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« on: 16 August, 2007, 02:45:47 pm »

*User Story I made a long time ago, decided to post it up here and finish it later. What do ya think?*

Narrator: Welcome to Gamefaqs, a place where friends talk and bond with each other over games and fun. Here is the Super Smash Bros Brawl Board, or SSBB, where Main_Guy will begin his journey through life, death, and cannibalism.

*MG enters board*

MG: Hello? Anybody here? I was hoping I could talk to some Smash Brothers fans! … Uh… I was hoping I could share some opinions!

Voice: OPINIONS ARE FORBIDDEN IN THE LAND OF THE GENERAL BOARD!

*Tribe of GBers surrounds MG*

GB Guy: Welcome to Gamefaqs!

MG: Well thanks I-

GB Guy: SILENCE! Here in the land of the General Board, there are rules that you must follow!

*Takes out scroll*

GB Guy: For the next two months, you shall be addressed as “noob”. We call you this to show your noobish stature… and to make us feel a little better about ourselves.

Tribe: HORAY FOR IMPORTANCE!

GB Guy: 2nd rule, every opinion you make shall end with you being flamed and humiliated!

MG: Why?

GB Guy: BECAUSE OPINIONS ALWAYS CAUSE HATRED!

MG: Really? …Sonic should be in Brawl!

*Tribe yells in anger*

MG: …O.K. Sonic shouldn’t be in Brawl!

*Tribe still yells in anger*

MG: Wow… that is creepy. Anything else I should know?

GB Guy: That’s just the beginning!

*SONG*

Good topics will be anger fueled,
Bad grammar will be ridiculed;
we’ll cram all of these rules right in your head!

RP topic and we’ll let you pass,
Like Geno and we’ll kick your ass,
When we’re done with you you’ll wish that you were dead.

We know you’re not that sold,
But just be bold,
Oh the stories you will tell…

So stick with us,
That you can trust!
It’s our own personal hell!

MG: WHAT!?!?

GBG: Ha ha, just kidding. But really!

Start fads and you will be no fun,
Follow fads, you’re number one!
It’s disturbing and weird but it is home!

We’ll make your temper very thin,
But treat you like a brotherin,
As long as through those woods you do not roam!

MG: What woods?

*GBG blocks woods from vision*

We know you’re not that sold,
But just be bold,
Oh the stories you will tell…

So stick with us,
That you can trust!
It’s our own personal hell!

MG: That’s the second time you said that…

GBG: I get hooked on the joke!

*GBG continues singing, MG sings in mind*

Wow this really is a pain,
These people are obviously insane,
They need help like Rosie O’Donnell needs baked goods.

These people really give me fear,
What the hell am I doing here?
I’ll take my chances in the dark mysterious woods!

*MG runs to woods, GBG and Tribe continue singing*

So stick with us,
That you can trust!
It’s our OWN PER-SON-AL HEEEEEEEEELLLLLL!!!!!!

*Looks around*

GBG: Damnit! That’s the third one today! Well, back to fighting…

*GBers go back to General Board duties*

*MG is wondering through woods*

MG: Ah… why’d I even go through here? I’m going to die in these damn woods! I wish I wasn’t alone.

*Rustling is heard*

MG: AH! Never mind, I like being alone!

*More rustling*

MG: What’s in that bush?

*Rustling is louder, MG goes to bush. An unknown figure wrestles with him for a long time, he then disappears from sight.*

MG: *Gasps of breath* Where did he go?

*Killer_Spatula leans over MG’s head.*

KS: Hiah!

MG: AH! What are you doing?

KS: Perching on your head.

MG: …why!?!?

KS: Where else would I perch, the trees? To high if you ask me…

MG: Who are you?

KS: The name is Killer Spatula. I don’t kill and I’m not a spatula, but my parents were kind of nutty.

*KS shakes MG’s hand*

MG: Well, I’m Main Guy… where did you come from? And can you please get off my head?

*KS gets off head*

KS: I come from the Social Board, where else?

MG: Social Board? What’s that?

KS: You don’t know what the Social Board is? Here, I’ll show ya!

