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SSBBSB: The Musical!

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« on: 17 August, 2007, 06:18:26 pm »

Narrator: Meanwhile, at the troll hideout...

*Blank and Nergan are drinking champagine*

Nergan: Oh yes, everything is going to plan.

Blank: As soon as the others get back, the 6 of us will rule the board!

Nergan: You mean the two of us!

Blank: What do you mean by that?

Nergan: Well, I've taken precautions to make sure that we are the sole rulers of the Brawl Board! I happen to know that the board has been working on this new "net" technology...

*Shows users still kicking the net*

RoyRules: Um, don't you think that that's enough kicking?

CM: Um... not yet.

*Continue kicking, TV comes on in background*

TV: And now back to "Courage the Cowardly Dog"!

Link Cable: BREAK TIME!

*Users leave while trolls are still hanging in the net*

*Back to Blank and Nergan*

Nergan: And I gave Kube the complete wrong directions, I don't even know where the hell he is!

*Shows Kube somewhere else*

Kube: BWAH HA HA! I HAVE YOU NOW... Where ever you are... hello?

Guy 1: Hey!

Kube: HA HA HA! I FOUND YOU NOW, AND NOW YOU WILL-

Guy 1: Who's turn is it?

Kube: Um... huh?

Guy 2: Go Wiz

Guy 3: GO!

Guy 4: GO MAN!

Kube: WHAT'S GOING ON!?!?

Guy 3: Kick?

Guy 1: Yeah.

Guy 3: 5

Guy 3: 4

Guy 3: 3

Guy 2: TESTICLES!

Guy 1: PIANIST!

Guy 3: 2

Guy 3: 1

Kube: WHAT MONSTEROUS PLACE HAVE I TRAVELED TO!?!?!!?!?!?

*Kube is sent into dimension, where he dies*

Guy 4: Great, now let's keep playing.

*They continue to play mini-golf*

*Back to Blank and Nergan*

Nergan: Don't you see? We are the only one's left! And what those idiot noobs don't know is that once they find TML, we'll know where he is so we can take his place and DESTROY GAMEFAQS!!!

Blank: Nerg, you make me so hot when you talk world destruction!

Nergan: As do I when you listen! Cheeto?

Blank: You betcha!

*Nergan leaps up*

Narrator: This scene was cut for your pure enjoyment and will to live, we appologize for the incovienience.

*Cut to the 22.5, marching up a mountain*

MMH: Wait... the scent... the feeling... the promise in my heart... I FOUND IT!

MG: What?

Spat: TML?

Lumines: The Hideout?

Sasori: The link to my site, Brawler's Paradise?

NTDude: Where did you come from? GET OUT OF MY STORY!

Sasori: FINE! BE THAT WAY!

*Sasori leaves*

MMH: No, my head! It's here, I can feel it!

*MMH runs up, everyone else following, up to the peek of the hill. He places an object on his head.*

MMH: FINALLY! I AM FOREVER KNOWN AS MY REAL NAME, NOT MISSING MY HEAD!!!

Jawo: ...that's a watermelon, jackass.

Fooby: Hey, what's that?

MMH: What's what?

*Shows a heaven-like scenery change right behind MMH, complete with roman columns, clouds, and an invisible choir singing*

LuigiKong: Oh... My... Mod.

TML: Y Hallo Thar.

*TML approaches them*

TML: I'm The Missing Link.

Random: Hey, maybe you can help us. We're looking for this guy named TML, maybe you could-

*All look at him*

Random: ...oh.

MG: TML, we've come a long way to ask you to help us banish the trolls of our board!

TML: Troll? Why, there's no such thing! And even if there is, they're just fooling around. No need to take action!

MMR: Pfft... yeah, and I'm pregnant.

TML: THAT SOUNDS LIKE FAD TALK BOY!

*TML smites MMR*

Jake: Well, you gotta do somthing! I mean, have you looked at our board lately?

TML: Well, not lately. I've just expected that everything is going O.K and-

*Looks through telescope*

TML: SWEET CJAYC!! WHAT'VE I DONE!?!?!?!

Ermine: See?

TML: I have to fix this! I can't do it from here though, I need to go down there, and deal with the trolls myself!

Koover: Really? But you haven't gone down there since the great GB sticky crisis!

TML: Well...

*SONG*

I may not be a miricle man,
I may not be your pap,
I may not be your Super Man,
But I can kill you in a snap!

*Refrain*

I'm sorry for not listening,
I'm not that quick to pass,
But O.K, I'm getting up.
Let's kick some trolling-ass!

I'm sorry that I treated you,
Some friendships I must mend.
I've banned Green and Call, and J-E-I,
Your so called Arab Friend (Im from New Zealand!)

I'm sorry for not listening,
I'm not that quick to pass,
But O.K, I'm getting up.
Let's kick some trolling-ass!

Why am I singing?
Or am I speaking rhyme?
Time could be spent traveling!
Let's waste it with dance time!

*Dance Number*

(>'_')> <('_'<) (>'_')> <('_'<)
I'm sorry for not listening,
I'm not that quick to pass,
But O.K, I'm getting up.
Let's kick some trolling-ass!

*They all leave*
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