SHLICKT*
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« Reply #14 on: 19 December, 2011, 03:33:22 pm »

*stern stare*
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