*KS pulls back some bushes; the Social Board is seen with many happy people talking to each other. A headless figure approaches them.*

MMH: Excuse me fellas, have you seen my head?

KS: Not today Missing! There are more important things going on!

MMH: Oh, O.K.

*MMH walks away, Callous walks toward them*

LC: Who’s the noob?

KS: Oh this is Main Guy; I was going to show him around.

LC: YOU? Please… he should learn from the most important board member of all!

MG: Who’s that?

LC: Me, Lord Callous. Let me spread a little light…

*SONG*

Info was shown and trolls had sassed,
Members lived and fads had passed,
This place is much more than you can see!

Housecall, Blue, and Proto Guy,
Devi, Blaid, and NBI…
Out of all the members you seek,
The most remarkable one is…

*Giant LC sign drops from behind*

ME!

Magic was O.K I guess,
He was put on the regular express,
But there was still one person that gave him stress,
It was C-A-L-L-O-U-S!

I’m great to meet!
I’m just so neat!
I mean, people practically worship the ground under my feet!
There is no fee,
You simply see,
This is the song that is all about me!

People walk down town through and through,
See me and say,

marioman: Who the hell are you?

He’s just kidding, don’t worry dude,
He’s also crazy, silly noob!

I’m great to meet!
I’m just so neat!
I mean, people practically worship the ground under my feet!
There is no fee,
You simply see,
This is the song that is all about me!

My popularness is 10 feet tall,
Others can just suck my-

*Not in song*

Phoenix Ruler: Hey guys!

LC: TROLL! *Shrieks like little girl and runs away*

*Various users run away screaming*

MG: What? Troll!?!

KS: Forget it man! RUN!

Mario Man Revived: I’m sick and tired of him!

Koover:  DON’T DO IT MAN! IT’S NOT WORTH IT!

MMR: Phoenix, go **** yourself!

*MMR disintegrates*

MG: What happened!?!?

KS: Later! Now run!!

*The members all run*

*All members are in the safe house*

MG: …What was that!?

KS: A troll, one of them anyway… they **** members off to the point of censer bypassing.

MG: So if you swear… the trolls will kill you?

 KS: It wasn’t the trolls, it was-

*Omegakiller bangs on podium with hammer*

OK: Hey! HEY! This meeting has been called to order! The trolls are over filling the board and we need to do something about it! Now who knows how to stop this!

*Cjlink raises his hand*

CJ: O.K… we get a giant net, and CATCH all of the trolls!

OK: …right…. Anyone have a sane idea? How about the German kid?

Just eat it: Damnit! I’m from New Zealand!

OK: Oh, then some help you are!

MG: Um, hey! Why are trolls are problem? Why do people disitigrate?

Charmy Bee: Ha ha, silly noob…

OK: Silence Bee or I’ll tear your wings off again! ... *sigh* our mod is the one that bans us. Swearing is a sin in the Social Board.

MG: Why doesn’t somebody just go up there and tell the mod that he’s banning the wrong people?

OK: Question The Missing Link? Nobody has gone to see TML… ever!

MG: Well why not?

OK: WHY NOT!?!?!? … Hang on a sec…

*OK, CJ, CB, Metal Metroid, Red Game Boy, and uda Ozzy huddle*

Ozzy: This noob wants to kill himself!

RGB: He’s a nutcase!

OK: Hang on people; we can use this to our advantage! If word gets out that he is out to destroy the trolls, the trolls will follow him and give us time to make a real plan!

CJ: Yeah! Get our net ready!

OK: … right…

MM: Wait a minute, we can’t just send him alone though!

OK: I guess you’re right… not realistic enough… we’ll send a few members then. Him, some others, and the Mexican kid.

JEI: New Zealand!

OK: Whatever.

CB: Will it work?

OK: It’s bullet proof!

*Group turns back around*

OK: So you are the hero in the prophesy!

MG: Huh?

CB: Yeah! You were sent to us to go find TML!

MG: Me? No way, I think a regular should-

RGB: We’ll send you a team, we know you can do it hero! After all…

SONG

(By RGB, MM, CB, OK, CJ, and UO)

You can do it!
Nothing to it!
We’re not trying to be rude.

