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« Reply #15 on: 03 August, 2007, 06:25:47 pm » |
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It'll only take 2
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« Reply #16 on: 03 August, 2007, 06:27:34 pm » |
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oh? it's that short?
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« Reply #17 on: 03 August, 2007, 06:27:51 pm » |
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This isn't the one we're quoting... but it's still funny as hell!
"Harry had always thought he'd meet his death at the hands of Voldemort, so imagine his surprise when the doctors told him he that was HIV positive."
Frankie's the best! AND he's Scottish! :3
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« Reply #18 on: 03 August, 2007, 06:32:58 pm » |
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The british are the best at comedy and music! ... americans are good at copying people
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« Reply #19 on: 03 August, 2007, 06:37:44 pm » |
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Found the one we're quoting from!
"Harry looked at his magical adventures very differently now that he had been diagnosed as a schizophrenic."
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« Reply #20 on: 03 August, 2007, 06:42:31 pm » |
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Harry thought of his adventures very differently when he learned he was a schizoprenic.
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« Reply #21 on: 03 August, 2007, 06:45:17 pm » |
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That's the spirit!
"'Show us where Dumbledore touched you.' said the judge. 'Show us on the doll.'"
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« Reply #22 on: 03 August, 2007, 06:47:33 pm » |
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Staring into his own spectles Harry thought "I can summon a centaur, but I can't fix my astigatisim"
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the poncho
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« Reply #23 on: 03 August, 2007, 07:25:04 pm » |
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"I'm sorry Harry, I'm pregnant. And its your baby." *long pause* said Professor McGonagal.
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« Reply #24 on: 04 August, 2007, 01:37:34 am » |
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"Don't you see Harry, with our wands we won't need rahipnol."
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« Reply #25 on: 04 August, 2007, 07:18:26 pm » |
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"Don't worry Hermione, I'll fix it. Chlamydia disappearo!"
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« Reply #26 on: 12 August, 2007, 11:49:49 am » |
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Mock the Week is the best show EVAR!! Is series 5 up on youtube yet? "I wouldn't be surprised if Rowlings next book is just called: "Prffff..." "Chapter 1: a man did a thing..." "Then Harry said something, Hermione said something... Ah, who cares? I'm minted!"
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