I practice violence with my fists!
The only man able to watch three episodes of HOTD back to back to back without being intoxicated!
The only man able to DDT Kevin Nash back into existence!
The only man able to convince women that pads are better than tampons.
I am..SHEN WOO.
Zack Ryder got his catchphrase from me!!! WOO WOO WOO!!
Hsien-Ko was originally supposed to be Hsien Woo. Capcom wanted to parody ME in Darkstalkers. I don't know how they got that zombie **** out of me though.
I was originally supposed to be the protagonist of Deus Ex: Human RevoWOOSHEN, but I let that other guy have the role because of his constant whining about his bull****, underrated games.
Did you know that Playstation got their name because of a condom commercial of mine? The three steps of inevitable sex? Play-Stay-Shen??? Then they had to parody me further for Playstation 2 in my second commercial in which there was a fourth step called Woo. Play-Stay-Shen-Woo. Play-Station-Two. Conspiracy? Inception?
NinSHENdo Woo? To add insult to injury they have the nerve to call their next system the Wii U? Are you kidding me?
I even started the Woo Tang Clan back when they were hype.
Shen Bandiwoot?
ShamWow? More like ShenWoow!!
Shennie the Wooh?
WOO WOO WOO. YOU KNOW IT. SHEN WOO UP IN THIS ISH, BOI!
Agreed.