Find a way!
Save the day!
Get your ass out there ya stupid noob!

UO:

We were told that one day,
A hero would come!
Now that you’re here,
There’s no way we are dumb!

You are the hero,
To bring us out of hell!
Now you shall go on a quest,
Now go find TML!
You can do it!
Nothing to it!
We’re not trying to be rude.
   
Find a way!
Save the day!
Get your ass out there ya stupid noob!

CB:

Creed, blank, Phoenix, Kube,
That’s the league of trolls!
Making us all suffer,
That is their main goals!

You’ll travel through Gamefaqs,
Oh the sites you’ll see!
And you will be successful,
Im my name isn’t charmy bee!

You can do it!
Nothing to it!
We’re not trying to be rude.
   
Find a way!
Save the day!
Get your ass out there ya stupid noob!

MM:

I know it doesn’t make sence now,
But soon I know it will.
Through this adventure,
Your blood rate will fill!

RGB:

Please don’t be sad now,
Please don’t be upset,
You will now be a hero…

CJ: So I can go work on my net!

*All singers slap CJ on the head*

You can do it!
Nothing to it!
We’re not trying to be rude.
   
Find a way!
Save the day!
Get your ass out there ya stupid noob!

Narrator: And so Main Guy made a team of members to help him on the quest to find TML, they were…

Spat, the Killer.

Fooby, the Kamikaze

Lumines, the god

SA2, the foot hunter

Dizi, the Dark (Watcher: *Gasp!* RACIST!)

911, the thug

Cube, the Cubed

Shyguy, the Green

Jawoooooooooo, the ooooooo

Snake, the serpent

Random, the guy

Jake, the Gamefreak

Nic Uberpwnage, the banned from the internet

Ermine, the Silver

Penguin, the penguin

Penguinish, the not as penguin as Penguin

TBizzle, the real

Koover, the oven mitt holder

Luigi, the Kong

Just eat it, the French (Damnit, I’m from New Zealand!)

And nintendude, the idiotic ugly self centered girly bum… he’s also a jackass.

Together, they were the march of users! Banned together to fight the troll rebelian! But will they succeed?

*They all walk into the sunset*

Narrator: So the 22 heroes were on their way to find TML

MG: So where exactly is the mod?

TBizzle: Probably around this gate.

911: I’ll get the gate keeper… HELLO!?!?!?

*MMH goes up to them*

MMH: Hey guys, have any of you seen my head?

KS: Damnit, you followed us?

MMH: Well, I thought maybe TML could find my head!

SA2: But you’re a half! There can’t be 22.5 heroes! That’s the most random number in the world!

Random: Well, actually…

Guy in Gate Tower: WHO IS THERE!

Lumines: Um… hey tower guy! We are heroes sent to find the mod and bring peace to the board! May we pass your gate?

Tower Guy: NOOOO!!

MG: Well maybe we can just…

TG: NOOOOOOO!!!!

Dizi: Can’t you just-

*Yamata comes out of tower*

YD: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Penguin: But you have to understand! We need to go across to save people’s lives!

Penguinish: Just look at MMR!

*MMR is getting coffee*

MMR: Um… this is awkward…

*Kills himself*

YD: THE ANSWER IS STILL NO!!

Nic: Can’t you say anything else but no?!?

YD: Er… NO!

*Closes tower door*

MG: Well, looks like we need a new plan…

Narrator: As the Heroes plotted to get across the gate, the League of Trolls were plotting against them…

*Table of trolls is shown*

Creed: So the members want to play against the big leagues huh?

RoyRules: I say we kill them!

PR: Slice their heads off!

Kube: Wait wait WAIT!!! We need to send a few at a time, don’t waste time people!

Blank: Right… Kube go make their lives horrible! Roy, Creed, Phoenix, go back to the board and destroy the others!

Kube: What about you and Nergan?

Nergan: Oh um… we’ll stay here and watch the base.

FC: O.K then, see you guys later.

*FC, RR, WK, and PR leave*

Blank: They’re finally gone!

Nergan: Finally! I missed you so much Blanky!

