BlueAnnihilator
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*Meanwhile, we join a few familiar faces. That's right, Zeldafan and her gang are sailing the seas in a small raft. Doing what? Nobody knows*
Zeldafan: *sigh* This whole story gone by and we didn't even get any of the action! Thanks a lot, big me!
Tobi: Big you? What are you talking about, sempai?
Zeldafan: Eh, beats me. It was something Bob always used to tell me. He said a "big me" was in control of everything that we do.
Tobi: Er, Tobi still doesn't understand...
Zeldafan: I don't either, Tobi...but if I ever see this big me, I'm gonna bop her one!
Tobi: Bop her for Tobi too!
Link: Where's Bob when you need him, huh?
*Just then, Bob appears before the group*
Bob: *coughcough* Sorry. I was lost on the path of life.
Zeldafan: That's my line...
Tobi: I thought that was Kakashi's line?
Bob/Zeldafan: Tobi, hush!
Tobi: Sorry...
Presea: Bob, we want you to explain to us...
Bob: Just what exactly a "big her" is, correct?
Presea: Correct.
Bob: Okay, how to begin....? Ah! Alright, first thing's first. There's the real world, where the "big Zeldafan" resides, and the story world, where all of us are. Get it?
Link: Hmm, I think so. Continue.
Bob: Okay, so the big Zeldafan, having created us, is responsible for our every action.
Zeldafan: Hey wait, are you saying she's our Goddess or something?
Bob: No no, that's not it. Let me explain. The big Zeldafan is a real person, and us, we are only make believe. Created for the sole purpose of literary entertainment.
Tobi: Uuuuh, literary entertainment..?
Zeldafan: What the heck is that!? This just gets more and more confusing!!
Bob: *sigh*
*Bob taps the "screen"*
Bob: *psst* Quentin, this could take a while, so why don't you just go on ahead and skip to the next scene, eh?
Zeldafan: Huh? Who are you talking to, Bob!? Is it another big person!?
Tobi: Tobi's head is gonna explode!!!
Bob: Well? What are you waiting for?
*Meanwhile, 9 months have passed, and Lilia is in labor with her child*
Bob: Thank you...
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