Cads user story

[Cads_473]

...ok ****, wat ever u say 

*Sobs*

U NEED TO FIND A BETTER WAY TO GET MONEY!

*pats cads on back*

but its ok, ive been there, it feels like theres no way out...and plus u dont have to buy food anymore, after all we are both dead.....

 

Uh huh >_>


*Is going to update now*

[Cads_473]

Todays update is brought to you with limited commercial interruption by bionic woman: The machine is nothing without the wo- *Gets shot in the head*

And now for our story!


(Has realized i havent been putting chapters in the beggining)
That has to change. Im to lazy to figure out what chapter im REALLY on, so we'll just call this chapter 3-1. Good.


Chapter 3-1: The worst kind of enemies.

*Ermine dashes throughout the forest, penguin resting on his back casually*
*Trejik watches from the bush*
Trejik: (Thinking) That looks like a fine specimen... Never seen a weasel so big before.
*Trejik leaps from tree to tree silently, and prepares to go in for the kill*
*Ermine's ears perk up, and he hears trejik coming down on him*
Ermine: *Throws penguin to the left, and dashes straight to the right to avoid trejik when he crashes into the ground where ermine was running*
Trejik: Tougher then you look, weasel.
Ermine: *Indignant look on his face*
Trejik: ... What?
*Ermine grabs a stick and begins writing in the dirt. He spells "Ermine."*
Trejik: What the hells an Ermine...?
Ermine: *Shakes head and looks down*
Trejik: Well i must say, you dont hear the word "Ermine" very often. Just spell it out... what is it?
Ermine: *Points at self with paw*
Trejik: So... your an Ermine?
Ermine: *Nods*
Trejik: Ah... I see. So, are you a type of weasel, or- WAIT A MINUTE!
Ermine: *Dashing away from trejik with penguin*
Trejik: Damnit... Caught up by idle conversation... *A dagger made of earth forms in trejiks hand as he chases after Ermine with blistering speed*


MEANWHILE:
*Adol walks along with frosted, through the blisteringly hot desert*
Adol: I... I dont know how much longer i can take this...
Frosted: Me neither... My ice powers do nothing when the ice just melts after i form it...
Adol: Hey... Look up ahead... Is that...
Frosted: YEAH! It is! Its..
Adol: Its...
*Frosted and adol run up a sand dune to a soda machine*
Frosted: Well... Well how the freak did this get here?
Adol: Maybe its a marrage...
Frosted: *Kicks the soda machine, and a pepsi pops out*
Adol: *Picks up pepsi and starts drinking it, only to spit it out*
Frosted: What?
Adol: Its just diet pepsi!
Frosted: Ew...
*The start running back into the desert, when suddenly, vines pop out of the gorund holding a beaten and battered girl*
*The two come to a screeching halt*
Adol and Frosted: Holy crap!
*The girl begins coughing out sand*
Adol: Woah... Where did you come from?
*The girl looks up with fear at adol before trying to run away, but shes dragged back dwon by the vines*
Frosted: *Grabs the vines and snaps them in half*
Frosted: Now, tell us, what happened to you...?

TO BE CONTINUED... (Cuz im to lazy to type more >_>)

[NPC Overlord Nikoleis]

Is diet pepsi so bad ?

[Cads_473]

Is diet pepsi so bad ?

I HATE diest pepsi.

This update was ment for comedy. Thats why i didnt advance the story. >_>

[A Duck]

Is diet pepsi so bad ?

I HATE diest pepsi.

This update was ment for comedy. Thats why i didnt advance the story. >_>

u lucky, if u would have said any form of mt. dew or monster i would have killed u, but it seems everyone hates diet pepsi but me so ill let it slide...

[Zigzagoon]

Lulz XD

[A Duck]

*kicks dirt on story*

i think its dead

[Cads_473]

*kicks dirt on story*

i think its dead

Thats what you think. I may go through periods of no activity, but i DO plan on finishing it.

*Is going to update right now*

[Cads_473]

Chapter 3-2: Blistering speeds, intense flames, and a penguin.


*Trejik leeps from tree to tree, attempting to catch up with the speedy ermine*
Trejik: Damnit... This thing is fa-
*Trejik, having let his guard down, rams straight into an overhanging branch, throwing him to the floor*
*Trejik immediatley leaps to his feet, but the ermine has dissapeared*
Trejik: What the he-
*Trejik leaps into the air the second he feels heat behind him. He lept just in time to see a pillar of boiling lava decimate everything where he was just standing*
Trejik: *Swirls around to face the towering 30 foot long enourmas snake glaring at him, ermine sitting on his back with penguin*
Ermine: [Telapathicly to snake] This guy is after my head!!! He's been after me for a while now... I lead him straight to where i felt you were.
Flamesnake: [telapathicly to ermine] Alright, i guess i have to get rid of him, huh?
Ermine: [Telapathicly to flamesnake] I would appreciate it...
Trejik: *Stares at the two*
FS: Alright, tough guy, lets see how you deal with me, eh?
Trejik: O_O... You... Talk...?
FS: Yeah.
Trejik: HehehehehehhahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA! Wow! Youd be the PERFECT head on my wall! Forget the weasel-
FS: Ermine.
Trejik: Ermine over there! I want you!
FS: Well... to bad your not gonna have me.
Trejik: I beg to differ...
*Trejik dissapears from the spot he was standing on, and appears directly behind FS, with a dagger of earth*
FS: Nice one, but...
*Trejik didnt notice FS's tail creep up on him*

(More later >_>)

[Only YOU can prevent Forest Fires]

SmokeyBear wanna be in story now or else ill hold the worlds oxygen up for ransom!

[Cads_473]

SmokeyBear wanna be in story now or else ill hold the worlds oxygen up for ransom!

...
>_>
<_<
Shut the **** up.

[Zigzagoon]

Good stuff =P

[A Duck]

*reads* hmm needs more internets...o and needs moar DMAX!!!!!!129!!!!!

[Cads_473]

*reads* hmm needs more internets...o and needs moar DMAX!!!!!!129!!!!!

You know, i almost forgot about you...

[NPC Overlord Nikoleis]

Still reading, if you wanted to know ...