*They hug*

Blank: Oh Nergy, you make my heart want to jump up and sing to the heavens!

Nergan: And the same with you, my love!

Blank: Nergan being with you makes we feel… feel…

Nergan: What!?!?

SONG

You make me feel like I actually have a soul,
My heart really feels full,
Everything else just seems dull.

But with you…
I feel evil again!

Both:

You may have just hurled,
Your stomachs curled,
But I feel like the luckiest
Jackass in the world…

It may seem tart,
We’ll never part!
And I feel…
Like there’s a “Bow Chicka Wow Wow” in my heart!

Nergan:

I remember when we met, you were perfect for me!
You as big a jerk as could be,
Me making fun of Devi.

And with you…
I feel like making some fads together!

Both:

You may have just hurled,
Your stomachs curled,
But I feel like the luckiest
Jackass in the world…

It may seem tart,
We’ll never part!
And I feel…
Like there’s a “Bow Chicka Wow Wow” in my heart!

And now there’s no one around,
You’ve put me in a vex,
Now come over here,
Let’s have some-

RR: *Comes in* Sorry, I forgot my coat.

Blank and Nergan: CHETOES! Let’s have some Chetoes! …yeah…

*Back to the gate, night time*

Fooby: Are you sure it will work?

Random: Positive! This works all of the time!

*Random rings the doorbell, they all run except for LK, who trips*

LK: Ouch! Help me!!!

*Yamata opens door*

YD: …hello?

LK: Um… hi.

YD: Can I help you?

LK: Um… uh… Would you like to hear about the Church of the Latter-day Saints!?!?

YD: N… sure.

LK: Huh!?

YD: I want to hear about it.

LK: Um… O.K… so there was a man named John Mormon and… uh… one day Morgan Freeman came down from heaven to see them…

*The other heroes climb over the gate*

JW: Cmon! Cmon! Let’s go!

*They all get over*

LK: So then he awakes and ends up with Jennifer Aniston.

YD: That’s good, so that is it?

LK: Um… well one day Steve Carell wanted more money…

MG: LUIGI!

LK: And now I need to go. Goodbye!

*LK runs over the gate, missing YD firing shots at him.*

Narrator: Meanwhile, the SSBB board was getting ready for their ingenious attack against the trolls.

OK: IS THE NET READY!?!?!?

*All members are around giant net*

CJ: YEAH!!!!

OK: EXCELLENT! NOW THE TROLLS WILL NEVER-

*Roy, Creed, and Phoenix appear*

RR: AHA! You thought you could escape the league of trolls!?!? Well now we’ll show you what you are dealing with! ATTACK!!!!!

*Flash forward to Creed, Roy, and Phoenix caught in net.*

SuperMarioLink: Well, that was easy, why the hell didn’t we do that before?

OK: I don’t know… but we need to do something with these trolls! Something that will intelligently pay back for all of the members lost!

*Silence*

MarioMan: Let’s kick em!

*All of the members scream “Yeah!” and continue to kick the trolls*

*The 22.5 heroes are walking through a jungle*

MG: Where are we now?

Ermine: I don’t know, I never went this far before…

KS: Well I don’t like the feeling of…

*Rope snags KS by foot*

STS: GASP! IT’S THE FOREST OF KILLER ROPES! RUN!!!

*Ropes snag all of the members, a tribe comes and hangs them upside-down by a pole, carrying them away*

Tribe: Yum yum yum yum Yum yum yum yum….

MMH: Excuse me, have any of you seen my head?

Tribe: QUIET FOOD! Savor yourself for deliciousness! … *Looks over at JEI* I never had Italian before…

JEI: IM FROM NEW ZE-

Tribe: SILENCE!

*Tribe goes to camp ground, where the members are thrown into a pot.*

Tribe member: AND NOW PRESENTING… THE LEADER!!!

*All tribe people bow to leader guy, who sits in giant chair*

Leader Guy: WHO DARES ENTER THE BOARD OF THE TP!

GreenShyGuy: The… TP Board?

LG: CORRECT! You must be from the SSBB! That makes you extra delicious!

Tribe: Yum yum yum yum…

Cube: Delicious? But think of the wildlife!

*Tribe begins putting spices into pot*

Nic: Dude… worst hot tube ever!

SA2: What do we do?

Koover: Um… uh… I got it! Does this pot have an echo?

MG: I don’t know, why would it…

*Koover faces pot side*

Koover: ITS COLD AND WET OUTSIDE!!!

*All members and tribe members look confused. Suddenly, Eckoman parachutes down with a guitar*

Koover: PUT YOUR HEAD IN THE WATER! NOW!

*The members do so, Eckoman sings*

SONG

You had my heart, and we'll never be worlds apart
Maybe in magazines but you'll still be my star
Baby 'cause in the dark you can't see shiny cars
And that's when you need me there
With you I'll always share because

When the sun shine we'll shine together
Told you I'll be here forever
Said I'll always be your friend
Took an oath, I'mma stick it out 'til the end
Now that it's raining more than ever know that we'll still have eachother
You can stand under my umbrella
You can stand under my umbrella (ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella (ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella (ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella (ella ella eh eh eh eh eh-eh)

These fancy things will never come in between
You're apart of my entity
Here for infinity
When the war has took his part
When the world has delt it's card
If the hand is hard together we'll mend your heart because

When the sun shine we'll shine together
Told you I'll be here forever
Said I'll always be your friend
Took an oath, I'mma stick it out 'til the end
Now that it's raining more than ever know that we'll still have eachother
You can stand under my umbrella
You can stand under my umbrella (ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella (ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella (ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella (ella ella eh eh eh eh eh-eh)

You can run into my arms
It's okay, don't be alarmed
Come into me
There's no distance in between our love
So gonna let the rain pour
I'll be all you need and more because

When the sun shine we'll shine together
Told you I'll be here forever
Said I'll always be your friend
Took an oath, I'mma stick it out 'til the end
Now that it's raining more than ever know that we'll still have eachother
You can stand under my umbrella
You can stand under my umbrella (ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella (ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella (ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella (ella ella eh eh eh eh eh-eh)

It's raining (raining)
Oh baby it's raining (raining)
Baby come into me
Come into me
It's raining (raining)
Oh baby it's raining (raining)
You can always come into me

*All of the tribe members died, 22.5 members emerge from water, ecko mysteriously disappears*

MG: Who was that?

Koover: Some say he’s a troll, some say he’s a friend, I say he is a man who wants to share is umbrella… through the sound of a horrible song.

*They all get out of the pot*
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« Reply #1 on: 16 August, 2007, 02:46:33 pm »

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« Reply #2 on: 16 August, 2007, 03:48:18 pm »

YAY! IT'S BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!  Grin

I love being the first user introduced.  Grin Grin Grin
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« Reply #3 on: 16 August, 2007, 07:08:24 pm »

Cool nintendude!
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« Reply #4 on: 16 August, 2007, 08:46:14 pm »

Awesome, i probably would've done something similar to what I did in tha one scene in real life. Cheesy
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« Reply #5 on: 16 August, 2007, 11:01:52 pm »

Does this mean you are going to continue the story or what?
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« Reply #6 on: 17 August, 2007, 06:18:26 pm »

Narrator: Meanwhile, at the troll hideout...

*Blank and Nergan are drinking champagine*

Nergan: Oh yes, everything is going to plan.

Blank: As soon as the others get back, the 6 of us will rule the board!

Nergan: You mean the two of us!

Blank: What do you mean by that?

Nergan: Well, I've taken precautions to make sure that we are the sole rulers of the Brawl Board! I happen to know that the board has been working on this new "net" technology...

*Shows users still kicking the net*

RoyRules: Um, don't you think that that's enough kicking?

CM: Um... not yet.

*Continue kicking, TV comes on in background*

TV: And now back to "Courage the Cowardly Dog"!

Link Cable: BREAK TIME!

*Users leave while trolls are still hanging in the net*

*Back to Blank and Nergan*

Nergan: And I gave Kube the complete wrong directions, I don't even know where the hell he is!

*Shows Kube somewhere else*

Kube: BWAH HA HA! I HAVE YOU NOW... Where ever you are... hello?

Guy 1: Hey!

Kube: HA HA HA! I FOUND YOU NOW, AND NOW YOU WILL-

Guy 1: Who's turn is it?

Kube: Um... huh?

Guy 2: Go Wiz

Guy 3: GO!

Guy 4: GO MAN!

Kube: WHAT'S GOING ON!?!?

Guy 3: Kick?

Guy 1: Yeah.

Guy 3: 5

Guy 3: 4

Guy 3: 3

Guy 2: TESTICLES!

Guy 1: PIANIST!

Guy 3: 2

Guy 3: 1

Kube: WHAT MONSTEROUS PLACE HAVE I TRAVELED TO!?!?!!?!?!?

*Kube is sent into dimension, where he dies*

Guy 4: Great, now let's keep playing.

*They continue to play mini-golf*

*Back to Blank and Nergan*

Nergan: Don't you see? We are the only one's left! And what those idiot noobs don't know is that once they find TML, we'll know where he is so we can take his place and DESTROY GAMEFAQS!!!

Blank: Nerg, you make me so hot when you talk world destruction!

Nergan: As do I when you listen! Cheeto?

Blank: You betcha!

*Nergan leaps up*

Narrator: This scene was cut for your pure enjoyment and will to live, we appologize for the incovienience.

*Cut to the 22.5, marching up a mountain*

MMH: Wait... the scent... the feeling... the promise in my heart... I FOUND IT!

MG: What?

Spat: TML?

Lumines: The Hideout?

Sasori: The link to my site, Brawler's Paradise?

NTDude: Where did you come from? GET OUT OF MY STORY!

Sasori: FINE! BE THAT WAY!

*Sasori leaves*

MMH: No, my head! It's here, I can feel it!

*MMH runs up, everyone else following, up to the peek of the hill. He places an object on his head.*

MMH: FINALLY! I AM FOREVER KNOWN AS MY REAL NAME, NOT MISSING MY HEAD!!!

Jawo: ...that's a watermelon, jackass.

Fooby: Hey, what's that?

MMH: What's what?

*Shows a heaven-like scenery change right behind MMH, complete with roman columns, clouds, and an invisible choir singing*

LuigiKong: Oh... My... Mod.

TML: Y Hallo Thar.

*TML approaches them*

TML: I'm The Missing Link.

Random: Hey, maybe you can help us. We're looking for this guy named TML, maybe you could-

*All look at him*

Random: ...oh.

MG: TML, we've come a long way to ask you to help us banish the trolls of our board!

TML: Troll? Why, there's no such thing! And even if there is, they're just fooling around. No need to take action!

MMR: Pfft... yeah, and I'm pregnant.

TML: THAT SOUNDS LIKE FAD TALK BOY!

*TML smites MMR*

Jake: Well, you gotta do somthing! I mean, have you looked at our board lately?

TML: Well, not lately. I've just expected that everything is going O.K and-

*Looks through telescope*

TML: SWEET CJAYC!! WHAT'VE I DONE!?!?!?!

Ermine: See?

TML: I have to fix this! I can't do it from here though, I need to go down there, and deal with the trolls myself!

Koover: Really? But you haven't gone down there since the great GB sticky crisis!

TML: Well...

*SONG*

I may not be a miricle man,
I may not be your pap,
I may not be your Super Man,
But I can kill you in a snap!

*Refrain*

I'm sorry for not listening,
I'm not that quick to pass,
But O.K, I'm getting up.
Let's kick some trolling-ass!

I'm sorry that I treated you,
Some friendships I must mend.
I've banned Green and Call, and J-E-I,
Your so called Arab Friend (Im from New Zealand!)

I'm sorry for not listening,
I'm not that quick to pass,
But O.K, I'm getting up.
Let's kick some trolling-ass!

Why am I singing?
Or am I speaking rhyme?
Time could be spent traveling!
Let's waste it with dance time!

*Dance Number*

(>'_')> <('_'<) (>'_')> <('_'<)
I'm sorry for not listening,
I'm not that quick to pass,
But O.K, I'm getting up.
Let's kick some trolling-ass!

*They all leave*
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« Reply #7 on: 17 August, 2007, 06:59:09 pm »

*applauds*
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« Reply #8 on: 17 August, 2007, 07:03:03 pm »

*Bows*
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« Reply #9 on: 17 August, 2007, 09:52:31 pm »

Alright, I'm gonna finish this thing tomorrow. Then I might actually start a new story. Maybe, maybe not.
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« Reply #10 on: 18 August, 2007, 10:35:20 pm »

Nice, Random's line was funny.
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« Reply #11 on: 18 August, 2007, 11:23:05 pm »

Narrator: And so, TML and the 22.5 regulars arrived at the Social Board, ready to restore order. Until...

TBizz: WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED HERE!?!?!?

*The Board seems completely destroyed, the other users in a giant net. Statues of Blank and Nergan are standing overhead.*

Dizi: No... way.

Voice: I'm afraid it IS the way that you are... going... and stuff...

*Blank and Nergan appear*

Blank: Well it looks like we didn't get ALL of the noobs in the place...

KS: YOU did this?

Nergan: I think the statues say it all Spat... we took over and formed an unstoppable alliance! We even a hired a guy to kill all the other trolls...

Clipper: They said that I could play with them!

TML: Hang on there guys, I'm in charge here, and I say this stops now!

*TML snaps his fingers, only Clipper disintigrates*

Blank: Well well well... you told on us? Well the jokes on you! A member cannot be banned for trolling unless admitting to it in the presence of a mod! Clipper killed, not us.

TML: Wha...Bu...damn! He's right!

Nergan: He's always right! Look at that sexy brain of his...

Blank: Oh come here you sexy bea-

SA2: Stop Stop STOP!!! We may not have the mods on our side, but we can still kick your ass!

*SA2 shoots Blank in the foot*

Nergan: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY BLANKY!?!?!?

*Nergan sends SA2 shooting backward. A whole brawl begins.*

Penguin: Ouch!

Nergan: Ack!

Spat: EAT CHUAUAS! (sp)

911: *Pulls out sword and swings it around* WAAA!!!

Blank: TAKE THIS!

MMH: Hey, my head! YOU GREW IT BACK!!! HA HA!

*911 decapitates MMH*

911: You O.K?

MMH: Don't talk to me.

Nergan: I can take the Canadian kid!

JEI: I... am... FROM... NEW ZEALAND!!!!

*JEI strangles Nergan*

Blank: Get off him!

*Blank wrestles JEI*

STS: Look out!

Cube: Coming through!

Nergan: You'll pay for that!

Ermine: Take that, Blank!!!

Koover: Ermine, Ermine, ERMINE!!!

*Ermine is biting Koovers leg*

Ermine: Oops, sorry.

Penguinish: Hey Nergan, take a break!

*Penguinish breaks Nergan's leg, it recovers*

Penguinish: Um... ew.

GSG: Who wants some!?!?

MMR: Where's the love?

*GSG cracks his neck*

Sir Silence: <_<. >_>. O_o

*The General Board, TP Board, BP board, and Halo 3 board appear.*

GB: Hey, that's our board to pick on!

TP: Food in trouble?

Halo 3: LETS KICK SOME ASS! YEAH!!!!!!!!

BP: We don't care, we're friggin awesome!

GB: Screw you Paradise.

*They all get in the Brawl, Nintendude finds a shotgun on the floor*

NTDude: Aha! Now I got you stupid trolls!

*NTDude shoots*

TML: OH MY GOD, YOU FRIGGIN SHOT ME!!!

NTDude: Uh oh.

TML: YOU KILLED ME YOU BASTARD! YOU KILLED THE FATE OF THE BOARD!!!

NTDude: Uh...

*Drops Shotgun and slowly walks away*

TML: Main Guy... come here...

*MG approaches TML*

MG: Yeah?

TML: The sign... the sign...

*He dies*

MG: The sign? ...

*Sees a sign next to his body*

MG: OF COURSE!

*The Brawl continues*

Blank: Say goodbye, Jawo'!

Jawo': ME!?!? Why not Jake?

GF Jake: What? No man, he said you!

Jawo': You!

GFJ: You!

MG: STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*MG runs to the battle scene, with the sign*

MG: GUYS! COME SEE THIS!

Nergan: Gasp! The sign! Followers, attack!

*Troll followers attack, tackling MG. He drags on still and, in the middle of the battlefield with one hand, stakes the sign in the ground*

Sign: DONT FEED THE TROLLS

Members: ...

Jawo': Seems reasonable.

GF Jake: So how are you guys?

KS: I'm good.

Blank: What's... happening!?!?!?

MG: You can't... troll... without being noticed.

Nergan: Impossible!

*The members keep talking, the board goes back to normal*

Blank: NO NO NO!!! THIS IS ALL WRONG!!!

Nergan: INCREDIBLY WRONG!!

Blank and Nergan: THIS IS ****ED UP!!!

*The clouds split open, CJayC appears*

CJC: GOOD GOD! DID SOMBODY JUST SAY A NAUGHTY WORD!?!?!?

*Members all point to Nergan and Blank*

Blank: Um... sorry?

*CJC disintigrates both of them*

*Not over yet, and no song, but I gotta go to bed.*


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« Reply #12 on: 19 August, 2007, 12:13:07 pm »

Blank: Um... sorry?

Good one. Wait, pigeons can chirp. I deserve a song. >_>
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« Reply #13 on: 19 August, 2007, 06:11:08 pm »

*Statues tumble down, everything goes back to normal. Even the net breaks.*

Marioman: Ouch!

Nic: Hey, thanks CJayC!

CJC: It's cool bro.

*He goes away*

Ahriman: Hey, you did O.K today man, what's your name?

JEI: Just Eat It.

Ahriman: How would you like to form an alliance with me? We need a New Zealander...

JEI: Yes. YES!!!!

*TML appears in ghost form*

TML: Hey kid, you did O.K.

MG: Hey TML, how's death?

TML: It's extremely painful. But enough of me! You have to mod the Brawl Board now!

MG: Me? But why?

TML: Random plot twist, of course! That, and there's a very important connection to all of this!

MG: Really?

TML: Yeah! You see, this all happened beca-... YOU!

NTDude: Ah!

TML: I'll kill you!

MG: Wait! What about-

*TML runs after NTDude*

*The GB and SB meet together*

GB Guy: Well, we're sorry we hid you and shunned you away from our strict rules.

Fooby: Yeah, sorry we pissed in your sinks.

GB Guy: Wha?

Fooby: Nothing.

*SONG*

Spat:

Everything worked out,
What a happy end!
The SBers and GBers
are friends again!

So let's all join hands and-

MMR: Wait, this all seems copyed off from somewhere-

*MMR is shot*

Everyone:

Don't cha know our little lives are now complete!
Because Main Guy is sweet!

Callous: Super Sweet!

Everyone:

THANK God we live in a

Spat: Quiet,

Koover: Little,

RGB: Troll filled,

M Metroid: Noob ridden,

Charmy: Pissed off,

OK: Unforgiving,

CJ: Unloving,

UO: Idiotic,

Marioman: Fanboy,

Fooby: Hate filled,

Lumines: Jerk off,

SA2: Weirdo,

Dizi: Death attracted,

911: Reg Praising,

Cube: Perfect Numbered,

GSG: Color filled,

Jawo': Unfair,

STS: Jackass,

Random: Random,

GF Jake: Question asking,

Nic: Uber cool,

Ermine: Creture hating,

Penguin: Copying,

Penguinish: Copying,

TBizzle: Likable,

TML: Got ya!

NTDude: Please don't kill me!

LuigiKong: Comic filled,

Just eat it: Foreign,

MMH: Decapitating,

LinkCable: Grammar hating,

CM: Hug Loving,

Yamata: NO NO,

Ecko: In the middle,

Nergan: Kinda dead,

Blank: Not really,

CJC: Moron Made,

MG: Awesome!

Everyone:

SMASH BROS BOARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #14 on: 19 August, 2007, 09:00:54 pm »

Yay!
Awesome, great ending!
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